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DraftKings

DraftKings – A Touch of Gray

Ugh! Not another silly Grateful Dead reference and about their one commercial hit from 1987 at that. Seriously that song is the least Dead song…

  • Geoff
  • June 28, 2014
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Daily Notes

Ronald Not Belisario For Your Closer Loss

Well, you should be sorry, Ronald Belisario. You have been pretty rough on your owners since stepping into the closer role, testing the limits of SAGNOF and…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 28, 2014
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OPS Leagues

OBP League Roundup

My name is Tom Jacks and I’m here to admit that I have a fantasy baseball trade addiction. While I’ve been trying to do my…

  • Tom Jacks
  • June 28, 2014
  • 44
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Springer’s Out Of Season

Sell George Springer? Are you mad, man? You're not Joan, that's for sure. You could be Bertram Cooper, because you are dead to me. I…

  • Grey
  • June 27, 2014
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All Podcasts

Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 13

If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here's your recap. By the way folks, we're getting closer and closer to the 32in32in32 Razzball tour, and I'm not…

  • Nick The Podcast Host
  • June 27, 2014
  • 3
DraftKings

DraftKings: Forget Length, She Wants the Seagerth

I don’t know what this world’s come to, but I’m going to discuss the Mariners for a minute; a team that hasn’t been relevant since…

  • BTXJ
  • June 27, 2014
  • 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

You Better, You Better, You Betts

Jackie Bradley Jr. walked three times in one game. Have you people forgotten he walked three times...IN ONE GAME! Yeah, that's old news for the…

  • Grey
  • June 27, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Marlon Calls Up Dipset and Forms the Byrd Gang

Boy let me show ya how to make that trade How to spend that money how to win your league and get paid Girl let…

  • LT Murray IV
  • June 26, 2014
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Closers

Closer Report, Week 13

It's just sad when you watch what should be a fluid situation turn out to be a fiery car wreck.  That's what the bullpen situation…

  • Smokey
  • June 26, 2014
  • 37
DraftKings

Draftkings – When Davis Is In The Box, Lefties Go On Khrisis Control

Thank God Apollo Creed was played by Carl Weathers and not . The reason I say this is because when Balboa Switched to Southpaw in…

  • Geoff
  • June 26, 2014
  • 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cored-Out Apple In Lincecum’s Backseat Surrenders More Hits

It's deja vu all over again. It was almost a year ago that Tim Lincecum threw a no hitter vs. the Padres. Only thing better…

  • Grey
  • June 26, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Panning For Gold: Jesse Hahn

Hello again fans and foes, and welcome to the second installment of Panning For Gold - Finding The Prospect Hidden Gems. Here's where we try…

  • Chris
  • June 25, 2014
  • 44
DraftKings

DraftKings – Let’s Go Streaking!

It's been an interesting seven days for your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru as I doubled my bankroll last week where everything I touched turned to gold. Or…

  • The Guru
  • June 25, 2014
  • 20
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Arrieta Huffing-A-Ton

I swear that box score turning blue to alert people there's something historic going on is the mother of all jinxes. Not to mention, all…

  • Grey
  • June 25, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

One Man’s Trash: Fishing For An Arm

This week's biggest add was Marlins hurler Andrew Heaney, whose ownership percentage rose +59% after his call up and strong debut last week. JB Gilpin…

  • Mike
  • June 24, 2014
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Razzball Commenters League

RCL Update, Week 13: The Razzball Toolbox

Note: If you play fantasy football, our rankings are being released as we speak. Well, not really as we speak, as I'm typing. But you…

  • Jay
  • June 24, 2014
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DraftKings

Draftkings – Come With Me, I’m Sampling Kazmir

Rock and Roll.  Chuck Berry, Bo Diddley and and Little Richard got it going.  Elvis made it sexy.  The Beatles made it ok to admit…

  • Schlurricane
  • June 24, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Stroman My Pain With His Fingers

Pitching my life with his words. One time, one time. What, you don't get down with The Fugees remix? By the by, Wyclef, musical talent,…

  • Grey
  • June 24, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Pitcher Profile: Oh Andrew Heaney, You So Dreamy!

