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Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 6
I'm going to rename this season the "Fury" year. As in, it's a full-blown tank for me! What a good movie... Anyway, the REL keeps…
- JB Gilpin
- May 12, 2016
- 10
DraftKings
DraftKings: Play the Ker-sure Thing
Last week I advocated a Jacob deGrom start against the Padres. I ensured all of you that playing the sure thing ace on the day…
- wheyen3
- May 12, 2016
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Showtime For Skin ‘Em Max
Owning Max Scherzer last night was like watching the Showtime classic, Emmanuelle, the erotic thriller starring Emmanuel Lewis as Webster Schlong and Alex Karras as…
- Grey
- May 12, 2016
- 625
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Drury Slithers His Way Into Relevance
Arizona Diamondbacks rookie Brandon Drury (62.0% owned; +41.5% over the past week) is this week's most added player in ESPN leagues. If you thought that…
- Big Magoo
- May 11, 2016
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
2016 Fantasy Prospect: The Mighty Mighty Kevin Maitan
If you were to refer to Kevin Maitan as the LeBron James of international baseball prospects you wouldn't be wrong. How many 13 year old's…
- Geoff
- May 11, 2016
- 48
DraftKings
DraftKings: Oh Danny Boy
If there is one thing that rarely scares me in DFS, it is ace pitchers facing off against a high-powered offense. Clayton Kershaw against Toronto;…
- AskRotoBaseball
- May 11, 2016
- 1
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Triplorenzo Bombas
*walks into a Moroccan marketplace* I got me some Marra-CASH to spend! Hoo-ah! Wow, I sound a little like Al Pacino in my own head.…
- Grey
- May 11, 2016
- 755
2023 Fantasy Baseball
No Whammies!, Week 6: (:)
According to the internet, a black hole forms when "any object reaches a certain critical density, and its gravity causes it to collapse to an…
- Son
- May 10, 2016
- 34
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 5
Welcome to the recap of week five. Week five already, that doesn’t seem possible. Five, as in the number of feet tall Jose Altuve is.…
- MattTruss
- May 10, 2016
- 57
DraftKings
DraftKings: Head South And When You Get To Atlanta, Take a Left(y)
Road trip! Everyone pile in to the Razz van as we head to the dirty south. Hrm, that makes it sound like I'm suggesting you…
- Sky
- May 10, 2016
- 23
All Podcasts
Podcast: “I Sound Like An Idiotic Jersey Nerd!”
Sorry for the late start this morning, Grey and his pup Ted got in a big fight after Ted stayed out past his curfew with…
- JB Gilpin
- May 10, 2016
- 37
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
HR Called Five Times As Old Guys Harass Young
Yesterday, Chris Young went 2 2/3 IP, 5 ER as he allowed five solo home runs, which tied a franchise record, and was only the 7th…
- Grey
- May 10, 2016
- 724
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
JB Doesn’t Know How To Rank Aaron Nola! …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 6
Before we point fingers and exclaim how "right or wrong" we are, know that I am writing this intro BEFORE Aaron Nola's start yesterday afternoon.…
- JB Gilpin
- May 9, 2016
- 146
Creeper of the Week
A.J. Reed-ing the Tea Leaves …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 6
Listen, I'm no clairvoyant. Actually, I don't even believe in them. Look into a ball, read a card, trace a palm and tell the…
- M@
- May 9, 2016
- 105
DraftKings
DraftKings: Will The Real JFer Please Stand Up?
