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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Tampa Bay R.A.y’d
You wanted to sell , but no one was buying. Seeing last year as a fluke. Said he couldn't do it again. Said you had…
- Grey
- June 27, 2013
- 959
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Now Yasiel Me, Now You Don’t
This is me jumping on the bandwagon. Well, technically, I don't jump. I float. Why? Wait, are you asking why I float or why I'm…
- Jay
- June 26, 2013
- 138
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: Future Fantasy Schmohawks Edition
When you're perusing the latest prospect lists for the next fantasy star, the next Mike Trout or Manny Machado, it's important to keep in mind…
- Scott Evans
- June 26, 2013
- 54
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Immediacy Of Bragging Rights
So I'm out of town this week, then all the sudden while I have left my upper lip unshaven and drinking a daiquiri (the latter…
- JB Gilpin
- June 26, 2013
- 44
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Leonys’s Bonuses
's been lighting up the mainframe on the giant computer out of a bad 1950's sci-fi movie, but he's not the only Cuban. also hails…
- Grey
- June 26, 2013
- 859
OPS Leagues
Nick, Push, Coast…
is one of those guys we love in OPS leagues. Yes, I will be referring to myself in the plural form. It’s easier to win…
- Tom Jacks
- June 25, 2013
- 95
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Talk Comics, Um, Graphic Novels
The guy who created my new (now old) avatar also did ones for Rudy and Nick (they're all below the fold), and that got us…
- Grey
- June 25, 2013
- 574
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 25
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) continued to set the pace, while MasterofGrond (Waco Night Terrors - Imposing Sea Creatures) moved ahead of Slocemb If You…
- VinWins
- June 25, 2013
- 8
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
I’m Gregor, I’m Gregor, He’s Pa-Gone
might be out the season, but will definitely be out until September. Too bad, so sad, don't forget to write, don't write too often, waste…
- Grey
- June 25, 2013
- 503
Y to Z
The Brat
“See that little mound of dirt out there with the rubber in the middle? That's my concern. I don't have any problems, just concerns. And…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 24, 2013
- 28
NEWS
Peter, Peter, Steals Reaper?
After stealing only 3 bases in all of 2012, met that mark in the past ten games. It seems as though his hamstring is just…
- Mike
- June 24, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Ike Can’t Promise But Ike Can Try
could return next weekend. In other words, he's moved one step closer to the plate in Metco. It only took him three months. He reminds…
- Grey
- June 24, 2013
- 997
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Closepocalypse 2 – Electric Boogaloo
We are halfway through the fantasy season and it’s another week, another closepocalypse. Didn’t Smokey predict this back in March?! ’s job was outsourced, was…
- The Guru
- June 23, 2013
- 106
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Check Out Dat Astro, Dominguez
The way you hit it. I can't believe it. I ain't never seen an Astro like dat...the way you swing it, you make my fantasy…
- Sky
- June 23, 2013
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 12
I told you last week about the implications of Xander Bogaerts's Triple-A promotion. This week, we celebrate another Triple-A promotion, as the Mariners have bumped…
- Scott Evans
- June 23, 2013
- 128
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: PANAMA!
