Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! Ah, September. The month when the Earth, Wind, and Fire collide in a flurry of falling leaves, a sharp turn in outdoor climate, and that dreaded pumpkin spice scent that, whether good or bad, gets everyone fired up. This is also the time when us northern folks’ smiles turn to frowns […]
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Tyler Mahle
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One of the first things you learn in Spanish language classes is how to roll your cars. You hit a corner as hard as you can and scream, “OYE!” [intern whispers in ear] You roll R’s? What does that even mean? The letter? I have a stack of resumes to replace you that goes from […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’ll start with a quote today, and I swear it connects to the title. “Youth is wasted on the young.” Now, I don’t know who said it, but I’ll assume it wasn’t Max Scherzer, Justin Verlander, or Clayton Kershaw. Maybe it was George Bernard Shaw? And, no, that last dude wasn’t […]
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Little Zebby Baked Up Some Snack Cakes This Week
August 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 234 Commentsby: Grey
Could Zebby Matthews (8 1/3 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 5 Ks, ERA at 4.58) of the Matthewsses be having himself a star mitzvah? Let’s see the background on him: His real name is Daniel Zebulon Matthews. Honestly, smart move to go by Zebby. Zebulon is out of this world on its own. […]
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We’ll reach September next week, somehow. That’s a horrifying development from a life standpoint and even more disappointing for fantasy purposes. That means we have less than a month remaining, with many of you already approaching the finish line. It also means that a handful of teams have likely given up on the waiver wire […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Buying That Maybe P-Ram Cans Be What We Swansoned From Dansby
August 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 131 Commentsby: Grey
You know what’s kinda weird? Those earrings that stretch earlobes? I just shuddered thinking about them, but they’re not weird. Eating turkey makes you tired, but turkeys aren’t always sleeping? That’s closer to weird, but not quite what I was going for. They still deliver mail six days a week, in all kinds of terrible […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially in the final week of August, which means it’s a good time to check in on our AL Cy Young Award odds (according to the ESPN odds tracker). Let’s get something out of the way first: Cam Schlittler is having himself a fantastic year. But why put your hard-earned dollars […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? N-Mart Is Like H-Mart Except He Sells BibimBABIP
August 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 187 Commentsby: Grey
It’s not all bad news that you don’t have Nick Martinez on any teams. If you drafted him instead of Paul Skenes in the 2nd round, your leaguemates would’ve lured you into Patrick’s basement. (Patrick is your leaguemate and the stock broker who keeps trying to get you in his fund, and you’re like, “Patrick, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yesterday, Kyle Harrison went 5 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 2.84, and pitched well enough as the Brewers laid it on thick, scoring 22 runzingas. But did you hear Kyle Harrison had five earned runs removed from his last start, due to a scoring error? That’s right, the scorer, who scores […]
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Top 100 Starting Pitchers – The Pfaadt Boy Is Back
August 17, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, Top 100 Starting Pitchers | 24 Commentsby: MarmosDad
Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! It was a tough headline to figure out this week. I came very close to running with a Reid Detmers breakdown, especially after his 11-strikeout manhandling of the Royals on Saturday night. But the more I thought about it, the clearer it all became. It was time to get Pfaadt. And, […]
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Razzballers, welcome back to another week of two-start pitcher rankings! Pitching rotations post trade deadline have begun to take shape and arms are returning from the IL as we ramp towards the fantasy playoffs. With only a couple of Ace’s going this week there is plenty to pick from in the “Good” two-start category. My […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Alex Bregman Cub Finds Nats’ Arms As Easy As 1-2-3
August 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Commentsby: Grey
Wanna have a little laugh-a-rooski at my expense? Of course you do! For last week’s Buy/Sell, which is really a Buy/Drop (but trademark attorneys couldn’t secure it), I wrote to drop Alex Bregman, but then prior to publishing it, I thought, “Grey, you big lug! You who’s-he-what’s-it’s! You surprisingly tall and slender man, you! No […]
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