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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Fantasy Depression is a Frustrating Mess
So, how’s your season? *connects hose to tailpipe* That good, huh? Well, the end is near my depressed Razzballin’ droogs. Some of us are prepared…
- The Guru
- August 18, 2013
- 73
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Ruf Ryders
And just like Lazarus, I've come back from the dead. Well not really from death. I was just on vacation but after being gone this…
- Sky
- August 18, 2013
- 53
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 20
For the past few seasons, Jose Abreu has been regarded as Cuba's best offensive talent. The 26-year-old slugger has spent the past decade playing pro…
- Scott Evans
- August 18, 2013
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Forever Young
Rod Stewart knows how to pick venues. Masterful choice. Hey now, somebody likes someone, or so says Marc Topkin, who, by-the-way, sounds like a X-Wing…
- Jay
- August 17, 2013
- 56
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 21
Did you guys see that Clint Eastwood movie, "Trouble with the Curve"? No? Yeah, me neither. It got a 52% on RottenTomatoes.com, which is pretty…
- Scott Evans
- August 17, 2013
- 65
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Offense Sagging? Buy A Belt!
Hey, how are you doing? Good/Bad? That's good/bad. This is a beautiful/ugly morning/afternoon/night we're having! What great/lousy weather. I love/hate this time of year! It's…
- Grey
- August 16, 2013
- 573
Points Leagues
Rappers and Baseball Player Comparisons: Beddict’s Legend Grows
Greetings ya'll! Tis I yet again, Tehol Beddict, legendary bull-fighter, master class stripper, fantasy sports champion, and the west coasts top male escort 3 years…
- LT Murray IV
- August 16, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cardinals Admit Their Love For Young Wongs
You know who's happiest about Kolten Wong being called up? The Vatican. Finally, something non-Catholic related will show up in search results when you Google…
- Grey
- August 16, 2013
- 288
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Closer Report
Blown saves suck, but thankfully for some, not all, that stat doesn't count. I mean it does affect you in some regard but 1 inning…
- Smokey
- August 15, 2013
- 26
OPS Leagues
Pitch Imperfect
I’ll admit that I rarely write about pitchers, which may not come as a surprise if you knew my long and troubled past. Many years…
- Tom Jacks
- August 15, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jim Johnson Saves The BS For Last
To misquote Lucinda Williams, "You don't have to prove your manhood to me constantly, ." Maybe prove it once in a while. Maybe once in…
- Grey
- August 15, 2013
- 659
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Run, It’s Zorilla!
We are reaching that time of the baseball season where this series offers more of a prospective look. What I mean by that is that…
- Jay
- August 14, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 19
Right about now is when I expected to start hyping the arrival of Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez. The 26-year-old Cuban defector reportedly signed with the Phillies…
- Scott Evans
- August 14, 2013
- 69
DraftKings
DraftKings – Another Win Means Stepping Up From A Roadkill Dinner
Two top ten finishes in a row! You gotta stop letting me doubling up Razzball Nation! Now I can leave the roadkill rest in peace…
- JB Gilpin
- August 14, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Get The MSG? Choice Chen Peking Late
WHO ARE YOU ?! I demand answers immediately. I know, yesterday was just against the Marlins, so we can write off the 7 IP, 0…
- Grey
- August 14, 2013
- 635
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Spencer Witte Stops By
Oh, him! Yeah, you've never heard of him. That's okay, we have and you should. Spencer is co-founder and CEO of Classic Baseball, LLC whose…
- Grey
- August 13, 2013
- 332
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 13
A Hill O’ Beans is back on top after a couple of weeks in 4th place, nudging MasterofGrond down to second. They hit .311 and…
- VinWins
- August 13, 2013
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pirates Helped Lambo Make The Leap
Yesterday, the Pirates called up the Frozen Tundra, Andrew Lambo. The Pirates should trade Lambo to Milwaukee (Green Bay) for (arrr!). Or give Andrew a…
- Grey
- August 13, 2013
- 248
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Pitcher Profile: Martin Perez Dispenses of Astros Like A Pez Dispenser
Razzball Nation! The Pitcher Profile corner is back after an off-week of profiling. If you listen to the Razzball Baseball Contest, I was indeed in Oklahoma…
- JB Gilpin
- August 12, 2013
- 30
NEWS
Melvin Upton: Back and Running
