I’m going to walk into my house of worship (Taco Bell) and get on my knees (into a booth with a chalupa) and ask the Big Man Upstairs to send me a sign on whether or not Triston Casas can be trusted next year. I don’t want an obvious sign (upset stomach after eating said […]
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Brandon Nimmo
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Before we talk about Shohei Ohtani‘s historic day, let’s first enjoy this: The best take https://t.co/nki2nFBxZ6 — Razzball (@Razzball) September 19, 2024 There’s no take greater. The best take possibly ever. Sorta like how Shohei Ohtani had one of the best games ever, while also achieving a 50/50 season. He is absurd. Shohei is the […]
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Bowden Francis of Ace-sissi
August 18, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 274 Commentsby: Grey
[opens Pixies Wiki page] Francis Bowden aka Bowden Francis aka Bowden Black aka Francis Black has influenced so many baseball players, such as Luke Weezer, Ramon Nirvana Jr., Smasherino Pumpquez and Radio Cabeza. Ha-Seong Kim was tight with him, then Kim and him split, then came back together, then broke up again, then came back […]
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Boston Burnes It All Down On Player’s Weekend
August 17, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Daily Notes | 18 Commentsby: MattTruss
Happy Player’s Weekend, everyone. I’ll be honest, I didn’t realize these had stopped, but apparently it’s been a few years. Makes sense, something fun that people enjoy and grows the games, showing the player’s personalities needs to be kept in check. We’ve got ten minutes to shave off games and forcing pitchers to throw at […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Junior Caminero called up! Jasson Dominguez could be coming soon if the Yankees get sick of watching Verdugo pop-up to the 2nd baseman! Last week I gave you someone exciting who will be up shortly (if my sources are correct) in Christian Moore! This week which hot young exciting player do I have up my […]
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Good day, friends! I hope you are all surviving the four-day period of game viewing, live scoring, and box score withdrawal that Major League Baseball likes to call the All-Star Break. I for one usually plan a trip or vacation during this little hiatus every year, but this go-round my sojourn was a quick two-day […]
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What’s The Point: All-Star Bats
July 11, 2024 | 2024 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues |by: Butters
What is up party people? Now that All-Star rosters have been announced and we are rapidly approaching the break it is time to take a look at the Fantasy Baseball Points League All-Star hitters. Obviously these guys are near the top of the leader boards but I can’t help but give some special recognition to guys who are having a better season than anticipated. There are many more guys than those mentioned below who have made a case to be All-Stars but not everyone can make the team.
Please, blog, may I have some more?The world’s hottest team, the Pittsburgh Pirates, line everyone up with a bat and give them orders. “We have to be aggressive! We need to move forward on the bases just like in real life! Practice it with me now! Move forward!” And they all went off a plank. Rarely do I like to do […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Brew Crew Pirated By Five Dong Silver
July 9, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 273 Commentsby: Grey
“B. Rey and Jack Suuuuuwin, and we’re here to…Hey, can you give us a little more bass? That’s better! Hey, we’re J. Suuuuuwin and B. Rey, and we’re here to say…Hey, this is going to be hit, right? Boom! Bit! Because all we do is get hits. Olestra gives us the shits! Us and Rowdy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Rockies Find Reds A Hard Abbott To Break
July 8, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 277 Commentsby: Grey
You will struggle to find decent hitting offenses to avoid. I’m saying if you stop streaming against ‘good hitting teams,’ you will struggle to find them. Where are they, you might ask. They’re not in or around the lineup that is managed by Bud Black. His best hitter — easily! — Brenton Doyle is hitting […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? We All Want To Go Overboard With Nat Wood
July 1, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 205 Commentsby: Grey
“I grabbed Wood two weeks ago and finally it’s paying off with some pleasure!” [Cancel Police break down my door and throw me to the ground] Don’t you need a search warrant before entering my house about a cancellation? Ow, you are digging your steel-toed boots into my back! Lift them off me, or lower […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Washington Visitors Fall To Knees Before The Taj Mahal
June 30, 2024 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 300 Commentsby: Grey
One of the most common bumper stickers on trucks in India is, “Taj Mahaulin’ Ass,” which is a bit of a country motto, that they don’t look kindly on altering. Raj Gopalaswami-Ramanathan, a South Indian truck driver, famously altered his bumper sticker to Raj Maulin’ Ass, and, one night, he was wrapped in 5-foot wide […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbhhttps://t.co/1ag7IFSYS0
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