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Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: WIN NO(utfielders)W
I’m all about the win-now. This means I will rarely own a top prospect, because I’ll trade them for short term MLB value and/or I…
- Dano
- April 18, 2014
- 3
DraftKings
DraftKings – Top O’ The Morneau To You
So I've been leading with pitchers all the time. That shizz is seriously gonna get boring fast. And believe me, I've been married for basically…
- Sky
- April 18, 2014
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
K-Zar Danny The Not-So-Great
This should go down easier than 's last start, but it's still not going to be that easy to digest. You have a Tums handy?…
- Grey
- April 18, 2014
- 480
Closers
Closer Report
So, everyone can give a complete exhale that two save-category standard bearers were not shut down with shoulder problems. and both threw bullpens yesterday, and are…
- Smokey
- April 17, 2014
- 92
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Why Stephen Strasburg’s Career Will Personify “Waterworld”
"I've had a vision so great, as it came to me I wept." Greetings! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, and last night I witnessed grasping his…
- LT Murray IV
- April 17, 2014
- 114
DraftKings
DraftKings – I’m Gung Ho for Yunel
I'm sitting here with the 80's classic Gung Ho on the TV. Directed by Ron Howard and starring Michael Keaton and Long Duck Dong, it…
- J-FOH
- April 17, 2014
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cueto The Red Thwarts Pirate Offense
As they say in a Jewelery District of any major city, pitched a gem. Well, any major city except Detroit. There they call a gem,…
- Grey
- April 17, 2014
- 662
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Discuss Hot And Cold Starts And Baloney
On today's podcast, Nick recounts the ups and downs of his journey across 'Murica. If Nick was doing this journey to collect a Publisher's Clearinghouse…
- Grey
- April 16, 2014
- 336
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings — Week 3
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes……
- Scott Evans
- April 16, 2014
- 107
DraftKings
DraftKings – With Plenty of Money and Yu
Not a bad week for your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru as we cashed in on 15 of 20 contests we entered increasing our bankroll and getting us…
- The Guru
- April 16, 2014
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Springer Time For Houston And Fantasy
The Houston Astros who crawled through a river of shizz and came out clean on the other side. The entire organization looks up in the…
- Grey
- April 16, 2014
- 550
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 3: I Injured My Quad Typing This
Just kidding. I actually had Tommy John surgery while typing this. Because all the kids are doing it nowadays. It's so hip, Von Miller went to…
- Jay
- April 15, 2014
- 60
DraftKings
DraftKings – Yordano Your Luck? Grab Some Moobs and Hit the Sweet Spot!
So you’re down to the last few nickels of your first buy-in this year. You’re pinching pennies—drinking Olympia and thinning out your Cup O Noodles…
- Schlurricane
- April 15, 2014
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Homer Bailey Makes Post Titles Too Easy
He's just lucky his name isn't Kicked-In Nuts Bailey. If you turned a paper into your English prof and named the homer-prone pitcher, , your…
- Grey
- April 15, 2014
- 785
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Ross (Maybe?) Can
"What's it short for? Ya know, like Rosstopher?" "Just Ross!" I had cautious optimism heading into the year for , and he looked pretty wild…
- JB Gilpin
- April 14, 2014
- 124
NEWS
Ambulance Chasers: Pitchers-a-Plenty
Unless you followed the career of boxer Brandon Burke, or are a connoisseur of German speed porn, you're probably not used to seeing this many…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 14, 2014
- 40
Steals
Wong Place, Right Time For Steals
has received the Grey seal of approval from the BUY column, but I'd like to take a minute to talk about his wheels, considering he's…
- Mike
- April 14, 2014
- 52
DraftKings
DraftKings: Just Another Manic Monday, April 14 2014
Just because it is Monday does not mean you can't be happy right? What will make you happy you ask? How about going to bed…
- thereason
- April 14, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Ryans & Thumbs Like Mayans & Prophecies: Busted
should just join a kickball league. His upper stuff doesn't work right. He's got a bad case of waist-up-is-not-up-to-snuff-is. He should tent his entire body,…
- Grey
- April 14, 2014
- 809
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Welcome to Terminus, It’s a Fantasy Apocalypse
My fantasy roster is like Rick and his Walking Dead gang, just waiting around to be fattened up for the slaughter in that train car.…
- The Guru
- April 13, 2014
- 177
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: The Byrdman Cometh!
