Can I be more obvious by using the most expensive pitcher in my title? Two words: ! There isn't an emoticon out there that can…
If any good can come from going to the DL with a strained quad, at least he didn't try to play this weekend and have…
The Upton brothers are starting their second year as teammates…and it hasn’t been a pretty sight so far: became a giant train wreck and ’s…
Is there anything more boring than that guy who won't shut up about his fantasy team? It's like when your ex-girlfriend used to try to…
Four teams were showing interest in . No official word on which four teams, but I'm guessing the Yankees, Tigers, Red Sox and whoever didn't…
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Everybody, and I mean everybody, is super excited to see make his rookie debut. And by rookie debut I mean his 18th rookie debut and…
is out until at least July. ESPN said, "The Yankees clearly want to save their ace for a late-season run, so will exercise caution, making…
Hi there. It’s me – the guy who vouched for in his last start, because let’s face it; his matchup (on paper) was prettier than…
I know, I know. I promised everyone , but he's pitching tonight! His last start was so long ago that still seemed like a good…
This is starting to get a little ridiculous now. It seems as if I can't even make it through my lunch break without hearing of some…
Fellow Razzballer and DraftKings extraordinaire BTXJ brought to our collective attention last week in the comments. Santana returned from a hamstring issue this past weekend and…
The date was 1 B.O. -- that's one year Before Okrent -- and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord rose from the Fantasy Baseball Overlord's Mom's Basement…
In between winning the Nobel Prize, shots of rum, bagging 240-pound marlins and banging 140-pound broads, Ernest Hemingway wrote: "The world breaks every one and afterward many…
As I was flipping through my records the other day I came across my 45 of Devo's Working in a Coal Mine. Originally a hit…
It's possible that the Philly homer in me is coming into play, but I am brimming with confidence in my Phils after last night's offensive…
Good God, Joey Gallo is on fire right now. He's been on fire pretty much all year, in fact, but right now, in particular, he's a blazing…
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Up until now, Two-Startapoola 2014 has kind…
Bauer is back. You have 24 hours to pick him up before someone else does and the terrorists win. Cleveland Indians pitcher/rapper/counter-terrorist will be called…
I'm going to be completely honest with you....... bear with me I've spent the past 8 years in sales this isn't something I'm used to.…
finally seems to be showing signs of life in the past week. Despite a league-leading 35 walks, his .328 OBP is merely average. I'm confident…
If I may take you back to February of fourteen after twenty when showed up to camp straight from a winter in Milan where he…
Well, if you missed it, you missed IT. We celebrated our second week of Razzball Radio over at, you know, Razzball Radio. (Check it out,…
Earlier this week, I played guarantee fairy by marking guys likely to rebound or drop-off based on their BABIP differentials (actual vs. expected). was a…
It's official, DraftKings has broken me. It started with getting destroyed at home by the Cubs on Monday and I never fully recovered. The doctors…
For all of today's news and lineup notes, all with a Canadian/Arizonian accent (if that's such a thing, I'm assuming it is unless they already…
This whole opening will be devoted to . Why? Because you are being put on notice, a notice to cease and desist your sucktitude. Watching…
Every time I hear 's name I think about the delicious Italian staple the Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I also think of Rachel Ray and…
is considered a clubhouse leader. Listen, I'm gonna be real with you, there is no substitute for a leader in the clubhouse. These are real…
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes……
I know it’s been a couple of weeks since I've posted. Well I’m going to make it up to you. Anyone who finds my Facebook…
I’m sure you’re sitting there thinking that you do not have these types of fantasies. Not me, you say. I have no desires such as…
When it comes to DFS play nothing can kick you off your throne quicker than a cold streak. And I hit one last week. Playing…
In the past, I've gone out of my way to focus more on rookie hitters than pitchers, but after last year and living through season-after-season…
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There are so many Tommy Boy quotes that I can manipulate to start this post, so you choose which one... a) I can get a good…
This past weekend was full of knockout entertainment. There was some great baseball, NBA and Stanley Cup playoff action, a crying competition between NFL draftees…
I'm going to live tweet this post: Tweet: #pitchingissodeep, we can lose every third starter and still have enough pitchers to go around. Tweet: Pitching…
So I forgot to throw it in last week, but I was thinking to myself, "what are some baseball 'catch phrase' calls I would make…
As I do every week, I'll be covering all the bumps and bruises in the would of fantasy baseball. It'd be nice if some of…