I wish there was some kind of baseball pun that could tie into PANAMA!, but I think it's good enough to stand on its own.…
- Jay
- June 22, 2013
- 51
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Hector-rific in Win Over Royals
In mythology, Hector was the Trojan prince and the greatest warrior in the Trojan war. So step aside Brad Pitt, while you were fighting the…
- Dan Pants
- June 22, 2013
- 103
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 13
The NBA season is over, thank god. The Heat won it all, so it played out exactly how we all thought it would when the…
- Scott Evans
- June 22, 2013
- 121
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Pulling Upton My Big Boy Pants, They Need A Justin
The love has been sucked out of the room for . His fantasy value went skydiving. After it went Rocky Mountain climbing. He went from…
- Grey
- June 21, 2013
- 1076
Points Leagues
Mike Trout: Baseball’s Version of LeBron James
Oh there's a shindig goin down in Miami ya'll! Part of me feels like I should hop on the next flight down there bringing only…
- LT Murray IV
- June 21, 2013
- 68
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Benoit Is Joaquin To The Head Of The Line
When I told you to pick up yesterday, I was 85% sure he would close games until the Tigers traded for Papelbon, who will be…
- Grey
- June 21, 2013
- 506
Y to Z
Jangling Around Gently As You Move
Six Rules for a Happy Life 1. Avoid fried meats, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify…
- Paulie Allnuts
- June 20, 2013
- 47
Closers
Bullpen Report
So, the eventuality of Chris Perez's return to the back end of the Indians bullpen has hit a not foreseen bump in the road. I…
- Smokey
- June 20, 2013
- 53
fantasy baseball keepers
Nobody Beats the Rizzo — Pre-Deadline Keeper Push
Today I had jury duty for the very first time. As a lot of you know, that means I sat in a room doing literally…
- Terse
- June 20, 2013
- 85
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Nat-Gio Left Hanging Like Tribal Boobs
If you found us from Google due to this title, you might want National Geographic or an African safari forum where discussion quickly turns into…
- Grey
- June 20, 2013
- 982
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: What A Bunch of Buchholz
Did you miss me? Or did you not even realize I was gone for two weeks? Not cool man. Not cool. Well, after my little…
- Jay
- June 19, 2013
- 69
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings, Week 11
As expected, the passing of the Super Two deadline has decimated our list here. Six of our previous top ten are gone. Poof. That means…
- Scott Evans
- June 19, 2013
- 93
DraftKings
DraftKings – Upping The Ante For Razzball Nation
Breaking news! The MLB season is doubling the season to 324 games. There will now be 8 bases. In the new Star Wars movies the character will…
- JB Gilpin
- June 19, 2013
- 28
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Zack And Matt Make A Porno
The afternoon started with . He pitched a stellar 7 innings with 13 Ks, but Terry Collins sent him out there in the 8th after…
- Grey
- June 19, 2013
- 954
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Unveils The Machine
Hello, Razzball nation, welcome back for another fantasy baseball podcast where Nick and I talk about cruise ships. If that doesn't help you win your…
- Grey
- June 18, 2013
- 556
Our Leagues
RCL Update: June 18
That's a Shame (Bold Predictions) held on to the lead, though Slocemb If You Got Em did cut into it. In their own league, That's…
- VinWins
- June 18, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Josh Johnson Finally Stops Putting The JJ In Vajayjay
looked solid yesterday (7 1/3 IP, 0 ER, 7 baserunners, 10 Ks vs. the Rockies). But Colorado away from home can be an easy match-up.…
- Grey
- June 18, 2013
- 590
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Corey Kluber Owns Nats’ Bats
K:BB. Mmmm can't think of a sexier group of three letters. Double D's are nice but that's only two letters. JB is only two letters.…
- JB Gilpin
- June 17, 2013
- 191
NEWS
Gregor Won’t Leave the Steals Column Blanco
Well, I’d like to start off this post by saying I’m sorry to the folks in Razzball nation who picked up last week in their…
- Mike
- June 17, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
There’s A Wil, There’s A Ray
Six days ago, the Rays said they have no plans to call up Wil Myers. Six days ago, the Rays lied. They might've just lied…
- Grey
- June 17, 2013
- 1105
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: The Platoony Tunes Edition
I recently came across the book (remember those) Sixty Feet, Six Inches by Bob Gibson and Reggie Jackson at a yard sale and found my…
- The Guru
- June 16, 2013
- 115
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: A Rolling Brandon Gathers No Moss
Do you hear that? Grrrrrrrr. Is that a bear? Grumble, grumble. Is that Grey complaining about how he traded away Manny Machado for David Price…
- Sky
- June 16, 2013
- 71
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 12
First, I'm sure a good chunk of our readers are dads, so happy Fathers Day to ya! I'm not a dad, but I have one,…
- Scott Evans
- June 16, 2013
- 111
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Braun to DL With Bruised Ego, Thumb
It's been a rough month for , you guys. A top three pick in the preseason, he's on pace for career lows in home runs…
- Dan Pants
- June 15, 2013
- 176
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 12
We're halfway through the H2H regular season, and for many of us, it's time to make some moves in the standings. It's not always so…
- Scott Evans
- June 15, 2013
- 112
