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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Yu Magnificent Bastard
Why don't I have on any teams? Why don't I have him on every team? It's not like I ranked him low in the preseason.…
- Grey
- August 2, 2013
- 269
Closers
Closer Report
Out of the fire and into the Frieri pan, or as the Sciosciapath would say, buffet Thursdays. has imploded you ratios the past 10 days…
- Smokey
- August 1, 2013
- 49
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Upton Everth Everthland
We had a photo-shoot today at the mag. One of the models — that is, one of the people who were getting their photo taken…
- Terse
- August 1, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Houston Chucks Norris, D-Backs Send Ian Fleein’
In what can only be described as the biggest trade ever made for some Hoes, was traded to the O's for . Hoes ain't shizz…
- Grey
- August 1, 2013
- 617
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: I Call This ‘The Chase’, Because I Can’t Do Nothin’ With Headley In This Title
There's been much consternation going on around these parts ever since I ranked 34th in my Top 100 Keepers for 2013 and Beyond post that…
- Jay
- July 31, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 17
As veteran players are shipped out at the trading deadline, it’s inevitable that opportunities will reveal themselves for several high profile prospects. The Phillies are…
- Scott Evans
- July 31, 2013
- 96
DraftKings
DraftKings – A Weekend Full Of Interleague
In what will be a wild weekend across the Majors, there will be five Interleague matchups over the weekend, throwing a wrench into a lot…
- JB Gilpin
- July 31, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Red Sox Boldly Acquire Long-Voweled Starter
First off, is gone. The less intelligent Red Sox fan screams bloody murder like Schilling's sock, "But Julio Iglesias was batting .400 after ten games…
- Grey
- July 31, 2013
- 872
OPS Leagues
Nothing’s Right, I’m Bourn!
Drafting ? That’s a paddlin’. Focusing on steals in an OPS league? That’s a paddlin’. Drafting a SAGNOF who hurts your OPS and doesn’t steal…
- Tom Jacks
- July 30, 2013
- 48
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Discuss Deadline Deals
Trade deadline is approaching so we figured, you know, we should talk about it. Nick got Smokey and Tom locked in the Fantasy Octagon (which…
- Grey
- July 30, 2013
- 429
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 30
For the second straight week, we have a new Razzball Commenter League overall leader. MasterofGrond's Waco Night Terrors (Imposing Sea Creatures) moved up from 5th…
- VinWins
- July 30, 2013
- 15
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Astros Have Jose To Spare For Valverde-Less Tigers
was traded to the Tigers, which is bad news for Veras and potentially . It'll likely only be bad news for Veras's owners. My guess…
- Grey
- July 30, 2013
- 351
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Time To Erase Erasmo Ramirez?
When he was called up just before the All-Star Break, the exclamation for the long-awaited arrival for was perhaps hyperbolic. I'll admit, I thought he'd be…
- JB Gilpin
- July 29, 2013
- 113
NEWS
Doin’ the Aoki Pokey
is one of those guys that has come up a lot in the comments on these posts, and for good reason. After posting a really…
- Mike
- July 29, 2013
- 41
Daily Notes
Hey Hey Hey, Gimp Foot Albert
and his owners are not not not gonna have a good time the rest of 2013 thanks to a partially torn plantar fascia ligament in…
- Rudy Gamble
- July 29, 2013
- 730
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Who wants to head out to Junior Lake?