Oh man, what a week for The Pitcher Profile! First we had called up right when last week posted, stayed hot after a big ascent…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 23, 2014
  • 115
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Ambulance Chasers, Week 13: Natty Bryce, Unfiltered

Injuries?  You want injuries?  Well, good sir (ma'am, Donkey from Shrek, Borg or whatever), you've come to the right place. 2014 is no stranger to the…

  • SethDaSportsMan
  • June 23, 2014
  • 12
Steals

Tyson’s Tender Juicy SAGNOF

James Jones has appeared in this column before, but his three steals against the Padres last week opened the eyes of fantasy players in all…

  • Mike
  • June 23, 2014
  • 20
DraftKings

DraftKings – I’m No Boxer But I’m About to Wei-Yin

I never got into boxing. I think the last time it was huge was during the Rocky heydays and maybe during Mike Tyson's reign of…

  • Sky
  • June 23, 2014
  • 22
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Cards Speak, High Pair Flushes Pot

When Jaime Garcia was a kicker in high school for his Flick Football team, he lined up the paper football, just left of the finger…

  • Grey
  • June 23, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam It or Cram It: Get On Your Bad Motor Scooter and Jam

There have been some Hall of Fame names over the course of baseball's colorful 2000 year history. C'mon, Guru, baseball's not that old! Whaddya mean disembodied…

  • The Guru
  • June 22, 2014
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Creeper of the Week

Creeper of the Week – Sing About Me, I’m Dayan of Thirst

I wrote a letter to Dayan Viciedo the other day and promised to sing about him. After hearing this rhyme, I knew I had to…

  • J-FOH
  • June 22, 2014
  • 18
DraftKings

DraftKings: That Thing Ryu Do

Hyun-Jin Ryu takes the mound in San Diego today. While he doesn't sport eye-popping statistics, he's been solid all year and this match-up is too…

  • Mike
  • June 22, 2014
  • 1
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments — Week 12

With Dylan Bundy having returned to live baseball, the focus around the 21-year-old phenom shifts from "when will he throw again?", to "when will he…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 22, 2014
  • 61
Two Start Starters

Two-Startapalooza: Week 13

As always, probable pitchers are subject to change.  For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Everyone got all excited last Wednesday because…

  • Pete Nice
  • June 21, 2014
  • 59
Daily Notes

Brace Your Closers, Summer is Coming

It was a good night for a rally, but a bad night for a closer. Summer is officially here which means we can no longer…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 21, 2014
  • 99
DraftKings

DraftKings – Welcome Back Campers

(Blows Whistle) Campers settle down now! My name is Ralph and I’ll be your Draftkings camp counselor for the summer. Now that you’ve returned here…

  • Geoff
  • June 21, 2014
  • 3
OPS Leagues

OPS Leagues: The Fall And Rise Of Billy Butler

After the first couple months of a season, we start to get enough at bats to make informed decisions about how the current season may…

  • Tom Jacks
  • June 21, 2014
  • 39
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jean A Sais Buy

Or is it Jean a buy quoi? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi Segura? Mmm hmmm gotcha gotcha Segura da da? A little help! I'm stuck in…

  • Grey
  • June 20, 2014
  • 678
All Podcasts

Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 12

If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here's your recap. And don't forget, the podcast's (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all the day's fantasy news in…

  • Nick The Podcast Host
  • June 20, 2014
  • 2
Fantasy Baseball Overrated

Points Leagues: Looking Middle-In

Hitters cheat all the time.  Some take PEDs, some cover themselves in pine tar like a pre-industrial shaming party.  Sometimes they’ll guess fastball or slider…

  • Schlurricane
  • June 20, 2014
  • 1
DraftKings

DraftKings – Harry and the Henderson Alvarez

What up everyone, I'm here taking the hill for back to back DraftKings days. The coach called for the modern day Mike Marshall to come…

  • J-FOH
  • June 20, 2014
  • 26
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Ernesto Goes To Can’t

The Sciosciapath gave Ernesto Frieri the dreaded vote of confidence the other day, so, of course, he wasn't there when a save presented itself in…

  • Grey
  • June 20, 2014
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NEWS

Verlander May Be Horrendous, But He Still Has Kate Upton

It's been said you give away a piece of your soul every time you are photographed. That explains a great deal about me, does it…

  • LT Murray IV
  • June 19, 2014
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Closers

Bullpen Report, Week 12

I know bad raps can make a career... I mean Shaq made his secondary career off of them, but Joel Peralta is really getting one.…

  • Smokey
  • June 19, 2014
  • 52
DraftKings

DraftKings – Drape me in Kazmir

Just as George wants to be draped in velvet, I want to be draped in Kazmir. Speaking of fabric names, when are we going to…

  • J-FOH
  • June 19, 2014
  • 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Luscious CK

Yesterday, there was a pitching performance that truly captured the minds and hearts of the general public. You know, the general public -- the people…

  • Grey
  • June 19, 2014
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