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Two Start Starters
Two-Startapalooza: Week 9
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. The story of and is the Tale…
- Pete Nice
- May 24, 2014
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nolan Arenadown and Out
left last night's game with a left mallet finger fracture. Despite how it sounds, he suffered the injury sliding head first into second base, and not from…
- Dan Pants
- May 24, 2014
- 109
DraftKings
DraftKings – Houston We Have a Problem, Kluber to the Rescue
I had it all setup, I was going to come on here and advocate you buying my favorite breakout player of 2014, . I compared…
- Geoff
- May 24, 2014
- 6
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Having A Higher Slugging Than Stanton
If anything, highlighting after doing just that a couple weeks ago means that finally has a worthy challenger to the OPS league crown. Regardless, I’m…
- Tom Jacks
- May 24, 2014
- 47
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Carribuyin’ This Pirate Before He Walks The Polanco
It's about that time, prematurely balding men and four girl readers. is nearing his call-up date. He is basically a young version of . As…
- Grey
- May 23, 2014
- 785
All Podcasts
Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 8
Razzball nation, it is your duty, nay, your solemn meaning in life to worship at the alter of the mustache. It's the one thing we…
- Nick The Podcast Host
- May 23, 2014
- 16
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: Freebie Threebies
You may not be able to snag these 3B off the waiver wire in all of our points leagues, but I imagine that there have…
- Schlurricane
- May 23, 2014
- 21
DraftKings
DraftKings – I Wanna See Your Peacock
There's something about Katy Perry that just works for me. I've tried talking to my wife about it. 'Do you like her voice?', she asks.…
- Sky
- May 23, 2014
- 72
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
This Is What It Sounds Like When Drafters Cry
King Salomon Brothers, the overseer of the Iron Bank, was mortgaging castles that he shouldn't have been and fighting to get repaid, so he decided…
- Grey
- May 23, 2014
- 505
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Beddict’s Fall From Mount Kilimanjaro and Middlebrooks’s Never-Ending Disgracefulness
Guess who's bizack? The boy T.B. Mizack, a.k.a. Mr. snatch-a-trick! Greetings and salutations, ya'll! I can't begin to imagine the devastation you felt not having…
- LT Murray IV
- May 22, 2014
- 59
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Lineup Maximizer: Go Jonny Go-mes
Over the off-season Rudy laid out his argument for why it's important to maximize at-bats in fantasy leagues with daily moves (like the RCL ones).…
- paul
- May 22, 2014
- 19
Closers
Bullpen Report: Week 8
Lots of haps going on in the end-game of fake baseball this week. fell down and sprained his crown. Surgery has already happened, so if…
- Smokey
- May 22, 2014
- 73
DraftKings
DraftKings – No More Yankie My Greinke. The Dodgers Need…
Can I be more obvious by using the most expensive pitcher in my title? Two words: ! There isn't an emoticon out there that can…
- J-FOH
- May 22, 2014
- 36
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Reds Return Bruce But Joey’s Quad, “Oosh”
If any good can come from going to the DL with a strained quad, at least he didn't try to play this weekend and have…
- Grey
- May 22, 2014
- 781
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Pardon The InterrUpton
The Upton brothers are starting their second year as teammates…and it hasn’t been a pretty sight so far: became a giant train wreck and ’s…
- Jeremy
- May 21, 2014
- 25
DraftKings
DraftKings – The All-Bargain Basement Team
Is there anything more boring than that guy who won't shut up about his fantasy team? It's like when your ex-girlfriend used to try to…
- The Guru
- May 21, 2014
- 23
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Red Sox Call Dr. Drew To Rehab Lineup
Four teams were showing interest in . No official word on which four teams, but I'm guessing the Yankees, Tigers, Red Sox and whoever didn't…
- Grey
- May 21, 2014
- 837
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 8: All Your Injuries Are Belong To Us
Looking for the Razzball Podcast? TOO BAD! It’s now Razzball Radio, and you can check out all the episodes here! Look, it's not that I want to…
- Jay
- May 20, 2014
- 18
DraftKings
Draft Kings – Bauering Out
Everybody, and I mean everybody, is super excited to see make his rookie debut. And by rookie debut I mean his 18th rookie debut and…
