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DraftKings

DraftKings – Even the Rain Has East Coast Bias

If you haven’t heard about the fiasco surrounding the new Dodgers television deal then good for you. There are a lot more important and interesting…

  • Schlurricane
  • May 27, 2014
  • 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

My Elbow For Yordano

I put a poster of David DeJesus up on my bedroom wall. Cougs said to me, "Grey, why do we have a picture of David…

  • Grey
  • May 27, 2014
  • 642
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Ambulance Chasers, Week 9: Nolan Are-NOT-Oh-No!

It wouldn't truly be baseball without a plethora of injuries to grace your fantasy teams' rosters, now would it? As I predicted last week, is…

  • SethDaSportsMan
  • May 26, 2014
  • 31
Steals

Jones-ing For Steals

It's not even June and the Mariners are on their second leadoff hitter in . The 25-year-old center fielder has hit at the top of…

  • Mike
  • May 26, 2014
  • 16
DraftKings

DraftKings – Dap is Due (not to me)

With 11 of the 15 games pegged for the early contests on DraftKings, it’s a weird day to be a DFS baseball player, but a…

  • BTXJ
  • May 26, 2014
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Beckett Up Like A No-Hit Truck

What's more American than Memorial Day weekend? How about an ex-country singer-dating, gun-toting, Texan, a guy that looks like he puts a hot dog in…

  • Grey
  • May 26, 2014
  • 615
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam It or Cram It: Memorial Day CookOUCH in the Razzball Lounge

It’s that time of year again when your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru digs out his star-spangled turban, the seersucker suit, and attempts to pull the ol’ “hotdog”…

  • The Guru
  • May 25, 2014
  • 119
Creeper of the Week

Jack’s Hit of the Week: Craven Moreland

What do the Rangers do now? Prince has gone belly up. [Jay's Note: More like belly all around, amiright? You know, because he's fat.] Besides…

  • J-FOH
  • May 25, 2014
  • 70
DraftKings

DraftKings: Mad Bum Brings Mad Value

sits on top of the Stream-o-Nator today at a $29 value, yet he'll cost you only $9,600 on DraftKings. There's a lot to like here…

  • Mike
  • May 25, 2014
  • 8
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments — Week 8

No prospect in baseball brings a higher ceiling than . That much is noted. He gave us a glimpse of the limitless potential last summer when…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 25, 2014
  • 97
Two Start Starters

Two-Startapalooza: Week 9

As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. The story of and is the Tale…

  • Pete Nice
  • May 24, 2014
  • 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Nolan Arenadown and Out

left last night's game with a left mallet finger fracture. Despite how it sounds, he suffered the injury sliding head first into second base, and not from…

  • Dan Pants
  • May 24, 2014
  • 109
DraftKings

DraftKings – Houston We Have a Problem, Kluber to the Rescue

I had it all setup, I was going to come on here and advocate you buying my favorite breakout player of 2014, . I compared…

  • Geoff
  • May 24, 2014
  • 6
OPS Leagues

OPS Leagues: Having A Higher Slugging Than Stanton

If anything, highlighting after doing just that a couple weeks ago means that finally has a worthy challenger to the OPS league crown. Regardless, I’m…

  • Tom Jacks
  • May 24, 2014
  • 47
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Carribuyin’ This Pirate Before He Walks The Polanco

It's about that time, prematurely balding men and four girl readers. is nearing his call-up date. He is basically a young version of . As…

  • Grey
  • May 23, 2014
  • 785
All Podcasts

Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 8

Razzball nation, it is your duty, nay, your solemn meaning in life to worship at the alter of the mustache. It's the one thing we…

  • Nick The Podcast Host
  • May 23, 2014
  • 16
Points Leagues

Points Leagues: Freebie Threebies

You may not be able to snag these 3B off the waiver wire in all of our points leagues, but I imagine that there have…

  • Schlurricane
  • May 23, 2014
  • 21
DraftKings

DraftKings – I Wanna See Your Peacock

There's something about Katy Perry that just works for me. I've tried talking to my wife about it. 'Do you like her voice?', she asks.…

  • Sky
  • May 23, 2014
  • 72
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

This Is What It Sounds Like When Drafters Cry

King Salomon Brothers, the overseer of the Iron Bank, was mortgaging castles that he shouldn't have been and fighting to get repaid, so he decided…

  • Grey
  • May 23, 2014
  • 505
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Beddict’s Fall From Mount Kilimanjaro and Middlebrooks’s Never-Ending Disgracefulness

Guess who's bizack? The boy T.B. Mizack, a.k.a. Mr. snatch-a-trick! Greetings and salutations, ya'll! I can't begin to imagine the devastation you felt not having…

