had the game of his life last night, going 5-for-5 with two home runs (5 & 6), 4 runs and 4 RBI. Somebody call a doctor,…
As I type this, I'm in a small, but expected depression as a disgruntled Mets fan living in Minnesota after today's non-waiver trade deadline. In…
With the Twins saying th-th-that's all Fuld, it opened up a spot for Kennys Vargas in their lineup. My God, they killed Kennys (with kindness…
You just endure a break up? My apologies. But also... congratulations, you’re free! Two opposing notions can be equally true and appropriate. The bottom line…
This never should have happened, but do you remember a time when Gangnam Style was cool? It’s hard to remember, I know, but I’m talking…
In a crazy day of trading, the blockbuster has to be David Price heading to the Tigers. Though, I'm not sure blockbuster is the right…
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.” With that being said, it's officially go time! Time to make that valiant push into the playoffs,…
The deadline will have past by the time you're reading this, so I'm sorry that I can't meet or exceed all those expectations. What I can do…
Signs you should've had someone else name your group: mispelling a common word is NOT a band name. Seriously, try it. Tom Petty Andd The…
The Cardinals traded for one of the most unreliable starters this year, Justin Masterson and his 5.51 ERA. Ouch. The Cardinals fell asleep and the…
Happy Wednesday gang!!! The non-waiver trade deadline is now upon us - deals have to be completed and submitted to the Commissioner's Office by 4:00…
Which Jose Ramirez am I discussing, you ask? No, not the other eight professional Jose Ramirez's... but the Cleveland Indians stopgap between Asdrubal Cabrera and Francisco…
Before we jump into the cash-filled DraftKings mosh pit , let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your coat about something cool happening here that will…
Yesterday, Alex Cobb's line was 8 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks. March Grey, "You're welcome." April Grey, "Figures you show your face now."…
The ESPN Fantasy Forecaster is a comprehensive weekly post chocked full of information to help fantasy baseballers in weekly leagues. It is penned (typed?) by…
It's nice to feel good about a call now and then. This week's most added player was Austin Jackson (+42%). He was one of the…
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Everybody's always talkin' 'Bout who's on top Don't cross our path 'cause You're gonna get…
After nearly three consecutive months of travel and boozing I think I might just be falling apart. I have little to complain about jumping from…
Last night, Melky Cabrera hit two homers. Watch out, Melky's lactating home runs! Sorry, I cribbed that from Rotowire's notes. Kidding. Of course. Imagine you…
I was a little unsure of who would be profiled this week (I thought about , but Front Row Amy was in attendance so I'd…
Emilio Bonifacio was activated from the disabled list last week. Entering Sunday's slate he'd recorded a hit in each of his games since his return and…
There are three guarantees on a Razzball website. Seinfeld references, Simpsons references, and Grey mustache references. I'll give you three guesses as to which one…
You know how when you move out of a place, you throw out a majority of your stuff, but a few things you just slide…
Before we commence with the jamming and the cramming and the whatnot, let your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru pull on your dirty turban about something here –…
Hello Razzballers! Happy Sunday before the non-waiver trade deadline. *Pops party popper* Today I bring you a Creeper that feels more like a buy, but because…
($10,500) pitches in Chicago today against a Cubs offense that has the third-worst strikeout percentage in baseball. The Cubs also own a wRC+ of 86,…
Good morning fellow prospect nuts - one more week in the books, the trade activity picking up steam, and the prospects are beginning to move…
You: Pete Nice, did you say we should start Marcus Stroman this week at Boston and at Houston? Jay(Wrong): You DON’T have to answer that…
We're well into the second half of the season now... are you still with us? You haven't given up yet? Good. Fantasy baseball is a…
Have you ever been to one of those beer gardens that has 150 beers on tap? At first the menu is completely daunting. You look…
I don't know about you, but even I get hung up on the individual site rankings for my leagues' player pages, even though they have…
How great would it be for the Braves to trade for Marlon Byrd? Byrd and Ervin reunited. Byrd, of course, would have to bleach his…
If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here’s your recap. And don’t forget, the podcast’s (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all the day’s fantasy news in…
The answer is simple – hail no. That’s because everyone and their mother (including his own) will be on at home against the Padres. Wait,…
Back in June, about six weeks ago, the Twins were liking their chances this year. They went out and spent money on Kendrys Morales, just…
I put a ring on every finger but the rats still askin Cause there's one on all of mine, I'm the sportswriter Phil Jackson Greetings!…
Well, I guess enough was enough in Detroit. It's always nice to waltz around with a security blanket like Linus, and have the ability to…
I'm not trying to double dip here but I can't help a good play. Speaking of double dipping, I would be remiss to not include…
Like a good Jewish boy, Brad Ausmus said to his Bubbie, "Bubbie, I love sulfites, nitrates and pig a**holes, but every time I see a…
The issue with writing for a site like Razzball, I've learned, is that you expend too much mental energy trying to come up with cute…