This is a tough one for me this week. I just attended a funeral the other day for the death of 's 2014 season. We…
- J-FOH
- April 13, 2014
- 53
DraftKings
DraftKings: Max Out On Scherzer
Raise your hand if you got burned by 's last two starts. If you detect a touch of Old Spice deodorant and bitterness that's because…
- Mike
- April 13, 2014
- 31
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 2
The early stages of the MiLB season have brought loads of speculation with regard to and , and which prospect the Cardinals will summon to…
- Scott Evans
- April 13, 2014
- 73
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 3
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. “ is a bust,” fantasy expert Cocker…
- Pete Nice
- April 12, 2014
- 58
OPS Leagues
Goodnight, Sweet Prince Fielder
So long, farewell, goodnight, . One of the most disappointing starts to the 2014 season has been Mr. Fielder with his .162/.205/.216 line. To exacerbate…
- Tom Jacks
- April 12, 2014
- 77
Daily Notes
Cashner’s Shutout is Money in the Bank
Most of the league's top aces took the hill last night, but none were more impressive than the Padres' , who threw a one-hit shutout, tossing…
- Dan Pants
- April 12, 2014
- 59
DraftKings
DraftKings- Jack of All Trades, Masterson of None
So this DraftKings thing is new to the ole Smoke dog. I am not much of a gambler; I gamble every morning wondering if I…
- Smokey
- April 12, 2014
- 28
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Middle Infeiders
As of 4/10, these middle infielders are all owned in less than 10% of ESPN leagues, and contingent on the context, I would conditionally own…
- Dano
- April 12, 2014
- 55
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Gyorko Is Also The Buy Store’s Best Seller
This has less to do with than it has to do with panicking. You drafted Gyorko this year because of what he's done in the…
- Grey
- April 11, 2014
- 780
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Game of Thrones: Prince Jose Fernandez Stars as the Teal Viper of House Marlin
"I'm a prince, boy. Have you ever been with a prince? …Take off your clothes." No, this isn't Tehol quoting Tehol, regurgitating the way I speak…
- LT Murray IV
- April 11, 2014
- 89
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sitting On My Porcello Thrown
First off: Poop joke. Secondly: next poop joke. Good, now is it out of your system? Well if it ain't, pinch it off we've got…
- Sky
- April 11, 2014
- 62
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A’s Go To Committee Cause Johnson Looks Shi…Not Pretty
Hello, Total Fiasco, it's nice of you to join us. Can I just call you Total? You prefer your full name? Can I get you…
- Grey
- April 11, 2014
- 406
Middle Relievers
Bullpen Report
We are going to take a break from the closenado news to bring the middle-reliever news and updates for those of you that are in…
- Smokey
- April 10, 2014
- 89
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Corner Infielders
I don’t practice Santeria. I ain’t got no crystal ball. Well, if I had $6, I’d spend it all... …I’d spend it on these Corner…
- Dano
- April 10, 2014
- 34
DraftKings
DraftKings – Even a Roto Junkie Can Find a New Fix
When Sky came to me and asked if I was interested in DraftKings I said "sure, sounds like fun". When I received the e-mail asking…
- J-FOH
- April 10, 2014
- 37
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
It’s Always Thumb Thing With Hamilton
Lots of people tried to explain to me why you don't slide into first base. I still don't get it, so apparently I'm dense. Is…
- Grey
- April 10, 2014
- 834
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: All Tomorrow’s Martes
was one of my favorite sleepers last year, Grey’s too. He looked really good during his 2012 rookie trial, hitting six triples and five homers in…
- Jeremy
- April 9, 2014
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Peepin’ Prospects: Rafael Montero
Rafael Montero | RHP, Mets | Born: 10/17/1990 The assumption around foresighted fantasy circles is that Mets ace-in-the-making, Noah Syndergaard, will force his way into…
- Scott Evans
- April 9, 2014
- 38
DraftKings
DraftKings – Happy Hump Day Stacking
[Sky's Note: I'm not wearing any pants. Wait, that's not the note I came to give you. And how could I carry said note without…
- The Guru
- April 9, 2014
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Brew Who?! Don’t Cry For Braun
hit his first two home runs off Kyle Kendrick -- you know, that Kendrick sure sticks out for a sore thumb -- and then Braun…
- Grey
- April 9, 2014
- 800