is having one hell of a bad year and he recently hit bottom with an adductor injury that sidelined him through the All Star Break.…
- Mike
- August 12, 2013
- 9
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The King Offs Beers
is the pitcher to pitcher when you're facing more than one Brewer. *sips from frosty mug* Ah.... Almost as satisfying as a good porgasm, which…
- Grey
- August 12, 2013
- 637
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Smoak on the Roster
The 2013 Fantasy Baseball season is heading into its stretch run and the playoffs are right around the corner. My fair Razzballers, it seems like…
- The Guru
- August 11, 2013
- 78
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: The Incredible Tenable Venable
Your regular Creeper columnist, Sky, is taking the week off as things start to heat up over on the football side of things here at…
- Mike
- August 11, 2013
- 10
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Fantasy Razzball Update: August 11
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- August 11, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 19
The White Sox traded to the Red Sox not long ago -- perhaps you remember it. The three-team swap sent Peavy to Boston, to Detroit,…
- Scott Evans
- August 11, 2013
- 62
Daily Notes
Rios, Texas Ranger
Fact: Ron Washington is a giver. MLBtraderumors found a reason to stay significant post-trade deadline yesterday, and now it's official -- has been traded to…
- Jay
- August 10, 2013
- 115
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 20
If you're into two-start streaming, then you're likely not into six-man rotations. They suck. They push back useful, healthy starters. They dilute the two-start pool.…
- Scott Evans
- August 10, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Sonny G Has The Stuff That All Kids Love
Common misconception, the A's know what they're doing. As of Thursday night, they didn't even know who was pitching on Saturday. Billy Beane told me…
- Grey
- August 9, 2013
- 877
Points Leagues
A-Rod to the Rescue
Greetings fellow fantasy geeks! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, here yet again to service you in ways you once thought irrealizable. I'm merely perpetuating my own…
- LT Murray IV
- August 9, 2013
- 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Samardzija They Come, Samardzija They Fall
All strikeouts aren't created equal, apparently. Holy Samardballs, are you kidding me? It was a short schedule day. There's no middle relief disinfectant for this…
- Grey
- August 9, 2013
- 303
Closers
Bullpen Report
Hot teams equal scorched buns, no that's not right. Hot teams are where holds go to fall in love, it's like the Sadie Hawkins dance…
- Smokey
- August 8, 2013
- 29
fantasy baseball keepers
Eaton Moustakas
The trade deadline passed in standard leagues. It's just over. I feel like I've had an awesome couple of months talking to and hanging out…
- Terse
- August 8, 2013
- 23
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Indians Rushin’ The Rule Of Salazar
There's a new love of my life. No, it's not the Georgia girl on MasterChef, though she's all right. His name is , and he's…
- Grey
- August 8, 2013
- 741
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: I Am From Holland! Isn’t That Weird?
Has anyone noticed the year is having? This is me raising my hand. You can't see it, but you'll just have to trust me. I've…
- Jay
- August 7, 2013
- 47
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Fawn Over Xander Bogaerts Some More
So it's the dog days of summer, your team sucks and you're starting to follow Razzball Football to see which 3rd string right tackle might…
- Grey
- August 7, 2013
- 474
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Fantasy Wellness Clinic
So you're in the fantasy dumps. Maybe your team is finally a lost cause, maybe you just couldn't keep up with it (yeah - I…
- JB Gilpin
- August 7, 2013
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Houston Gets Their Asstros Handed To Them
In the spring of 2013, Astro fans celebrated through the streets of Houston, shooting guns in the air and playing Houston's own, Mind Playing Tricks…
- Grey
- August 7, 2013
- 289
OPS Leagues
Take A Load Off, Manny
is no stranger to controversy removing him from the field, which makes it even stranger that controversy may end up putting him back on the…
- Tom Jacks
- August 6, 2013
- 50
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 6
MasterofGrond's Waco Night Terrors (Imposing Sea Creatures) held on to first place behind a strong pitching week, including an RCL-best 0.68 ERA. , , ,…
- VinWins
- August 6, 2013
- 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bud Giving PEDicures
Yesterday, on Fifth Avenue, Bud Selig was seen going into a photo shoot. That photoshoot was for him to be dressed as Uncle Sam for…
- Grey
- August 6, 2013
- 577