Jose Fernandez exploded onto the Miami scene harder than Vanilla Ice in 1990, dude was mowing people down like he was the Cuban sales manager…
- Teddy Heater
- May 9, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Thank You Very Machado
I'd like to dedicate this post to all the mothers out there, and to the most important mother in most of our lives, Manny Machado. The…
- Grey
- May 9, 2016
- 784
This Week in Razzball
This Week In Razz: Week 5
Last week, I talked about how much the Streamonator liked Chris Carter for the first week of May here. Don't question the Streamonator! Carter has…
- Viz
- May 8, 2016
- 17
DraftKings
DraftKings: Sample Sizing
Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! Like always, we have a great slew of games on our hands to discuss today, as there are 11…
- Zach
- May 8, 2016
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Down On The Farm: Prospects Update, Glasnow Misses 11 Bats
I know I promised all of you the second installment of my MLB draft preview.....I lied. Sometimes I get an idea between Wednesday and Saturday, and…
- Geoff
- May 8, 2016
- 156
Two Start Starters
Two-Start Pitchers, Week 6: Drew Makes Me All Smyly
Get ready for all the feels. Back in the preseason someone, either JB or an emailer, asked Grey on the Razzball Podcast (did you know we…
- M@
- May 7, 2016
- 38
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jung-ho Gung Ho In Return
returned to the Pittsburgh line up after being sidelined since last September with a fractured tibia and what a return he had. Tibia shmibia! Kang…
- Dan Pants
- May 7, 2016
- 129
DraftKings
DraftKings: Bartolo’s Magic Jelly Belly
Hi there! I'm the new Saturday Draft Kings guy, and I'll be helping you make millions BILLIONS of dollars on DraftKings. Anyway enough about me,…
- Gern Blanston
- May 7, 2016
- 3
Closers
Closer Report, Week 5: Rock Pile Of K/9 Misery
Ugh, the smell of my onsies de Mayo is so much worse than a normal day. I reek of sizzlin' fajitas and am all cotton-mouthed from...…
- Smokey
- May 7, 2016
- 74
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Guilty Of Buying The Drury
Is he learning the English language? Is he drunk? Is he trying to say 'drawer' while drunk? Did he have a stroke? Does he just…
- Grey
- May 6, 2016
- 600
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues: You Can Have Your Markakis And Eat It Too
Preseason I was telling anyone that would listen to draft . I had him ranked as the 35th best outfielder in standard points leagues. While 37…
- malamoney
- May 6, 2016
- 25
OPS Leagues
OPS Leaguers Unite! One Month Down, Five Long Months To Go
Hello OPSers! Hold up; we need a better name than that. That sounds like we like to add lots of Post Scripts to our letters,…
- Phil B.
- May 6, 2016
- 11
DraftKings
DraftKings: Friar Struck(out)
Contrary to what I previously believed, the San Diego chicken is not in fact the mascot for the Padres. That dubious honor goes to “The…
- MattTruss
- May 6, 2016
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astro Of Nominal Height Flashing Astronomical Might
Jose Altuve is on pace for 60 homers. He can't even reach the cereal in the morning! If an opposing manager were to ask to see…
- Grey
- May 6, 2016
- 574
NEWS
Bear or Bull: Yasiel Puig
The "five tool" player (having the abilities to hit for average and power, base-running skills/speed, throwing, and fielding) is one who possesses an incredibly rare set…
- Big Magoo
- May 5, 2016
- 21
Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 5
Happy Cinco De Mayo! I certainly know I'll be drinking, as my rebuilding Brewers continue to have pitching numbers go down the drain like after…
- JB Gilpin
- May 5, 2016
- 12
DraftKings
DraftKings: Go With the Flow
Jacob deGrom reminds some of your classic surfer boy. He has a serious flow going on underneath that Mets' cap of his, and as some…
- wheyen3
- May 5, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Oh That Pop Is Murph
Daniel Murphy is the hottest homophobe since Kirk Cameron got three offers in one week for three different Christian movies, "A Behind...Left Behind," "Groundhog's Day…
- Grey
- May 5, 2016
- 649
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
2016 MLB Draft Preview: I Don’t Give a Puk If You’re Groomed, Where’s the Moniak?
With the MLB draft right around the corner it's time to start looking at the players entering our prospect sphere and what they could bring…
- Geoff
- May 4, 2016
- 43
NEWS
The Glasnow Is Half Full
It's barely May and we have already seen several anticipated rookie pitchers make their MLB debuts. If memory serves me correctly, it was actually who…
- malamoney
- May 4, 2016
- 56
2023 Fantasy Baseball
No Whammies! Week 5: Stabilization
The first month is in the books. Whew. And what a month it was. If I had the voice of Morgan Freeman, I'd be happy…
- Son
- May 4, 2016
- 26
DraftKings
DraftKings: Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, Hello Rubby Wednesday
Hop in the way back when machine with me, would you? This machine could take us anywhere in time. We might see dinosaurs, the signing…
- Sky
- May 4, 2016
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Wisler Building A Landmark In New York
Matthew Wisler threw a gem yesterday -- 8 IP, 0 ER, 1 Hit, 2 Walks, 4 Ks, lowering his ERA to 3.24. Or if you…
- Grey
- May 4, 2016
- 791
NEWS
One Man’s Trash: Rich Hill
Velocity. Youth. Durability. These are a few of the traits that are common among breakout pitchers each and every season. This weeks's top add, Oakland A's…
- Big Magoo
- May 3, 2016
- 45
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 4
What a week week 4 was, especially for those RCLers who drafted Dee Gordon. Gordon had an ADP of 21.35 for our RCLs and never…
- MattTruss
- May 3, 2016
- 18
DraftKings
DraftKings: Take a Break Once in Awhile
Once in a while, a break is a good thing. It’s especially a good thing in DFS. Yeah, yeah, I always see people on Twitter…
- AskRotoBaseball
- May 3, 2016
- 0
