Articles – Razzball Fantasy

Brew Who?! Don’t Cry For Braun

hit his first two home runs off Kyle Kendrick -- you know, that Kendrick sure sticks out for a sore thumb -- and then Braun…

The Razzball Podcast – The One Where Nick Is Really, Really Excited To Be In Colorado

I know, you're mostly thinking every minute of the day that my number one contribution to the world is my mustache. Number two is my…

RCL Update, Week 2: And So It Begins…

Well, it sorta began last week, but there wasn't really anything to report. We had one day of stats and a whole lot of J-FOH…

DraftKings – C’mon! Do The Stack and Tilt!

Back when Tiger was actually playing in The Masters… Back when he was getting it in all the holes that span the globe before the…

K-Rob Ruins Yank And Groin Combo

Here's me yesterday looking to pick up the new Yankee closer.... *types Kelly into waivers box, presses Enter* Inner monologue, "Joe Kelly?! No, I don't…

Pitcher Profile: Nathan Eovaldi Brings Da Heat!

Oh man, we're back baby!  I just wet my pants a little bit. The first Pitcher Profile is here!  I haven't been this nervous since…

Ambulance Chasers

I'm the new guy here at Razzball, but there's no need to be stuffing me in lockers or treating me to a lunch time swirly…

Dee Gordon: Prince of SAGNOF

It may only be for two games, but draws a nice match-up against the Tigers to start the week. Gordon is already in mid-season SAGNOF…

DraftKings: Week Two, Monday Monday Monday

DraftKings: Week One is in the books. The MLB 2014 season is now only a wee one week old and aww look it’s drooling. Or…

You Wince Some, You Bruise Thumb

You're about to get busted. Do you go harder, become more brazen, with the illegal activity or attempt to clean up your act quickly so…

Jam it or Cram it: Smoak Monster at the White Trash Super Bowl

The greatest sporting event in the history of mankind takes place tonight (if all of mankind lived in a Louisiana trailer park and were named…

Creeper of the Week: Come Avisail Away With Me

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea, I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me. The Virgin…

DraftKings: It’s The Masters, Son

The golf geeks will flock to Augusta this week for the year's first Major, but who wants to watch a bunch of dudes in plaid…

Minor Accomplishments — Week 1

It's Saturday morning while I'm putting this post together, which means that the Minor League Baseball season is just two days old, and during those…

Two-Startapalooza — Week 2

As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. It feels like there’s a lot…

OPS Leagues: In The Aeroplane Over The Lake

From the 30,000 foot view, it’s hard to see imperfections. This applies to corporate jargon (I’m a customer-facing, solution-oriented go-getter), this year’s Lollapalooza lineup, and…

Colorado High on Charlie Blackmon

There really is no place like home if you play for the Rockies.  aka Chuck Nazty knows this better than anyone, and helped Colorado drop…

DraftKings – Let’s Draw Stras

Picture this. comes to you and says up close, I want you to draw me like one of your French Girls wearing this. At this…

Deep Impact By Position: Catchers

Make sure you check out Scott Evans’ Prospect ETA’s for a sense of potential high impact call-ups. I’m going to focus on prospects and MLB…

Italian Marlin In Buycar Named Desire

See Nate Eovaldi throw 99 MPH! Stop. In a part! Stop. Never before seen! Stop. As he takes on the role! Stop. Of Stanley Fastballski!…

Points Leagues: Blowing Smoak in Seattle

Of all the teams to predict to sweep their first series, who would have guessed the Mariners as one of those clubs? Well, aside from our resident…

DraftKings – Danny Salivate…I mean Salazar

Seriously, I'm drooling over here. Maybe it's the medication. Nurse Ratched, bring me my drooling bib! Sorry, got locked up in the looney bin after…

Crazy Patience Pays With Frazier, Cheers!

It's nice when your chickens come home to roost. Sure, chickens coming home to roost is usually used to indicate a negative, but whoever heard…

Bullpen Report

Holy hell, what just happened?  This week was supposed to be about all the pomp and circumstance of opening day.  Then a closenado happened, a…

Sandberg Disgraces Himself by Benching Domonic Brown

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left Cause I've…

Draftkings – Don’t Make A Hughes Mistake

So far I've spent my opening paragraph telling you who to pick up and roll with. It's been a mixed bag to say the least…

Cheap Closer Rental At Red Brox

The Reds manager Bryan Price, who I thought was their catcher, has a long way to go to catch up to ex-manager, Dusty Baker, on…

Bear or Bull: For What It’s Werth

My last post was about a young ace, so I’m following it up with an article on an old vase, .  Just under two months…

Prospect Power Rankings — Week 1

For those of you who don't remember, here's the gist (and we'll keep this blurb here all season so as not to confuse any newcomers):…

Draftkings – Ross Pitch For Less

So apparently as of this writing, Draftkings just doesn't want us to have a full day of games. I went to check and see if…

Subpar Valverde Parnell’s Sub

The worst name for a Mexican restaurant is also now the Mets closer. No, not , but his nickname: Poopie Grande. At Poopie Grande, the…

The Razzball Podcast – The One Where I Double Up This Post With My RCL Team

There just wasn't enough time in the preseason for me to show you my RCL team, so I'm putting it in the podcast post. Now,…

RCL Update: It’s a Family Affair

Around here at Razzball we are one big family that is some freakish hybrid of the Brady Bunch meets the Addams Family. Honestly, I'm not…

Draftkings – Grey Loves Cougars, I Love Klubers

So I'm writing this prior to Oakland even taking the field for the first time this year which worries me. Baseball is all about streaks.…

Nate Dogged

Our first full slate of games and two closers lost jobs. Mother Nature and/or Al Gore (if they're different people), how is climate different than…

Video: The Razzball Radio Launch Party

And Lloyd Said to Abraham…Thou Shalt Lead Off

It's back to business as usual with the SAGNOF column after an offseason on Team Preview Island. It was awesome. T. Moore [Ed. Note-- Cheater!]…

Draftkings – It’s Good To Be The King

Greetings and salutations my fine and not so fine readers. I've peppered you a bit this off-season with Draftkings info, dropping a Primer as well…

Opening Day — Step Back In Priority Queue, Loved Ones

One of the questions from Bernard Pivot by way of James Lipton is, "If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at…

Jam it or Cram it: Opening Day in the Razzball Lounge

As the seminal prog band Emerson, Lake and Laura Palmer once sang: “Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we’re so glad…