How Mets are the Mets Mets'ing when they hire Robinson Cano's old agent to be their GM, then immediately go out and trade for an…
Baseball is beautiful and the thing I love the most about it is its minor league system. If you suck, there are a bunch of…
The rumors were false, Lance did not leave to join the circus, he has returned and recommitted himself to the discipline of prospecting. Truthfully I…
Thus ends my fantasy baseball rookies series. Starting on Monday, I will be releasing into the wild my fantasy baseball sleepers (unless there's some big…
First base was pretty disappointing last year. Only three first basemen finished with more than 90 runs, only four hit over 35 home runs and…
If your holiday wish list included a whatever minor league system comprised mostly of right-handed pitching prospects, then strap the eff in and thank Santy…
In my fantasy baseball prospects series this year, I had how many Padres rookies? Seventeen? (Three.) Luis Urias makes it twenty? (Still three.) It was at…
Here's people looking for only fantasy baseball prospects with 70 or higher grades when they see Brandon Lowe: *eyes bug out, let out a long-winded…
You're probably on your third straight day of eating turkey-based meals, dealing with annoying relatives, staying out of a cold drizzle, and/or shopping in full…
The holidays are upon us and Lance is doing his first annual "Home For The Holidays" motorcycle run. Just a man, his chopper, the open…
Can't stop, won't stop, making these bad boys all about fantasy baseball rookie hitters, but every once in a while you need to remove the…
It's Thanksgiving Eve! After New Year's, this is my favorite amateur hour for drunkards. No Karen, you shouldn't take nine Fireball shots at Buffalo Wild…
Have you heard? The Mariners are rebuilding. Cool, but haven't they been rebuilding for the last fifteen years? Also, is it the wisest decision to…
One scout said this offseason at the Arizona Fall League, "We all talk about the bat of Vladdy, with obvious reason, but outside of Vladdy,…
The Arizona Fall League is a lot like my romantic relationships - short-lived, dry, and rarely televised. Yesterday's championship game marked the end of the…
On Saturday Night my phone rang, my cellphone obviously I'm not a dinosaur. I quickly looked at my screen noticing it was Lance. This was…
Padres + catcher = "Joanna Newsom is the 21st century timeless voice." Wow, the math is way off there. Was supposed to be "you win…
So, DJ LeMahieu is given his walking papers and Brendan Rodgers is called up to start out of Spring Training as the Rockies' Opening Day…
I like this White Sox club *dodges tomato*. Geez, that one wasn't even ripe! Harsh. Seriously though. Hear me out. You've got the anchor at…
Every year in December, Grey begins to roll out his sleepers, so I thought I'd take a look back at some staff picks for last…
Fernando Tatis Jr. was born in 1999. Recently, it was announced Acuña was so young he didn't know who Mickey Mantle was, well, Tatis Jr. is…
Luis Robert will rank highly in the White Sox top ten, which happens to be the system on deck to publish here. The outfielder extended…
The Arizona Fall League is pretty much the only game in town (America) at the moment, and in our quest to provide you with the…
Bo Bichette looks like Dante Bichette and Craig Biggio had a kid, but Biggio's got his own future All-Star in Cavan Biggio so maybe they…
The Cincinnati Reds top prospect Nick Senzel is ready to play baseball. A blonde woman scampers past him. She wears a scarf on her head…
I haven't slept since Red Dead 2 came out, so I'm probably going to confuse these Ranger prospects with actual Texas Rangers galloping around with…
Every once in a while Grey and Rudy will head down to the local Jewish bakery and buy bagels for everyone at Razzball Headquarters. Special…
Don't feel good about this fantasy baseball rookie post at all, tee bee aitch. The Astros seem 100% in win now mode, or winnow mode…
Last night, MLB streamed the Arizona Fall League equivalent of an All-Star Game. In a cunning twist, it's named the Fall Star Game. The game…
Do the Nats sign Bryce Harper? For Victor Robles, we should start there. I don't think the Nats retain Harper's services. That might be tinged…
I lied to you loyal Razzball readers. In part 1 of this 2019 fantasy baseball mock draft hosted by Justin Mason of Friends with Fantasy…
Happy Halloween! Go figure...sometimes the universe seems to match things up perfectly. This system is an effing house of horrors. Honestly, the only thing more…
Late in the season, when it appeared like Eloy Jimenez might be called up, I said he was putting his finishing touches on his Roy…
Ayo whaddup it’s ya boy Grey Albright aka the Fantasy Master Lothario aka The Guy With No Tummy Tuck But Just Looks Fine aka The Guy…
It's the marvelous Mesa Brothers! Witness these Cuban compadres crush all comers with their colossal clout! Where do these sensational siblings get their serious swagger?…
This is the opening where I make a joke about Victor Victor Mesa having two first names. (Insert laughter here) (Backflip into awkward transition). Oh…
So, how’s everyone holding up without baseball every day? I don’t know what to do with myself! Yesterday I wandered into a Starbucks and told…
Asians are wild on this week's Sausage Pod. No, not B_Don, Asian fantasy baseball players. The great Tim McLeod makes a guest appearance gracing the…
I have a confession to make. I grew up in South Jersey and I bleed Phillies burgundy. But over the past few years, I've grown…
After hitting 39 home runs and stealing ten bases in just 132 games in 2017, Cody Bellinger not only won the National League Rookie of…