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Pirates rookie starting pitcher slash phenom slash heart throb thrash Livvy Dunne’s boyfriend Paul Skenes followed up his much anticipated debut last week with an even more impressive outing going six hitless innings, allowing just one walk and striking out 11 Cubs for his first career win, but definitely not his last. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to your May 18th, 2024 edition of Razzball Ambulance Chasers.
Don’t forget to buy tickets for our Ambulance Chasers Family Fun Fair where there will be free gurney rides and a host of personal injury lawyers with quirky signature looks. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Juan Soto was sent to the Padres for MacKenzie Gore, C.J. Abrams, Robert Hassell III, James Wood and Jarlin Susana. To quote someone talking to the last person, “Oh, Susana.” That was only 18 months ago! I’m Mr. Trade Prospects For Now. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings, deep league friends! As we inch closer to summer, things are both literally and metaphorically heating up, at least in some places in terms of the weather, and at least in some players in terms of their hitting. It’s also getting closer to that time where I start to worry about who isn’t ever going to fully come around this season (talking to you, Gleyber Torres; how about making me look dumb by having a monster game before this post drops?) Please, blog, may I have some more?
I really enjoy golfing, and I’m sure I’m not alone–there’s got to be a lot of Happy Gilmore wannabe’s out there in Razzball Nation. Golf may be the hardest sport to be good at (outside of hitting a baseball from a major league pitcher?), Please, blog, may I have some more?
There are three teams that have generated bottom of the barrel offensive stats for the season and into this recent stretch of play: CWS, MIA, and COL. COL and CWS are on the road facing capable SPs while MIA is at home facing the rookie flamethrower, Christian Scott. Please, blog, may I have some more?
“Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Please, blog, may I have some more?
2013 was when “twerk” and “selfie” were added to the dictionary. 2013 was when Paul Walker died in a car crash. RIP. 2013 was when Edward Snowden made it snow upon the intelligence community from Hong Kong. Man, 2013 seems like a lifetime ago. Please, blog, may I have some more?
The 2024 Major League Baseball season is now seven weeks old (a quarter of the way done!), which means we finally have meaningful numbers that count to start evaluating our fantasy squads. With only 27 weeks in the fantasy baseball season, even a few weeks of information should help guide us to decisions about who deserves a valuable roster spot on our teams and who deserves the bench or deserves to be cut. Please, blog, may I have some more?