Didja you know The Captain from Captain & Tennille's real name is Daryl Dragon? Why would this guy have a nickname? Your name's awesome, you…
The season ends this week, which means pretty soon I'll be DVR'ing AFL games and streaming grainy video of the Dominican Winter League to get…
At the end of the year, you can look at season long stats and try to build a DK lineup and I can pretty much…
Yesterday was the first day of autumn; this demands a poem. I call this, "Naked Prince Fielder Has The Definition Of Melted Tootsie Rolls." The…
The end is here, and the needs of the few take precedence over the many. If you're playing for the championship in your H2H league,…
Does anyone else feel like the baseball season ended two weeks ago? Then again I'm in Boston, baseball season ended around the 4th of July…
Prospect hounds looking for some action now that the minor league season is over can turn their attention towards the 2014 Arizona Fall League. The…
Do other parts of the country say 'yous'? Maybe it's because I have South Jersey roots but I say it a lot. I also say…
If you've been scouring all your picture books for a proper fantasy hitter in the final week, look no further. was 3-for-4 with his 19th…
So here we are, the last week of the season. If you're playing now, you're in the money game of your head-to-head league, or you're…
You know a hitter is going well when I look to pick him up, see he's taken, then look again a few hours later to…
If you're one of the seventy percent of ESPN fantasy owners who haven't jumped on board the train, let's fix that for the weekend. The…
It’s that time of year again! No, I’m not talking about back to school, or even football season. It’s that time of year when baseball…
I wonder if Jake Smolinski had a sister that put out in high school. I could've swore I hooked up with an Eva Smolinski after…
Man do I hate the end of the year. People chasing saves are all into it, while the ones that are dead in the water…
With roughly 11 games left in the MLB season, picking players to write about can get tricky over at DraftKings. Why is it tricky? Well…
Here's an example from your own life. You walked into a bar and negged the first girl you saw. Told her she had nice hair,…
Man, I have not watched a Braves game in a frog's leap, but lemme tell you, takes batting seriously. It is no joke when he…
The commenters can already get going with the harassment. It’s 4 days until Summer ends, but as a sports fan, we all know that once…
Yesterday, Wilmer Flores went 3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs with his 5th and 6th homers. With David Wright hurt, Flores has been playing every day.…
I remember the first time I beat Blades of Steel on my Nintendo. It was a labor of love and the sappy midi-tune during the…
I'll be honest, I really wanted to do a title about Rudy. After having a top-7 pitching week and moving into the top-10 overall, I…
What a world we live in. Just a couple of months ago, me telling you an Oakland stack would be a good idea would've lead…
I'm going to look right in your eye and say, "I don't know where Jacob deGrom's coming from." Don't turn away from me. *turns your…
We're so close to the finish line! The marathon is nearing the final push; your legs are weakening, you're starting to feel incontinent... Well, sure…
No, that's not a racist title. C'mon, really? Why would I go there? Besides, 'Alfredo The Dark' doesn't even sound racist. Actually, sounds like your…
Rusney Castillo is expected to join the Sawx on Tuesday. Whoa, did you see that? There was a rainbow going over the world and when…
I'm jumping out of the program this week and making this a mash up creeper post. and have got my mojo at full attention with…
Throughout the year I've learned many things about Daily Fantasy baseball. Avoid lefties against the Rockies at Coors, never trust a Nationals pitchers, and always…
After speculating who might get the call this September, we now know which prospects are getting their feet wet in the majors. More importantly, we…
($7,900) is a solid play today in DraftKings contests with a good matchup against the Chicago Cubs. Jeff's great-great-grandfather John defined the "self" through the…
Baltimore's shiny new outfielder, , was 4-for-9 with two triples and 2 RBI in yesterday's double header. Welcome to Plaza de Aza, where we help…
First off, congratulations fellow nerd, if you're reading this it means one of two things. 1. You're just as painfully boring as I am and…
Nicholas Tropeano sounds like a sitcom character, doesn't he? Like that's his real name, but he goes by the nickname of The Boof or simply…
There are some tempting (and ‘spensive) names on the SP menu tonight, but as always, my eyes gravitate to my boy, ($8,800). He draws the…
Dot dot dot. Kicks an end table. Picks up the phone. Dial tone. No one there. Flips the TV channel. Not really watching. Picks up…
Ah, the stretch run and the second to last Holds post of the year. If your not streaming RP at this point to your advantage,…
As the MLB season comes to a close, you probably have lost interest in your season long leagues, and DFS at DraftKings is all you…
Shields's season proves one thing. He doesn't answer to you, he doesn't answer to anyone. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.…
Welcome! Ladies and cucumbers! Gather round for another edition of Lineup Maximizer. The season wanes to an end, but our efforts do not. Each night becomes…