When I think of slumber, Sleeping Beauty always comes to mind. Serenity. Soothing sounds. Then the logos of Simmons, Sealy, and Serta start bouncing around in my head like the old-school DVD screensavers. When I shake my head to get rid of it, the voice of Larry from Sit ‘n Sleep echoes like Chinese water torture in the vast emptiness of my cranial cavity, “Or your mattress is FREEEEEE!!!” Please, blog, may I have some more?
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A deep dive to find 3 middle infielders whose recent performances have caught my attention. As injuries pile up, a list of possible waiver wire adds.
In our 91st episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by sending off Bud Black along with chatting about the latest callup and injury news. Then we review the MLB April Players of the Month and pick cards to place into our pod PC! Please, blog, may I have some more?
[doing A Beautiful Mind math on the window of a Harvard dorm] Teoscar gets hurt…Chris Taylor does nothing going on three years…Enrique Hernandez does more than anyone thought possible for, like, five years, but it’s still really not much…Add in Muncy stinking up the joint…Throw in the Dodgers not really liking Hyeseong Kim even though they were the ones who signed him…Subtract seventeen starters to the IL, which isn’t important for this math problem, but I’m still factoring it in…How did they spend three billion on a team and have four starters and one is Landen Knack, again, irrelevant, but I’m factoring it in…Add in having a great catcher in Will Smith…No, the other Will Smith…No, not the other other Will Smith…Then DFA Austin Barnes…carry the catcher to the majors and the answer is…Dalton Shushing is promoted! Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’ve heard some fantasy baseball people suggesting Diamondbacks SS Jordan Lawlar was called up to be the short side of a DH platoon, but I think it’s pretty safe to ignore that noise. Some players are too important to get wrong, and very few organizations (cough cough Colorado) play fast and loose with the development of those guys, sacrificing their progression to fill a big league bench role.
SAGNOF Week 7: Lower The Church
May 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Closers, SAGNOF | 16 Commentsby: JKJ
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples?
Bullpen recap time!
Don’t forget to keep that Razzball Bullpen Chart bookmarked. It’s been updated with the latest, and I’m usually quick to get it touched up once any type of news drops. And if you’re not a subscriber, I do highly, highly, highly recommend it. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Corners Report: Geezer Hot Streak
May 14, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball | 8 Commentsby: The Educator
This week is prom, my knees, and Craig Kimbrel reminded me—age doesn’t care. But in fantasy baseball? Sometimes, age wins.
Saturday night, my son went to his first prom. I couldn’t care less about prom as an entity. But he has severe autism, and his class went, so we went along. Please, blog, may I have some more?
All hail The Boob Itch. Or Boo, bitch, if you don’t have him. Could this incredible season from Kris Bubic be because The Boob Itch is the only shift still allowed in the majors? Strap in before The Boob Itch goes strapless, and let me slide into his DMs and talk about that slider! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome to the week that was, week 7 in the Razzball Commenter Leagues. Vin tells me this past week marked the 25% point of our season. I’d say it’s officially panic time for those of us in the bottom of the league standings. Please, blog, may I have some more?
SAGNOF: Archangel Luis
May 13, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals |by: The Great Knoche
Howdy Razzballeroos, I’m back from a week off with some more SAGNOF goodness for y’all. Last season during our late season call up stolen base preview we discussed Brother Louie in musical form. Here we are in 2025 and Ronald’s brother Luisangel Acuna has found himself with an almost everyday spot holding down the Keystone for the Mets. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Whenever I review a slate and find the makings of a straightforward slate, my mind instantly starts looking for the holes. Can the advanced stats, the matchup charts, and Vegas all be wrong somewhere, and if so, is it worth it to take the risk? Please, blog, may I have some more?
Fantasy Baseball Podcast: Jordan Lawlar Time, Finally
May 13, 2025 | All Podcasts, Podcast, Razzball Podcast |by: B_Don
On this week’s Razzball Fantasy Baseball Podcast, B_Don and Grey talk about some call ups including somebody Grey has been waiting the last few years for, Jordan Lawlar. The Cubs called up Cade Horton to help fill out the rotation, but is he worth a grab in your league? Please, blog, may I have some more?
