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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Bauer Hour is Upon Us (Again)
Bauer is back. You have 24 hours to pick him up before someone else does and the terrorists win. Cleveland Indians pitcher/rapper/counter-terrorist will be called…
- Dan Pants
- May 17, 2014
- 152
DraftKings
DraftKings – Do The Lackey Stacky
I'm going to be completely honest with you....... bear with me I've spent the past 8 years in sales this isn't something I'm used to.…
- Geoff
- May 17, 2014
- 29
OPS Leagues
OBP League Roundup
finally seems to be showing signs of life in the past week. Despite a league-leading 35 walks, his .328 OBP is merely average. I'm confident…
- Tom Jacks
- May 17, 2014
- 47
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buying Sandoval Based On Gut Decision
If I may take you back to February of fourteen after twenty when showed up to camp straight from a winter in Milan where he…
- Grey
- May 16, 2014
- 954
All Podcasts
Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 7
Well, if you missed it, you missed IT. We celebrated our second week of Razzball Radio over at, you know, Razzball Radio. (Check it out,…
- Nick The Podcast Host
- May 16, 2014
- 8
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Replacing Matt Wieters and Brandon Belt
Earlier this week, I played guarantee fairy by marking guys likely to rebound or drop-off based on their BABIP differentials (actual vs. expected). was a…
- Dano
- May 16, 2014
- 21
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Roark-schach Test
It's official, DraftKings has broken me. It started with getting destroyed at home by the Cubs on Monday and I never fully recovered. The doctors…
- Sky
- May 16, 2014
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Johnny Be Good
For all of today's news and lineup notes, all with a Canadian/Arizonian accent (if that's such a thing, I'm assuming it is unless they already…
- Jay
- May 16, 2014
- 362
Closers
Closer Report: Week 7
This whole opening will be devoted to . Why? Because you are being put on notice, a notice to cease and desist your sucktitude. Watching…
- Smokey
- May 15, 2014
- 108
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sop Up That Eovaldi With Some Stats
Every time I hear 's name I think about the delicious Italian staple the Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I also think of Rachel Ray and…
- J-FOH
- May 15, 2014
- 89
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Wong More Time
is considered a clubhouse leader. Listen, I'm gonna be real with you, there is no substitute for a leader in the clubhouse. These are real…
- Grey
- May 15, 2014
- 860
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings — Week 7
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes……
- Scott Evans
- May 14, 2014
- 104
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Fisterful of Steel
I know it’s been a couple of weeks since I've posted. Well I’m going to make it up to you. Anyone who finds my Facebook…
- Jeremy
- May 14, 2014
- 9
Points Leagues
Points Leagues: The Homogenous Fantasy
I’m sure you’re sitting there thinking that you do not have these types of fantasies. Not me, you say. I have no desires such as…
- Schlurricane
- May 14, 2014
- 30
DraftKings
DraftKings – Where’s Your Crown, King Nothing?
When it comes to DFS play nothing can kick you off your throne quicker than a cold streak. And I hit one last week. Playing…
- The Guru
- May 14, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Kevin Throws Gaus, Man
In the past, I've gone out of my way to focus more on rookie hitters than pitchers, but after last year and living through season-after-season…
- Grey
- May 14, 2014
- 885
Fantasy Razzball League
RCL Update, Week 7: Someone Call Bruce Willis To Save Us From Closermageddon
Looking for the Razzball Podcast? TOO BAD! It's now Razzball Radio, and you can check out all the episodes here! This is a different kind of disaster…
- Jay
- May 13, 2014
- 46
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Getting STATy With It: Expected (x)BABIP and the Guarantee Fairy
There are so many Tommy Boy quotes that I can manipulate to start this post, so you choose which one... a) I can get a good…
- Dano
- May 13, 2014
- 45
DraftKings
DraftKings – Cabrera MMA: Submission and KO of the Night
This past weekend was full of knockout entertainment. There was some great baseball, NBA and Stanley Cup playoff action, a crying competition between NFL draftees…
- Schlurricane
- May 13, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
T For Tommy, J-Fer John
I'm going to live tweet this post: Tweet: #pitchingissodeep, we can lose every third starter and still have enough pitchers to go around. Tweet: Pitching…