Bob Seger, Chevrolet’s poet laureate, once wrote, “Who wants to play those eights and aces/Who wants a raise/Who needs a stake/Who wants to take that…
- The Guru
- July 28, 2013
- 111
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Look Over Yonder
Homer has so many different meanings. When I say 'Homer', I could be referring to Mr. Simpson himself (or Mr. Plow if you prefer). Conversely,…
- Sky
- July 28, 2013
- 62
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 17
The Phillies paid a shizzload of dough to sign the big league-ready Cuban RHP, Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez. The deal is worth up to $60 million,…
- Scott Evans
- July 28, 2013
- 93
Daily Notes
Brewers’ Bat Wood No Match for Tyler Chatwood
continued his red hot play last night pitching seven innings, surrendering just six hits, two runs, and walking none while striking out 11 Brewers for…
- Dan Pants
- July 27, 2013
- 118
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 18
How many times have you completely written off Francisco Liriano? Seriously. Probably four or five times, right? I know I've uttered the phrase "f**k that…
- Scott Evans
- July 27, 2013
- 85
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
It’s The Time Of The Season For Loving 8th Inning Guys
You wrote a letter to your leaguemates, but before you sent it to them, you asked me to proofread it but not share it. Too…
- Grey
- July 26, 2013
- 856
Points Leagues
Wil Myers’ Dominance and the Abominations that areTwilight and Kristen Stewart
I know a lot of writers want Beddict gone, but my kind of beef will f%#k up ya grill and not the kind you put…
- LT Murray IV
- July 26, 2013
- 35
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Sing Us A Yawn, It’s Soriano Man
Like Billy Joel, is washed up and in a New York state of mind. Don't tell A-Rod, Christie Brinkley is his type of gal. Soriano…
- Grey
- July 26, 2013
- 336
Closers
Bullpen Report
So down goes a top ten guy in an off week where I talk about set-up guys. Jason Grilli is beset with a forearm strain…
- Smokey
- July 25, 2013
- 53
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Braun’s Still Brawny
I had a dream last night that I was fifteen and was caught with steroids and suffered the same consequences as and those who will…
- Terse
- July 25, 2013
- 77
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Tim…ber
If you're squeamish, don't watch the video of getting hurt. That's what they say. This is like saying, "Your Christmas (Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus) presents are…
- Grey
- July 25, 2013
- 625
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Mid-Season Top 50 Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Quite a bit has changed since the 2013 MiLB season began in April, and folks have been clamoring for a mid-season prospect list. Well, here…
- Scott Evans
- July 24, 2013
- 131
DraftKings
DraftKings – Reloading For The Sweet Spot
Well the Midsummer Classic has come and gone, but unlike Groundhog Day, we saw our shadow and there's still over two more months of baseball.…
- JB Gilpin
- July 24, 2013
- 30
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Brewers Trade K-Rod Due To PEG Use
From fear that MLB would crack down on Performance-Enhancing Goggles, was traded to the Orioles. Or was something else at work besides the Orioles wanting…
- Grey
- July 24, 2013
- 784
OPS Leagues
Hakuna De Aza
No worries, fantasy owners: may not speak Swahili*, but this past month his numbers have been music to fantasy owners’ ears. With a .350/.418/.567 line…
- Tom Jacks
- July 23, 2013
- 55
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast – The One Where The Podcast Starts At, Like, Five In The Morning
And I had no part in it. I'm not a morning person...or afternoon, really. Shoot, there's some nights where I pretend I'm a morning person…
- Grey
- July 23, 2013
- 423
Our Leagues
RCL Update: July 23
It was a short week, but A Hill O'Beans (My Mustache Has a Mustache - Greys a Biter, says Garner) used those three days to…
- VinWins
- July 23, 2013
- 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Braun Conspiracy
Wow. Dot, dot, dot. I mean, WOW. Dot, dot, dot. Pause for reaction. WOW. Wow. WOW. Stunned silence. I mean, we all knew the suspension…
- Grey
- July 23, 2013
- 452
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Wily Peralta Shows Us Big Wily Style
Do you remember those Will Smith albums? Yikes - hard to believe he actually does serious movies. As in, "seriously?" Like Seven Pounds. "Oh I want to…
- JB Gilpin
- July 22, 2013
- 51
NEWS
The Lake, Lake Show with Jonathan Villar
When I went hunting for players to write about this week, I had trouble finding somebody for the lede. Most of the tried and true…
- Mike
- July 22, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Mal-Gon, Take Me Away From Cuba
Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez, the latest Cuban raftee, is set to sign with the Dodgers. Hey, I'm no Quicken magician, but with the money the Dodgers…
- Grey
- July 22, 2013
- 744
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Second Half Diamonds in the Ruf
Phew! The fantasy baseball DT’s have finally subsided. It was touch-and-go for a while with many Trainspotting-like moments. Choose life. Choose a job. Choose Razzball.…
- The Guru
- July 21, 2013
- 131
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Smoak’um If You Got’um
Thanks for the welcome back all from my All-Star Weekend excursion. I talked with Grey and he said 'why the heck didn't you write one?'…
- Sky
- July 21, 2013
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 16
We haven't spent much time discussing in these parts, and that's a factor of two items: (1) I really don't know that much about the…
- Scott Evans
- July 21, 2013
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Chad Has Gaudin Going On
shut down the Diamondbacks last night, pitching seven innings, surrendering no runs while giving up just three hits, walking none and striking out eight for…
- Dan Pants
- July 20, 2013
- 82
