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OPS Leagues
Hakuna De Aza
No worries, fantasy owners: may not speak Swahili*, but this past month his numbers have been music to fantasy owners’ ears. With a .350/.418/.567 line…
- Tom Jacks
- July 23, 2013
- 55
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast – The One Where The Podcast Starts At, Like, Five In The Morning
And I had no part in it. I'm not a morning person...or afternoon, really. Shoot, there's some nights where I pretend I'm a morning person…
- Grey
- July 23, 2013
- 423
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 23
It was a short week, but A Hill O'Beans (My Mustache Has a Mustache - Greys a Biter, says Garner) used those three days to…
- VinWins
- July 23, 2013
- 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Braun Conspiracy
Wow. Dot, dot, dot. I mean, WOW. Dot, dot, dot. Pause for reaction. WOW. Wow. WOW. Stunned silence. I mean, we all knew the suspension…
- Grey
- July 23, 2013
- 452
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Wily Peralta Shows Us Big Wily Style
Do you remember those Will Smith albums? Yikes - hard to believe he actually does serious movies. As in, "seriously?" Like Seven Pounds. "Oh I want to…
- JB Gilpin
- July 22, 2013
- 51
NEWS
The Lake, Lake Show with Jonathan Villar
When I went hunting for players to write about this week, I had trouble finding somebody for the lede. Most of the tried and true…
- Mike
- July 22, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Mal-Gon, Take Me Away From Cuba
Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez, the latest Cuban raftee, is set to sign with the Dodgers. Hey, I'm no Quicken magician, but with the money the Dodgers…
- Grey
- July 22, 2013
- 744
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Second Half Diamonds in the Ruf
Phew! The fantasy baseball DT’s have finally subsided. It was touch-and-go for a while with many Trainspotting-like moments. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose Razzball.…
- The Guru
- July 21, 2013
- 131
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Smoak’um If You Got’um
Thanks for the welcome back all from my All-Star Weekend excursion. I talked with Grey and he said 'why the heck didn't you write one?'…
- Sky
- July 21, 2013
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 16
We haven't spent much time discussing in these parts, and that's a factor of two items: (1) I really don't know that much about the…
- Scott Evans
- July 21, 2013
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Chad Has Gaudin Going On
shut down the Diamondbacks last night, pitching seven innings, surrendering no runs while giving up just three hits, walking none and striking out eight for…
- Dan Pants
- July 20, 2013
- 82
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 17
At the time of this writing, there's a tentative trade in place, one that would send Matt Garza to the Texas Rangers in exchange for…
- Scott Evans
- July 20, 2013
- 56
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Dexter’s Fowl Deceit
Monday was probably the most welcome reprieve from fantasy baseball I've had in years. After a first half crapped upon and spoiled by my rosters'…
- Terse
- July 19, 2013
- 56
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Yoenis Puts The U In Der…buy!
It's doubtful that Chicago will start singing, 'Baby, what a big surprise,' when Garza's traded. I don't imagine there will be that many that are…
- Grey
- July 19, 2013
- 1100
NEWS
Updated Rest of Season Stats, Lineups, and Batter vs. Pitcher Matchups
Happy All Star Break! I've crawled out of my lamely above-ground bunker in Austin (my house, similar to the Alamo, has no basement) to note…
- Rudy Gamble
- July 18, 2013
- 70
Closers
Closer Report
So the All-Star break has come and swept us away and now its onto the last 19/32 of the season. The chase for saves is…
- Smokey
- July 18, 2013
- 26
Y to Z
The Sandman
"MR. SANDMAN” Exit light Enter night Take my hand We're off to never never-land On July 16th, at the All-Star Game played at Citi-Bank Park,…
- Paulie Allnuts
- July 18, 2013
- 38
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Players That Will Make The Second Half The Better Half Or, You Know, Won’t
We've reached it folks, the All-Star break. Though not really the halfway point of the season, it's a good time to assess our teams and…
- Jay
- July 18, 2013
- 239
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 15
A couple items before we get started: (1) Carlos Martinez is currently on the big league roster, so I can't really rank him here and…
- Scott Evans
- July 17, 2013
- 146
DraftKings
DraftKings – Midsummer Is Here
The Midsummer Classic. Just such an eloquent sounding event. If you watched last night's game, I'd be surprised if you're not still sleeping. Ok fine,…