  • LT Murray IV
  • May 22, 2014
  • 59
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Lineup Maximizer: Go Jonny Go-mes

Over the off-season Rudy laid out his argument for why it's important to maximize at-bats in fantasy leagues with daily moves (like the RCL ones).…

  • paul
  • May 22, 2014
  • 19
Closers

Bullpen Report: Week 8

Lots of haps going on in the end-game of fake baseball this week. fell down and sprained his crown. Surgery has already happened, so if…

  • Smokey
  • May 22, 2014
  • 73
DraftKings

DraftKings – No More Yankie My Greinke. The Dodgers Need…

Can I be more obvious by using the most expensive pitcher in my title? Two words: ! There isn't an emoticon out there that can…

  • J-FOH
  • May 22, 2014
  • 36
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Reds Return Bruce But Joey’s Quad, “Oosh”

If any good can come from going to the DL with a strained quad, at least he didn't try to play this weekend and have…

  • Grey
  • May 22, 2014
  • 781
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: Pardon The InterrUpton

The Upton brothers are starting their second year as teammates…and it hasn’t been a pretty sight so far: became a giant train wreck and ’s…

  • Jeremy
  • May 21, 2014
  • 25
DraftKings

DraftKings – The All-Bargain Basement Team

Is there anything more boring than that guy who won't shut up about his fantasy team? It's like when your ex-girlfriend used to try to…

  • The Guru
  • May 21, 2014
  • 23
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Red Sox Call Dr. Drew To Rehab Lineup

Four teams were showing interest in . No official word on which four teams, but I'm guessing the Yankees, Tigers, Red Sox and whoever didn't…

  • Grey
  • May 21, 2014
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Razzball Commenters League

RCL Update, Week 8: All Your Injuries Are Belong To Us

Looking for the Razzball Podcast? TOO BAD! It’s now Razzball Radio, and you can check out all the episodes here! Look, it's not that I want to…

  • Jay
  • May 20, 2014
  • 18
DraftKings

Draft Kings – Bauering Out

Everybody, and I mean everybody, is super excited to see make his rookie debut. And by rookie debut I mean his 18th rookie debut and…

  • Schlurricane
  • May 20, 2014
  • 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

10 CC’s Of Defatstrainol In Sabathia’s Knee, Stat!

is out until at least July. ESPN said, "The Yankees clearly want to save their ace for a late-season run, so will exercise caution, making…

  • Grey
  • May 20, 2014
  • 782
DraftKings

DraftKings – Done Lyons For You

Hi there. It’s me – the guy who vouched for in his last start, because let’s face it; his matchup (on paper) was prettier than…

  • BTXJ
  • May 19, 2014
  • 10
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Pitcher Profile: One Last Vogelsong Before Keuchel

I know, I know.  I promised everyone , but he's pitching tonight!  His last start was so long ago that still seemed like a good…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 19, 2014
  • 87
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Ambulance Chasers, Week 8: The Princess Diaries

This is starting to get a little ridiculous now.  It seems as if I can't even make it through my lunch break without hearing of some…

  • SethDaSportsMan
  • May 19, 2014
  • 46
Steals

Danny Boy, The Swipes Are Calling

Fellow Razzballer and DraftKings extraordinaire BTXJ brought to our collective attention last week in the comments. Santana returned from a hamstring issue this past weekend and…

  • Mike
  • May 19, 2014
  • 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cuba Limping Jr.

The date was 1 B.O. -- that's one year Before Okrent -- and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord rose from the Fantasy Baseball Overlord's Mom's Basement…

  • Grey
  • May 19, 2014
  • 818
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam It or Cram It: A Farewell to Arms

In between winning the Nobel Prize, shots of rum, bagging 240-pound marlins and banging 140-pound broads, Ernest Hemingway wrote: "The world breaks every one and afterward many…

  • The Guru
  • May 18, 2014
  • 208
Creeper of the Week

Jack’s Hit of the Week – Working in a Kole Mine

As I was flipping through my records the other day I came across my 45 of Devo's Working in a Coal Mine. Originally a hit…

  • J-FOH
  • May 18, 2014
  • 48
DraftKings

DraftKings – Find Some Lee Way

It's possible that the Philly homer in me is coming into play, but I am brimming with confidence in my Phils after last night's offensive…

  • Mike
  • May 18, 2014
  • 25
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments — Week 7

Good God, Joey Gallo is on fire right now. He's been on fire pretty much all year, in fact, but right now, in particular, he's a blazing…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 18, 2014
  • 96
Two Start Fantasy Starters

Two-Startapalooza: Week 8

As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Up until now, Two-Startapoola 2014 has kind…

  • Pete Nice
  • May 17, 2014
  • 73