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I wonder what Keith Law aka
[email protected] thinks about
Yordan Alvarez. *searches through transcripts of Klaw chats, which he calls a Koffee Klawtch* Hmm, that's weird. He didn't rank Yordan in his preseason top 100. Prospect Mike had him at 27 overall in the
top 50 for fantasy baseball prospects. "Hello, Mr. Skywriter? Yes, can I pay you to fly above
[email protected]'s home with the message, 'Oops.' Where does he live? Hmm, I've been training my dog to sniff out bad takes, so I just need a few hours and a box of Milkbones." On our
Prospectonator, Yordan is ranked in the top 5. Again, with some stank,
[email protected] didn't even rank him in the top 100. I get it; he's doing real baseball vs. fantasy. The problem is real baseball has become fantasy. Do people even care about defense anymore? The Orioles top pick overall is a catcher who is already in talks about moving off that position. Just one more time -- he didn't rank Yordan Alvarez in his preseason top 100! Are we even comprehending how crumby with cracker crumbs this is? Any hoo! Heir Yordan had 23 homers and a .343 average in 56 games of Triple-A. I will now laugh myself into coughing fit. Yo, Yordan, you Babe Ruth? I know what you're thinking, how long has he been in Triple-A, is he old? He's 21 years old. No idea of the Astros' plans for him, and, if by some stroke of the malocchio, he doesn't hit, I guess he could get sent down. However, I think Tyler White's done and Yuli Guli sounds like an anime character who can't hit, so even when George Springer, Jose Altuve, Carlos Correa -- damn, you wrestling gators in hopes of passing the Yanks for most injured players? -- return, I think Yordan is here to stay, and, yesterday, his 1-for-3 with his 1st homer is just the start. Get him accordingly. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball: