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So, I took part in one of those 15-team NFBC drafts that Rudy and all the cool kids were talking about-slash-doing. What a snoozefest! I mean, it was fun, but I fell asleep literally 19 times during it. Granted, it lasted for 19 days, so if I didn't fall asleep 19 times, I would've needed trucker speed, but still. Speaking of which, I have much respect for truckers. They're driving all day and they have to wear the stupidest hats. Any the hoo! This draft was one part fresh, two parts 'to def' and some random Razzballers took part, so maybe we can chat in the comments -- I have no friends! We can't talk about trades, because there are none. There's also no waivers. This was a 15-team league that went 50 rounds deep. What you draft is what you have. No backsies, no foolsies. Anyway, here's my 15-team NFBC team and some thoughts:

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It's official because we don't deal in unofficial. Whatever that means. Which is nothing, if you're wondering. But it does make the post feel more important. Delusions of grandeur? That's my life story bro. And that also might describe the life story of many here who reside at Razzball HQ. Which is basically our basement. With bountiful supplies of Hot Pockets and Mike's Hard Lemonade. Oh, wait, nevermind. Sky called, he want's his everything back. Jokes on you buddy. I'm keeping the Hot Pockets. So, where were we? Oh, that's right, delusions of grandeur... and Hot Pockets, it happens to the best of us. And that's why we make these picks. Because we think we're right all the time. Except for me. I'm just very wrong. But don't let that stop you from looking at our well-thought out (maybe) picks for this upcoming 2014 season. (Now with more Grey and Rudy!) We all can't write a 1500 word exposé on these players, so you get this nifty assortment where you'll gain a general sense of which players we like and which we don't. All in a simple box for you to stare and giggle at. Kind of like what you normally would do if you were looking at Tehol.
I love the Aussie people; they have goofy words for a barbecue and even goofier animals -- koalas and kangaroos? Is Australia animated? Those things are goofy! Why not just get a duck-billed platypus and anteater and call it a day, you wacky-animal-having country! How about baseball there? Did all the fans in attendance win a Bowie knife if a player hit a home run into the big marsupial pouch? Did Crocodile Dundee throw out the first pitch? Did the batters hit with a fraternity hazing paddle? I don't know, because it was at four in the morning! Selig really needs to stop doing this to Opening Day. The players will be exhausted from traveling and won't be able to get their usual reps in during the spring. The first pitch of the season should be at a time when 7-year-old North American boys and girls can watch it. Not at 4 AM EST. What if the first game went extra innings or someone got hurt? Can they just call up someone from the minors for the next game? No, so then you'll have a team playing short. Do these stunts in December as a goodwill trip. Don't make major league baseball teams into the Harlem Globetrotters for a regular season game. Eh, whatevs, baseball is back, who cares if it comes with a big helping of Vegemite. Anyway, here's what else I saw for fantasy baseball:
*Channeling my inner Hank Williams Jr.* Are you ready for some baseball? *Fireworks, confetti cannon, ‘splosions, dingo attacks* Perhaps only us baseball junkies and fantasy geeks are excited about opening day Down Under. Is there fantasy cricket? Asking for a friend. Sky needs, like, four more fantasy sports to write about and I’m imagining Nick and his Razzball Radio rolling tanker going all Road Warrior across the outback. I’m more excited than a Lipitor snorting Vin Scully, cuddling with a koala he thinks is actually [player]Yasiel Puig[/player]. Slather my hot dog in Vegemite, turn up the Men at Work and blow my didgeridoo, baseball is back. With the RCL’s in full swing and the season firing up in Australia, I’m balls deep in 20 teams – RCL’s, H2H leagues, dynasty leagues, auctions leagues, AL-only, NL-only, a pitcher league and an All-Timey fantasy draft that ought to prove interesting – I drafted Shoeless Joe in the round 13, that’s value! If you have yet to draft or are already making moves let’s dig out the ol’ jammer crammer machine© and get to work on the schmotatoes in the outfield. Since we use ESPN for the Razzballin’ leagues, let’s use their rankings and go digging for some jams and crams outside the top-100 players. No use in bickering whether to jam [player]Mike Trout[/player] or cram [player]Billy Hamilton[/player] – although I would. We are looking for mid-late round upside filled value here. It’s time to jam it or cram it. Hey Nick, I’ll drive that tanker.
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2014 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require less energy consumption (for us anyway). The 2014 Red Sox Fantasy Baseball Preview comes courtesy of Conor Frederick from Red Sox Life.
