All right all of you, hardcore, prematurely balding fantasy baseballers, who are battling in the trenches these final weeks. You people. And by "you people," I mean middle-aged, middle class white men with their mothers on speed dial. (What? Google Analytics can tell a lot.) Let's do this like Brutus and Tommy Artootis. (I went to middle school with Tommy Artootis; you probably didn't know that.) Yesterday,
Kendrys Morales went 4-for-4, 5 runs and three solo home runs (19, 20, 21). The Morales of the story? He's stepping up to help you win because we prayed for this. Right after praying that Lay's Gyro-flavored potato chips wins the new flavor contest. Show of hands: how many of you care who becomes the next president? Okay, now how many of you care what flavor wins Lay's potato chip contest? Ya'll bunch of liars if you didn't vote for Lay's. Can we just make a Trump flavored potato chip to combine all my voting into one place? Morales has done well for my Tout Wars team, but I'm gonna come up a little short like Altuve. Here's the
current standings, as you can see power was my real bugaboo. If Miggy had reached 30 homers like he did seemingly every other year, it could've made a huge difference. For now, let's bask in Rudy's dominance and hope Lay's Gyro flavor kicks ass. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball: