Here’s what I wrote for Ryan Braun back in December when I wrote my top 10 for 2012 fantasy baseball: 1. Ryan Braun – Would I be happy to take Pujols third? Oh, hecksfire. I’ll bludgeon snitches for Pujols third. Still doesn’t mean Pujols is first. I’m not ranking Braun number one to be different […]
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Kevin Youkilis, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
February 23, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 61 Commentsby: Grey
First the Vernon Wells sleeper post (hahahahahahaha — terrible), then the Alex Rios sleeper post (hahahahahahahaha – worse), now a Kevin Youkilis sleeper post…. Seriously, am I getting old here? What the eff in the effhole? Where’s my youth love? My rookie nookie! I blame ESPN and the rest of the schmohawks out there in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Fantasy Baseball Auction Draft, It’s One Strategy
February 23, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 100 Commentsby: Grey
I know how much you love draft strategy. Whether it’s snake draft or auction draft. You gobble this shizz up. Okay, I wasn’t speaking literally, don’t eat your computer. Auction drafts are the best. They remind me of a time not that long ago when I wore a giant-fonted Yuuuuuuuuuup on my chest and bought […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Performance Enhancing Draft Strategy or PEDS
February 22, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 152 Commentsby: Grey
For most of you, been there, read this shizz already, but there’s Razzball newbies (Razzbabies?) that need some coddling occasionally. If you know PEDS, skip ahead into the comments and discuss my mustache. So, there’s a BRAN (Balanced Roster After Nine) Drafting Strategy by Rudy “The Fro Knows” Gamble. He’s also touched upon some fantasy […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Fantasy Baseball Spreadsheets
February 21, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 63 Commentsby: Grey
I’m a pretty harsh critic of Razzball, but occasionally we’ll post things that even I feel are extremely helpful. Usually these are done by other people for our site. Yesterday, we brought you the one and only 2012 Fantasy Baseball War Room. (Honestly, there may be more War Rooms than you can shake a stick […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft Prep, Pairings
February 21, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 101 Commentsby: Grey
Here’s a post that’s gonna make you wanna slap ya mama and call her Frances Fisher. The other day I told you how to draft your pitchers for 2012 fantasy baseball. I laid it out to you nice and simple (if you have a degree in “What The Hell Is Grey Talking About?” Not a […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? What It Takes To Win Your Fantasy Baseball League
February 20, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Draft Strategy | 107 Commentsby: Grey
With the Razzball Commenter Leagues sign ups in full swing, we look at what last year’s RCLs showed us. I.e., this is what it took to win these fantasy baseball leagues last year. Across thirty-six 12 team leagues, you would think you’d have some wide variations, but it’s amazingly close what you need in each […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Dodgers Fantasy Baseball Preview
February 18, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Team Previews | 99 Commentsby: Grey
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their locally blogged answers to pressing 2012 fantasy baseball questions regarding their team. We feel this approach will be fresher, more sustainable, and require […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bryce Harper, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
February 17, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 61 Commentsby: Grey
Eff it, I’ll get in the hype circle and mosh around a little. Bryce Harper wasn’t listed in my top 300 for 2012 fantasy baseball. He wasn’t listed in my top 80 outfielders for 2012 fantasy baseball. I did drop a Bryce Harper fantasy on you for a rookie nookie outlook thingie-ma-whosie-boobie. He wasn’t included […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?For these pairings, I’m going to be using our 2012 fantasy baseball rankings. Notably, the top 20 starters for 2012 fantasy baseball, top 40 starters for 2012, top 60 starters for 2012 and the top 80 starters for 2012. Okay, now that we have our links and shizz done. What is a pitcher pairing? It’s […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Best 2012 Fantasy Baseball Team
February 14, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 139 Commentsby: Grey
Okay, so it’s not the best 2012 fantasy baseball team, but, man, that title sings, right? This is the best 2012 fantasy baseball team that I can put together when drafting from my top 100 for 2012 fantasy baseball and top 300 for 2012 fantasy baseball. Honestly, I could draft another 25 teams from those […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Billy Beane Holds Off On Manny For ‘Pedes
February 14, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 78 Commentsby: Grey
That title is for all of you metrosexual readers, and you thought I’d forget about you. My apologies to our four girl readers that I didn’t go with the title, “A’s Sign the 4th Yoenis Brother.” I know how much you love their music. So the A’s signed Yoenis Cespedes yesterday, the latest Cuban raftee. […]
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