Organizational Talent Rankings via Baseball America 2013 (1) | 2012 (12) | 2011 (24) | 2010 (29) | 2009 (8) 2013 Affiliate Records MLB: [97-65] NL Central AAA: [69-75] Pacific Coast League – Memphis AA: [64-74] Texas League – Springfield A+: [64-71] Florida State League – Palm Beach A: [68-69] Midwest League – Peoria A(ss):  [48-27] New York-Penn League — State College Graduated Prospects Matt Adams (1B); Shelby Miller (RHP); Trevor Rosenthal (RHP); Michael Wacha (RHP); Kevin Siegrist (LHP); Tyler Lyons (LHP); Seth Maness (RHP) The Run Down In the business of talent procurement and development, the Cardinals are the best.  That's the only way to explain how an organization can graduate prospects like [player]Shelby Miller[/player], [player]Michael Wacha[/player], [player]Trevor Rosenthal[/player], and [player]Matt Adam[/player]s, and still come back the following year with a top 5 farm.  The Cardinals churning out homegrown fantasy-relevance is something you should be conditioned to expect by now, and it'll continue this year with Oscar Taveras, [player]Carlos Martinez[/player], and [player]Kolten Wong[/player]... and next year with Stephen Piscotty, and Marco Gonzalez... and the following year with [insert awesome prospects].  You get the idea.
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2014 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require less energy consumption (for us anyway). The 2014 Blue Jays Fantasy Baseball Preview comes courtesy of Tom Daker from Bluebird Banter.
Part One of this series can be found here. This is Part Two of a three-part series.  “The rules are quite clear. For violation of any part of this rule, deliver what is called the "shine" ball, "spit" ball, "mud" ball or "emery" ball, the umpire shall call the pitch a ball, warn the pitcher and have announced on the public address system the reason for the action.” -- Fast Facts of Baseball- The Spit Ball* For decades, the spitter was an accepted part of major league baseball, and little to no controversy surrounded its use.  Jack Chesbro, who achieved baseball immortality by setting the unbreakable 20th century record of 41 wins in the 1904 season, was a notorious spit-ball pitcher. (Perhaps the baseball gods achieved their revenge on “Happy Jack” when he managed to lose the deciding game of that same season on a wild pitch which was undoubtedly a spitter (a pitch he called a “slow ball”) with a bit too much action.  During a match between his own New York Highlanders (nee: Yankees) and the Boston Americans (nee: Red Sox), Chesbro ‘s wild pitch allowed the winning run to score from third base. However, for many years, Chesbro’s bereaved widow blamed the team’s catcher for the miscue.) The following year, Chesbro stated that he had invented a new pitch which he called the “jump ball”, which unfortunately for him, didn’t jump all that much; his record plummeted from a mind-boggling  41-12 to a pedestrian 19-15. During the hallowed ’04 season, Jack also posted an ERA of 1.82, struck out 239 batters, pitched 454 2/3 innings, and set MLB baseball records for wins, complete games and innings pitched in a season. Jack also won 14 straight games during that season, which would remain a Yankee record until Roger Clemens broke it almost 100 years later in 2001; he also held the Yankee strike out record until Ron Guidry broke it 74 years later in 1978. (However, because of the brobdinagian number of innings he pitched that year, his K/9 ratio that season was a mere 4.7). In 1908, Chesbro announced that he would forever more eschew the use of the wetball, and his record amply demonstrated his truthfulness, as he went 14-18 for the season.
Hello and greetings one and all. Some of you may not know me so let me introduce myself. My name is Sky and the reason I highlighted my name with a hyperlink is because I have a super-secret alter-ego. So secret, it's all over the internet if you wish to look. You see, I also work over on the Fantasy Football side of the Razzball universe. Over there, we yak about YAC whilst y'all babble about BABIP over here. But occasionally, there is a solar eclipse and I wake to find myself here and by 'solar eclipse' I mean 'Grey throws a black hood over my head and imprisons me' and by 'wake' I mean 'coming out of my chloroform hangover'. As I may or may have not said before on this site, I'm Bi-Fantasexual. Yup, a modern day Bo Jackson minus the muscles, money and athletic ability. Trivial things. Good, we now up to speed? So now we're no longer strangers but for the fact we've never met due to the internet which almost makes us Perfect Strangers. I worked really hard to weave that last part into my lead. It'll pay off later, I promise. As an aside, I look a lot like Bronson Pinchot and if you don't believe me, you can ask JFOH. Minus the rugged, island of Mypos good looks for sure...wait, what the hell? Yeah, Fantasy Baseball. Lost my shizz for a bit there. So let's get on with [player]Josh Reddick[/player] and why he's a good outfielder to target for your deep league team for the 2014 Fantasy Baseball season...
Hello, Everybody! (Hi, Dr. Nick!) As y'all have probably noticed, a lot has happened since I last stopped by, one short week ago. Jay got a belly button ring, 17 more pitchers had Tommy John surgery, Guru bedazzled his turban, [player]Aroldis Chapman[/player] was drilled in the face with a line drive and will probably be out until June, and Grey shaved his mustache. Although I can't vouch for all of those things, I know one of those things (I think) didn't happen... all you ladies can relax now, Grey didn't shave his mustache. I'm sorry, I know I scared you. Shizz, I, myself, panicked just thinking of the possibility of Grey without it. Anywho, something else happened in the last week. Our fine Razzball Podcast host, Nick, announced the launch of Razzball Radio. Along with Razzball Radio, Nick is in the process of coordinating Razzball's inaugural #32in32in32.