Like a good Jewish boy, Brad Ausmus said to his Bubbie, "Bubbie, I love sulfites, nitrates and pig a**holes, but every time I see a…
The issue with writing for a site like Razzball, I've learned, is that you expend too much mental energy trying to come up with cute…
As any DFS player knows, the daily grind of fantasy sports can be downright One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest-kind of maddening. When you hit…
Something many of you don't realize, but one of the first people to talk to a player that was just traded is his new team's…
Joaquin Benoit (+23%) was the most added player this week after Huston Street was traded to the Angels. Benoit was scooped up by those looking…
We've now officially reached the second-half of the baseball season, even though we officially reached that mark more than two weeks ago, according to the math.…
I’ve been forced to travel a lot lately. Today’s installment comes to you from the friendly confines of the Denver airport. I just came out…
Damn, after reading that title, now I want to eat pasta. Has anyone ever watched The Godfather and not wanted to eat Italian right after?…
Oh man, it's back to real life! After an awesome weekend in DC to see my Brewers (I'll share some fun graphics next week), it's…
Washington, D.C. has two Spans. If you like politics and live footage of people walking around in suits on a video feed, then C-SPAN (2:43) is…
It's nice to have a breather now and then. To kick back and relax, enjoy some time with your family and re-energize for the final…
Odrisamer Despaigne almost threw a no-hitter yesterday (7 2/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks) in his Padres camo fatigues, which had Fidel completely…
Welcome to the unofficial second half of the fantasy baseball season. If you’re reading this, I tip my dirty turban in your general direction, because…
Do you remember the days of riding skateboards all hours of the day with your legs and arms filled with scabs, bruises, and dried blood?…
($7,700) takes the mound today against an impotent Padres offense. San Diego is hitting a cool .220 against right-handers this season. If you are into…
Good Sunday morning gang!!! The weather forecast remains unseasonably cool and rainy here in the south, but it's having little effect on many of us…
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Two-Startapalooza’s back, beoches! Man, I gotta tell…
As I mentioned in my first/intro OPS post, we're looking at OPS differential by using expected (x)Homerun and expected (x)BABIP differentials. If you like Captain Planet…
Lights cigarette, takes a deep inhale, ahhhh that was satisfying. Looks over at DraftKings app and says "It's good to have you back". That's how…
OH-WA-AH-AH-AH! Woah, sorry about that. A little rough for a Saturday morning for you? Well what can I say but toughen up, kiddos. There's only…
The Save Vulture is no ordinary animal. Or Jordanian animal, as my autocorrect wanted me to write. The Save Vulture doesn't need much sunlight. The…
Greetings! Tis I, the one and only Tehol Beddict, AKA Beddict Shmurda, here to put you on game and put lames to shame, but first…
The first half is in the books. You suffered through the HR Derby and stomached the ASG. Congratulations, you’ve weathered the first “half” storm. We…
Those weren’t tears of sadness, bro. I’m a straight hater of the Craptain – the realest you’ll ever know. Every time I take a dump,…
With the All Star Game, we were all witness to the unpredictability of baseball. It's a long haul, and on draft day in March, very…
Ahh, I remember the Midway, it was fun it was like an air show but instead of crashes there were bullets. I was just informed…
Has the Derek Jeter Memorial Midsummer lovefest ended in Minnesota yet? I need an afterglow cigarette and one of those Jeter gift baskets after that All-Star…
I remember the first book I ever bought on fantasy baseball. It was titled 'Rotisserie League Baseball' by Glen Waggoner and Robert Sklar. I purchased…
Welcome to the All-Star break gang - the unofficial beginning of the second half signals the time to reorganize, revamp, and re-think approaches for us,…
All-Duds... sounds like a candy. But, if we are taking it literally, it would be candy flavored as poop. Or, actually, now that I think…
So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to…
Oh man, did the Crew need that win yesterday! Even up 11-1, I thought K Rod might blow the lead. The way things have gone...…
The Futures Game was yesterday, and while I'm writing this post prior to the game actually being played, here's about what I'd expect the broadcast…
As soon as you're finished with this post, I want you to close your laptop, step outside and look at a bird in flight. Pick…
I Can't Remember Anything Can't Tell If this Is True or Dream Deep down Inside I Feel to Scream this Terrible Silence Stops Me Now…
I had a hard time trying to come up with a Creeper of the Week for a week that only has three games and no…
($8,700) got smoked in his last start, but he draws a weak Padres team today at home in our last day of games prior to…
Another week completed, another step closer to excitement for prospect-watchers waiting impatiently for the next round of call-ups, and the ultimate "Christmas In July" for…
Most things that can be enjoyed in life are temporary and fleeting. When it comes to owning (OF, $4,700) in fantasy, the previous statement couldn't…
The Oakland A's have been the team to beat in the first half of 2014. They own the best record the majors, their offense, which…