I know what you’re thinking. Wild Boar? Naked Man? Laptop? It can’t be news! Actually, I myself can’t believe it’s not not news. But it…
Good Afternoon DFS'ers and welcome to Monday Afternoon Toilet Talk w/ Jared. We have a fun slate today that should yield some offense. We have…
Jairo Diaz was told the Rockies will no longer have a designated closer. Bud Black is crazy, right? I mean, he is legit nuts or…
Death, taxes and Mike Trout destroying the competition. It's comforting to know that even in the chaos of 2020 some things haven't changed. He's right…
Hello again, students! You're just in time for Lesson Three in JKJ's School of Waiver Wire Wizardry. This weekend has already been tainted by another…
Does anyone know if Dylan is related to King Kong? Any 80s WWF fans in the house? Notice I said WWF and not WWE. We're…
Aside from Tyler Mahle getting removed from the rotation about 12 hours after my article was published, we had another successful streamers week. Randy Dobnak, Brandon Bielak, Christian…
Well, this is going to be an interesting day. We have a whopping 12 starting pitchers at risk due to weather as well as a…
In fourth grade, I was forced to pick an instrument. Kennedy Elementary's gym was adorned with little practice hubs, and my music class went station…
Welcome once again sports fans to another episode of Top 75 Outfielders for 2020 Fantasy Baseball, a continuation of last-last's Week 1. Now that we…
Taking a look back at last week’s predictions I had Randy Dobnak as my two-start pitcher of the week and although we haven’t seen his…
We are now roughly a third-of-the-way through this historic season half-season flirtation, and some trends are emerging. I mean, non-COVID related trends, lest we forget…
Jesse Winker had his open eye locked on the baseball Friday night as he extended his hot streak going 2-for-3 with two home runs and…
The Orioles are doing well this year, but you know they're wistfully looking over at the left coast and wondering what could've been with Kevin…
One third of the season is in the books and things are going exactly as planned across the league! With such a predictable season, it…
(NOTE: THIS POST WAS RELEASED EARLY YESTERDAY ON OUR PATREON. IT’S $5/MONTH.) Being hearing a lot of gossip about Clint Frazier. That's healthy. Ya know,…
I posted the last Closer Report two weeks ago, the same distance in between them as always. I basically had to take a flamethrower to…
Ranking players is particularly difficult in a 60-game season. Typically, I avoid playing the hot hand, instead choosing to stick with my stars. If I…
Nelson Cruz ($4,000) is once again proving his doubters wrong at 40 years old, as he's got a 161 wRC+ this season. Cruz's 18 RBI…
Robert De Niro, dressed in a Phillies jersey with Phanatic-fur pants, points down a dark alleyway, "Hey, Kingery, I have some beautiful furs for you.…
Now that the 2020 MLB season has hit the three-week mark, we're at the point where we can start looking into some sell-high and buy-low…
We humans are a funny species, as emotion punks the brain much of the time. Back in the day when we roamed with clubs and…
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Giancarlo Stanton is hurt again. Before the shortened season, things were looking up for Stanton. The layoff…
Today’s already short Thursday slate is further shortened by postponements. Plus, the pitching pickings are a little slim. You may need to pick your poison…
Yard Byron Buxton, known for such classic poems as Don Juan Soto, She Walks In Beauty But Buxton Doesn't Walk, and Fare Thee Well, a…
Nobody likes bad news all the time. Capitalism has built mountains of escape on the shoulders of this truth. Enter 2020. Sorry, I meant to…
So far the rook (Jake Cronenworth, SS: $2,600) is playing pretty good ball and the Padres actually have a solid offense. His positional versatility (and…
Not that long ago, I remember hearing a story. One I will recount for you here, but you can't tell anyone else. Promise? Okay, there…
Sequels are rarely better than the original. Caddyshack II and all the Karate Kids come to mind, but there have been many instances when the…
The season is cruising along and just like every year before this, Giancarlo Stanton has hit the IL. Last week I touched on Mike Tauchman…
Another week of Major League Baseball and another week of COVID-19 related stories. We recorded this yesterday evening about an hour before the Mike Clevinger…
I hope everyone had a fun second week in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. There was some good, like Fernando Tatis Jr. going bonkers with six…
What a different season, and a move from Baltimore to southern California has worked for Dylan Bundy, $9,700. Traded for not-a-whole-lot in December, the Angels…
For next year's All-Star Game: The best of the AL and NL will face off against just ex-Mets players. Maybe they can get Steven Matz (4 1/3…
What is up people! It's Monday afternoon for most of you, and that case of the Mondays has you thinking about the next worst thing…
The rocky start to our baseball season continues. The Cardinals are fighting outbreaks. Cleveland is grounding pitchers for breaking protocols. Fernando Rodney is preparing to…
Brent (@ExitVelo_BH) and Jordan (@ExitVelo_JR) recap week 2. We go over the Top 10 fantasy players, the best pitching performances, and under the radar bats.…
Well, I knew the 2020 season would be weird, but I guess I really wasn't expecting it to be quite so grueling. Filling in for…
You've stumbled into the exclusive member's only Patreon section, welcome to the party! Let me elaborate: Grey has begun releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one…
Good Morning baseball fans and welcome to Monday Morning Toilet Talk with Jared! Hope everyone had a nice weekend. As we start to get deeper…