- Schlurricane
- May 20, 2014
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
10 CC’s Of Defatstrainol In Sabathia’s Knee, Stat!
is out until at least July. ESPN said, "The Yankees clearly want to save their ace for a late-season run, so will exercise caution, making…
- Grey
- May 20, 2014
- 782
DraftKings
DraftKings – Done Lyons For You
Hi there. It’s me – the guy who vouched for in his last start, because let’s face it; his matchup (on paper) was prettier than…
- BTXJ
- May 19, 2014
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: One Last Vogelsong Before Keuchel
I know, I know. I promised everyone , but he's pitching tonight! His last start was so long ago that still seemed like a good…
- JB Gilpin
- May 19, 2014
- 87
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Ambulance Chasers, Week 8: The Princess Diaries
This is starting to get a little ridiculous now. It seems as if I can't even make it through my lunch break without hearing of some…
- SethDaSportsMan
- May 19, 2014
- 46
Steals
Danny Boy, The Swipes Are Calling
Fellow Razzballer and DraftKings extraordinaire BTXJ brought to our collective attention last week in the comments. Santana returned from a hamstring issue this past weekend and…
- Mike
- May 19, 2014
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cuba Limping Jr.
The date was 1 B.O. -- that's one year Before Okrent -- and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord rose from the Fantasy Baseball Overlord's Mom's Basement…
- Grey
- May 19, 2014
- 818
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: A Farewell to Arms
In between winning the Nobel Prize, shots of rum, bagging 240-pound marlins and banging 140-pound broads, Ernest Hemingway wrote: "The world breaks every one and afterward many…
- The Guru
- May 18, 2014
- 208
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week – Working in a Kole Mine
As I was flipping through my records the other day I came across my 45 of Devo's Working in a Coal Mine. Originally a hit…
- J-FOH
- May 18, 2014
- 48
DraftKings
DraftKings – Find Some Lee Way
It's possible that the Philly homer in me is coming into play, but I am brimming with confidence in my Phils after last night's offensive…
- Mike
- May 18, 2014
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 7
Good God, Joey Gallo is on fire right now. He's been on fire pretty much all year, in fact, but right now, in particular, he's a blazing…
- Scott Evans
- May 18, 2014
- 96
Two Start Fantasy Starters
Two-Startapalooza: Week 8
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Up until now, Two-Startapoola 2014 has kind…
- Pete Nice
- May 17, 2014
- 73
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bauer Hour is Upon Us (Again)
Bauer is back. You have 24 hours to pick him up before someone else does and the terrorists win. Cleveland Indians pitcher/rapper/counter-terrorist will be called…
- Dan Pants
- May 17, 2014
- 152
DraftKings
DraftKings – Do The Lackey Stacky
I'm going to be completely honest with you....... bear with me I've spent the past 8 years in sales this isn't something I'm used to.…
- Geoff
- May 17, 2014
- 29
OPS Leagues
OBP League Roundup
finally seems to be showing signs of life in the past week. Despite a league-leading 35 walks, his .328 OBP is merely average. I'm confident…
- Tom Jacks
- May 17, 2014
- 47
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buying Sandoval Based On Gut Decision
If I may take you back to February of fourteen after twenty when showed up to camp straight from a winter in Milan where he…
- Grey
- May 16, 2014
- 954
All Podcasts
Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 7
Well, if you missed it, you missed IT. We celebrated our second week of Razzball Radio over at, you know, Razzball Radio. (Check it out,…
- Nick The Podcast Host
- May 16, 2014
- 8
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Replacing Matt Wieters and Brandon Belt
Earlier this week, I played guarantee fairy by marking guys likely to rebound or drop-off based on their BABIP differentials (actual vs. expected). was a…
- Dano
- May 16, 2014
- 21
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Roark-schach Test
It's official, DraftKings has broken me. It started with getting destroyed at home by the Cubs on Monday and I never fully recovered. The doctors…
- Sky
- May 16, 2014
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Johnny Be Good
For all of today's news and lineup notes, all with a Canadian/Arizonian accent (if that's such a thing, I'm assuming it is unless they already…
- Jay
- May 16, 2014
- 362
Closers
Closer Report: Week 7
This whole opening will be devoted to . Why? Because you are being put on notice, a notice to cease and desist your sucktitude. Watching…
- Smokey
- May 15, 2014
- 108
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sop Up That Eovaldi With Some Stats
Every time I hear 's name I think about the delicious Italian staple the Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I also think of Rachel Ray and…
- J-FOH
- May 15, 2014
- 89
