Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 10 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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Red Sox Forced To Watch Sad Movie On Drew Ray

June 10, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 226 Comments

by: Grey

Just got a haircut and they accidentally cut out a piece of my brain, so bare with me [removes pants, Cancel Police break down door] That’s supposed to be bear with me! I realize that now! So, Drew Rasmussen never be fussin’. I will give you an example of this: Yesterday’s line of 7 IP, […]

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Points Leagues: June Outfield Rankings

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Here we go for another look at the outfield situation. Before we get into it, there are a couple of things that I think are worth noting. First, you’ll see that I do not currently have Aaron Judge ranked. If he wasn’t hurt, he’d obviously be in the top-3, and probably not second or third. […]

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Buy A Shot Of Mead With A Curtis-y Discount

May 30, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 26 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Washington Nationals third baseman slash former Rays top prospect slash pride of the Australian Outback slash heartthrob Curtis Mead had two hits Friday night including his eighth home run, a 2-run shot that gave the Nats the lead in the first. The 26-year old Aussie is now slashing .244/.360/.496 with 22 RBI along with three […]

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Williams, Gavin It All He’s Got

May 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 27 Comments

by: Dan Pants

There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]

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Tanner Shuts Down Tiger Bibats But Can’t Bibee Them

May 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Comments

by: Grey

This is going to be the most Drew Anderson-coded Tanner Bibee post, as the kids say. Drew Anderson went 4 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.98, as he started a game for the 1st time since 2021. You remember 2021. That was the year you told your friend he was […]

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The Roycester Gets Shucked

May 19, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 257 Comments

by: Grey

Royce Lewis sent to Triple-A. Hmm, let’s see the Twins’ top hitting prospects of the last few years: Luke Keaschall, Brooks Lee, Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Matt Wallner, Spencer Steer, Edouard Julien, Drew Gilbert, Trevor Larnach, Royce Lewis, Jose Miranda, Ben Rortvedt, and Redfin Smart Shopper, Alex Kirilloff. Quite the track record. It just so happens that […]

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Points Leagues: May Outfield Rankings

May 11, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 8 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I don’t really have much to say by way of introduction this week. So we’ll just get to the rankings. The Top 12 Aaron Judge NYY Juan Soto NYM Yordan Alvarez HOU Corbin Carroll ARI Kyle Tucker LAD Julio Rodriguez SEA Cody Bellinger NYY Byron Buxton MIN James Wood WSH Jackson Chourio MIL Ronald Acuña […]

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Jersey Mall Rats Excited About Spencer’s Gifts

May 7, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 167 Comments

by: Grey

Jasson Dominguez went after a Nimmo liner (not an ocean liner, but a ball), and he ran hard into the wall. He fell, but eventually he was sitting up, talking, and he didn’t seem to be doing a Rod Tidwell. He was carted off the field, and, later, diagnosed with an AC sprain, hitting the […]

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Jeremiah Jackson 5 Homers Singing I Want You Back, Back, Back

April 18, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 49 Comments

by: Dan Pants

O’s have a genuine Jackson dilemma on their hands as Baltimore’s fill-in second baseman slash heartthrob is up to a Jackson five homers with this huge bomb in the eighth to give the Orioles the lead Friday night. Joy to the World! I thought Jeremiah was a bullfrog, but he looks more like a bull. […]

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Points Leagues: April Outfield Rankings

April 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 17 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Last week, we took a look at how infield rankings had shuffled around since the start of the season. This week, we turn our attention toward how things are currently looking in the outfield. While we do have more data to work with than we did a week ago, we’re still talking very small sample […]

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White Sox Hope Noah Brings The Bagels On The Scoreboard

April 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 420 Comments

by: Grey

I should probably listen to the last three months of our Cards & Categories podcast with Jeremy and Mike and their Noah Schultz content to get a better handle here. [does just that] Wow, I should’ve paused at some point, I really have to pee. So, the boys loved Noah Schultz a lot. This is […]

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