Braves Clinch As Spicy T. Mahle Stays Hot

Atlanta Braves starting pitcher slash deadline acquisition slash heartthrob Tyler Mahle continued his dominant run Friday night with a scoreless six inning outing, allowing just four base runners (three hits) and striking out six Astros to clinch the Braves’ spot in the postseason. It was his seventh win of the year, and fourth win with […]

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Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

September 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]

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Points Leagues: Wildly Premature 2027 Top-100(ish) Rankings

September 7, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Here in September, I don’t feel like there’s a lot of advice I can offer that isn’t covered by others. We’ve got folks out here drawing your attention to who to add for crunch time. Are you looking for advice on which pitchers to stream? We’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to maximize […]

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Let The Good Times Arroyo

September 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]

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Painter’s Tape No Longer Making Phillies Feel Blue

September 2, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 113 Comments

by: Grey

Another day, another great Phillies pitcher, eh? I said “eh” like I was drinking a bottle of maple syrup with my pinkie in the air. I hate the “we have to talk about” segue. It sounds like Oprah in my head. “We have to talk about something, you know what we have to talk about […]

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Minnesota May Have Finally Found Joe Mauer’s Twin

August 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 88 Comments

by: Grey

Many people know Minnesota as the Land of 10,000 Lakes. What they don’t know, who the heck counted all those lakes? What if they were at like 9,877 lakes and someone tickled them and they lost count and just started again at 9,880, then it would actually be the Land of 9,997 Lakes, but no […]

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Cubs Fans Happy To See Newest Starter Clay It On The Line

August 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 27 Comments

by: MarmosDad

If there’s one universal Cubs’ voice, let’s imagine them singing their version of this old 80’s classic: “You know I love you (you know I love you), you know it’s true (you know it’s true) It’s up to you, Clay, now what have I got to do? Don’t hold me up, Holmes, don’t waste my […]

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Points Leagues: August Outfield Rankings

August 10, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 1 Comment

by: Latch-Key Kid

Injuries happen. They happen to every position, every season. But it sure feels like the top of the outfield has been particularly snakebitten by them this year, doesn’t it? Just look at the names who were, if not top-10 picks at the position, certainly must-start players who are currently on the shelf: Aaron Judge, Juan […]

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Aint No Thingler Like A Dillon Dingler

August 6, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 115 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, to honor Dillon Dingler, I did as I’ve done every day this summer, I dressed up like a poop emoji to watch the Tigers game from my house. I’m the Head Dingler Dangler, as you know. Unfortunately, I went outside to grab my Postmates (three-bean burrito, no lettuce), when my neighbor yelled at me, […]

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Top 100 Outfielders Rest Of Season: Everybody Hurts

August 4, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Outfielders | 10 Comments

by: toolsy

This is where the rubber meets the road. For my first set of rest-of-season rankings, referencing R.E.M. and Michael Stipe feels so appropriate here. If you’ve been staring at your outfield roster on the IL, you are not alone, because everybody hurts right now. I also want to offer a quick disclaimer. I’ve learned a […]

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Buy The Lesbian Wash Towel Set (Her-Her)

July 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 150 Comments

by: Grey

The Heriberto Hernandez buys started on July 10th, when I said, “If you prorate–[Mr. Prorater skydives through my ceiling, legs crashing through, but getting stuck] Damn it, Mr. Prorater! “Sorry, I misjudged the angle. Prorated it at 45 degrees. Anyway! Heriberto is a 30/15 hitter in a full season of at-bats. Wow! Now, can you […]

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Tigers Call Up MC Skat Kat

July 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 109 Comments

by: Grey

Max Clark was called up by the Tigers and the chain discourse is about to get crazier than what was Nancy Reagan doing on Mr. T’s lap. You look at Max Clark’s sprint speed and I look at Max Clark’s sprint speed with and without chains. We. Are. Not. The. Same. You look at Max […]

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