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by: Grey
Happy Labor Day to all the women currently in labor. And to Tony Blair’s political party. And to my High School gym teacher who called every janitor Manual Labor. Together, you have made this world a better place. Okay, less so my gym teacher. Though, as a guy who also goes to work in shorts, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
This Buzzfeed quiz will tell you which Pixar character you’re most like, whether it’s the old man from Up, the dad from The Incredibles, Buzz Lightyear, Anxiety from Inside Out, one of those fishes they lost, that character voiced by Billy Crystal or Pete Crow-Armstrong. Okay, here goes! Question 1) You currently have a low […]
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Houston ain’t got a problem! Hashtag nailed it! Hashtag blessed for Dad jokes! Hashtag I still got it! [as I walk off the curb, sprain my ankle and trip into the sewer] I’m good! Little help! Captain Woo Cubano’s three homers yesterday brought him a step closer to respectability. By which I mean, anyone who […]
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by: kelder
As the summer progresses, we all make good moves and bad moves, good decisions and cringe-worthy ones. Long term decisions have to be taken much more seriously and the mistakes can compound. Take for example my personal life. No, not the entire thing you sicko. Just my online writing part. See, I’m not what they […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
Hey, how’s everyone doing? Why am I icing my ankle? I’ll explain: Jumping on a couch for the promotion of Crews, when I fell, spraining my ankle, because I was showing off by doing my own enthusiasm. That’ll teach me to do my own enthusiasm. [plays Mission Impossible theme] Dylan Crews (0-for-3, as he hit […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? by: Grey
I’m going to take you back to my top 100 for the 2nd half from about a month ago…[time machine spinning, you slowly growing back hair]…There, you’re 20 pounds lighter–how much Taco Bell do you eat?–and you can read where I wrote, “My 2nd starter, Corbin Burnes, has sub-8.5 K/9. He’s clearly not right. And […]
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by: keelinbillue
Greetings to the real All-Stars (that’s you, dear readers)! I hope you enjoyed the All-Star festivities. Besides the busted version of the U.S. national anthem, there are no new, notable injuries. However, halfway through the season is always a good time to reflect upon the injuries WE DO HAVE: The Home Run Derby felt a […]
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by: Mike Couillard
In our 47th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open with banter on the latest moves and news including Spencer Torkelson and Reid Detmers’ journeys to Triple-A. Then we select cards to enter the Player of the Month (POTM) PC pantheon from May. You can find us on twitter (X) at @cardscategories, @mcouill7, and @jbrewer17 and on bluesky at @mcouill7.bsky.social. Email the […]
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by: B_Don
On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, Grey and B_Don start the show with the end of Angel Hernandez’s career and how Jorge Lopez figured out how to escape the Mets. After that, we move on to some call ups in Henry Davis, Connor Norby, Justyn-Henry Malloy, and Pete Crow-Armstrong. After the prospect talk, we […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?In the least shocking thing if you were paying attention to anything to do with Spencer Torkelson, he was optioned to Triple-A. He had the 2nd lowest OPS in history for 1st basemen (.683), minimum 1200 PA. Yeah, things weren’t going great! Sad for the Comatose Tigers fan from 2020 who just woke, “Tork The […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ronald Acuña Jr. went down in a heap, seemed almost clearly because of his knee, and, at that point, one person in each fantasy baseball league, who was lucky to have the number one pick in their league spoke to the clouds, asking the Fantasy Baseball Overlord, “Why do you smite me? Am I smite-able? […]
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by: Professor P Rich
I was out manning the BBQ on a Saturday night while the chicken thighs sizzled and I started thinking about my lineup that I had been building for the $555 Walk Off HR. Once a month or so I like to play a single bullet in a higher stakes contest to sharpen my thinking. It […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbhhttps://t.co/1ag7IFSYS0
— Razzball (@Razzball) January 8, 2024
