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Emerging from your mother’s basement after six months, “I did it! I won my fantasy baseball league!” It begins to dawn on you that the world no longer looks as you remember it. Where there were once blossoming trees, there’s now decaying branches. Where flowers once sprouted, shriveled vines remained. A tumbleweed blows past. Minutes […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Welcome to the final week of games for the regular season. It’s wild that we’re already here. I’ll save the cheesy, “It feels like just yesterday we were anxiously awaiting that 30/30 season from Wyatt Langford” series of foot-in-the-stomach reflections, and focus on the real reason you’re here. Who the heck […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Now that we’re smack dab in the middle of September, It’s time to head out to the roto garden and check on our crops. “Why?” you might ask. Well, it’s officially time to start harvesting our garden schmotatoes and get ready to whip up a batch of that spicy playoff sauce.  […]

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“‘Yo, we’ll see you in the playoffs, baby bro!’ Right?! Hahahaha, that’s what Ronald Acuña Jr. said to Luisangel Acuña, right? Because Ronald is playing too, right?” Um, Comatose Braves Fan, how long have you been out? “Roughly six months, I miss anything?” So, Luisangel Acuña was called up this weekend with Lindor tweaking his […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! I mentioned this last week, but it bears repeating especially since the Mariners’ starting pitcher group has been lights out for most of the season. Oh, you don’t believe me? Well, let’s go to the cherry tree and pick some juicy numbers that should pop your eyeballs out a bit more. […]

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Only three weeks remain in the regular season, which sadly means we’re almost done with streamers. Like many of you, I’m in my fantasy playoffs right now and am focused on getting these streamers right so I can make some money. That should benefit all of you because I’m trying to get zoned in for […]

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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Yes, I know what you’re thinking.  Dearest MarmosDad, how can you be bringing something back when it is extremely doubtful that it was gone to begin with? Your ‘silver fox’ good looks are second only to your razor-sharp wit and plentiful, perfectly presented puns! If I had a dollar for every […]

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We’ve made it to the final month of the season! If you’re still here rather than being entirely focused on football, congratulations! Both on your taste in sports, but also on your (presumably) successful season as you chase either roto or playoff glory. I am happy to report that this week has a fair number […]

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