- JB Gilpin
- July 17, 2013
- 62
fantasy baseball keepers
Top 100 Keepers for 2nd Half of 2013 And Beyond
"Yo Jaywrong, I’m really happy for you…Imma let you finish your list. But Grey had one of the best lists of all time! One of…
- Jay
- July 17, 2013
- 275
OPS Leagues
War Puigs
Maybe I’m paranoid, but we have to be masters of reality and understand that he won’t be able to continue this wizard-like production. I’m not…
- Tom Jacks
- July 16, 2013
- 78
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 16
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held off A Hill O'Beans to be the overall Razzball Commenter League leader at the break. Adam Wainwright (5th round…
- VinWins
- July 16, 2013
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Top 100 for 2nd Half of 2013 Fantasy Baseball
So it’s not really the 2nd half mark in the fantasy baseball season, but it’s the All-Star Break so what else are we going to…
- Grey
- July 16, 2013
- 935
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: We’ve Got Chris Archer, They’ve Got Golden Arcs
Despite not living in an MLB-market area, I have a great AAA team nearby. I got to see pitch for the AAA Durham Bulls with his…
- JB Gilpin
- July 15, 2013
- 66
NEWS
Stealing Bases: A First Half Retrospective For Your Perusal
Looking back on the unofficial first half of the fantasy baseball season can be a lot of fun, unless of course you are in dead…
- Mike
- July 15, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Tantracized Padres Don’t Get To Lincecum
The night was humid in San Diego. Some fans in the front row brought their own Chardonnay, a mix of floral and fruity notes, which…
- Grey
- July 15, 2013
- 573
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Waiver Wire All-Stars and the Fantasy DT’s
Maybe you’re with me, maybe you’re against me on this one, but the MLB All-Star game is an idea that should be buried alongside ,…
- The Guru
- July 14, 2013
- 88
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: July 14
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- July 14, 2013
- 3
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 15
There are several questionable farm systems in baseball, but the Chicago White Sox are certainly one that stands out. For years now, the Sox have…
- Scott Evans
- July 14, 2013
- 102
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rays Jarred And Put On A Shelf
was fantastical last night in his season debut pitching 8.0 shutout innings, and surrendering just 2 hits and walking three. The rookie carried a no-hitter…
- Dan Pants
- July 13, 2013
- 105
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: Yordano Ventura and Maikel Franco
Perhaps you were expecting the usual Saturday morning two-start pitchers post, but it’s All Star week and there are no two-starters. The timing works out…
- Scott Evans
- July 13, 2013
- 43
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
I’d Istanbuy, That Man Stanton’s Hopeful
By now you've probably seen in ESPN's magazine completely naked. Coincidentally, I looked at the pictures completely naked. Did I say looked? I meant took…
- Grey
- July 12, 2013
- 952
Points Leagues
Han-RamNado: Witness his Merciless Destruction of All Competition
Greeting all! Tis I, Tehol Beddict! In Bora Bora I am also known as "El Papino," but that's a story for another time. Wait! Hold…
- LT Murray IV
- July 12, 2013
- 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Oh, My Goodness Gracious Of All The Dramatic Things I’ve Seen!
returned and went 1-for-4 with an RBI, run scored and left with a strained quad. I'm not even joking about the injury. The Yankees should…
- Grey
- July 12, 2013
- 493
Closers
Bullpen Report
So team success helps everything, from team building exercises to a secret program that siphons money into a bank account at fractions of a penny…
- Smokey
- July 11, 2013
- 47
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Corn Cobb and Cole Slaw
When was designated for assignment on Monday, I left work, went to the bar next door, bought nine shots of Jameson, drank 11 shots of…
- Terse
- July 11, 2013
- 94
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cain Unable
Yesterday, had his shortest outing of his career with 2/3 IP and 3 ER. At least Bochy had the sense in his giant watermelon-sized head…
- Grey
- July 11, 2013
- 911
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Chris Davis? More Like Crush Davis, Amiright?
If you were to tell me that you knew the type of year was going to have, I would have laughed at your face and…
- Jay
- July 10, 2013
- 104
DraftKings
DraftKings – Approaching Ahhhh Midsummer Night’s Dream
Ahhhh July. The 4th. Hot dogs. Fireworks. Sparklers and going to other neighboring states to get the fireworks. You know the good ones (I don't…
- JB Gilpin
- July 10, 2013
- 46