- Grey
- May 13, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Gone Gone Chase-in Waterfalls
So I forgot to throw it in last week, but I was thinking to myself, "what are some baseball 'catch phrase' calls I would make…
- JB Gilpin
- May 12, 2014
- 131
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Ambulance Chasers, Week 7: Plenty of Pain
As I do every week, I'll be covering all the bumps and bruises in the would of fantasy baseball. It'd be nice if some of…
- SethDaSportsMan
- May 12, 2014
- 53
Steals
While My SAGNOF Gentry Weeps
's recent neck injury opens the door for over the next few days. He'll likely take over in center and bat at the bottom of…
- Mike
- May 12, 2014
- 58
DraftKings
DraftKings – Draft’s Over
For the most part, I fancy myself a Bo Jackson (pre-MNF injury disaster) of the fantasy game, but at times, I can have my Drew…
- BTXJ
- May 12, 2014
- 16
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Shaw Shanks Cody Ascension
I mustache you a question, when you drafted, were you Axfording a hard time from your closer? Then you got it. finally was removed from…
- Grey
- May 12, 2014
- 956
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: Buy Mom a Big Bouquet of SAGNOF!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the folks out there today with mothers. No, not you pod people! And stop doing that Invasion of the Body…
- The Guru
- May 11, 2014
- 145
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week: Definitely, Maybin
has been one of the most frustrating and intriguing players to watch over the last eight years. After flying through Detroit's system just under two years, he…
- J-FOH
- May 11, 2014
- 59
DraftKings
DraftKings – Kershaw Is The Mother Of All Pitchers
Before we go any further, pick up the phone and wish your mother a happy Mother's Day. In honor of the woman who taught me…
- Mike
- May 11, 2014
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 6
The Mets aren't thrilled with the Jenrry Mejia's production lately, opponents having tallied 16 runs against him through his last 3 outings. Mejia has always been…
- Scott Evans
- May 11, 2014
- 114
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 7
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Welcome to the “Wacky World of Sports!”…
- Pete Nice
- May 10, 2014
- 65
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yu’s One Hit Wonder
was outstanding last night, pitching 8.2 innings and allowing just one hit and two walks while striking out 12 Red Sox. Darvish brought his filthiest stuff to the…
- Dan Pants
- May 10, 2014
- 130
DraftKings
DraftKings – Two Cabreras And Some Italian
Another Saturday with money on the line. It's like sitting in AC, but not being bothered by the annoying people whose whole day revolves around…
- Smokey
- May 10, 2014
- 14
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Is Giancarlo Stanton #1 Overall?
I’m not here to tell you that is a great player because I’ve already done that. However, his hot start has me questioning just how…
- Tom Jacks
- May 10, 2014
- 69
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
See What Prince Will Field(er)
On this day, I'm reminded of the Imagine Dragons song, Demons. "It's 's curtain's call, it's the last of all, when the lights fade out…
- Grey
- May 9, 2014
- 1111
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Starters Beyond ESPN Page 4
As I write this, it’s hump-day. Funny story… It was sophomore year of college when I learned what the term “hump-day” meant. My new girlfriend lived…
- Dano
- May 9, 2014
- 15
DraftKings
DraftKings – I Could Really Jo-Fer A Good Pitcher Right Now
Seriously, I'm jonesing over here. killed a small part of me yesterday in my lineups. Then went in with the dagger plunge on my lineups.…
- Sky
- May 9, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
MI Odor Smells Like Flores
If Nick, the Podcast-Now-Radio host put on a glove, or even an oversized mitten, the Mets would move Eric Young Jr. to the bench because…
- Grey
- May 9, 2014
- 457
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Troy Tulowitzki Fulfilling Prophecy of the Elder Gods
Long, long ago, in a realm us mere mortals would know nothing about, there was a secret assemblage of the Elder Gods, for something of…
- LT Murray IV
- May 8, 2014
- 115
Closers
Bullpen Report
Hey, hey, hey, talking relievers on Thursday. What could be better? Well, maybe ice cream covered in Kate Upton. Actually strike that and flip it. That…
- Smokey
- May 8, 2014
- 74
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Hodgepadre Reels in the Fish
We love our Padre home starts here at Razzball. We love it so much we have a term for it in our glossary. That spacious…
- J-FOH
- May 8, 2014
- 25
