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On a treadmill, Billy Beane screaming at Jonah Hill, "Get me Starling Marte!" as he presses the speed faster and faster. Now, he's at a brisk pace that could be described as, "Miguel Sano rolling downhill." Jonah Hill, knowing he has to do as his boss says, or risk being fired, trades Jesus Luzardo for Starling Marte and that's when...The music rises. All we see is a bandana tied around the back of a head. Tight close-up and we see a finger wave. Another close-up and we see someone putting their hand to ear to hear crowd noise. A little kid stands on a chair, and points, "Mah gawd, that's Kim Ng's music!" It is her, and she just fleeced Billy Beane. Yo, yo, YO YO YO, how do you trade a Starling Marte rental for Jesus Luzardo? The Marlins will show you how. Jesus Luzardo can be an ace as soon as next year and Marte? Well, who knows where he'll be next year. Crazy value there for the Marlins. That's how you do rebuilding and why I was giving such crap to the Pirates the other day over Adam Frazier. Though, giving crap to the Pirates is fun. They like it too, right? Pirates like anything to do with booty. As for Marte in his new home, welp, that park sucks, but it's not like Crayola Canyon is a great park, and Marte's more of a five-category performer than reliant on power. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball: