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Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 4: Revenge of The UCL’s
Holy shiitake mushroom Batman... is it safe to come out yet? , , , , , , , , and now have all fallen slain…
- Jay
- April 22, 2014
- 29
DraftKings
DraftKings – Pay Stubbs
Stop me if you've heard this before but Colorado is playing at home and that's a good thing for your DraftKings team. Yes, duh to…
- Sky
- April 22, 2014
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cuddyer Hammy Injured In Local Omelette Incident
to the DL with his hamstring injury. I love these Monday DL calls right after weekly fantasy lineups lock. Turr...iffic! You don't care about our…
- Grey
- April 22, 2014
- 948
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: The Jesse Chavez Experience
More terrible relievers turning into dominant starters, mo problems! So it’s been an up-and-down start to this young season – pretty much all of my…
- JB Gilpin
- April 21, 2014
- 131
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Ambulance Chasers: Buying Low and Selling High on Injured Players
People get hurt. It’s one of the downsides of life – like a Katherine Heigl movie or the script for Season 4 of The Walking…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 21, 2014
- 56
Steals
Dyson Sucks Up Steals
gets a nice short-term spike in value with the injury to Royals center fielder . Dyson had been placed on the bereavement list heading into…
- Mike
- April 21, 2014
- 27
DraftKings
DraftKings – Monday April 21, 2014 Candy Hangover
Did a little bunny hop around your yard this weekend and leave you brown little nuggets of joy? Well, since we are in the business…
- thereason
- April 21, 2014
- 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Mets Go From JV To Junior Farnsity
Terry Collins announced a change at the top of Mets bullpen system on the down, would concede the job to . Valverde handed him the…
- Grey
- April 21, 2014
- 785
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: It’s a Beautiful Day For a Roster Resurrection
Happy Easter, festive heathen Razzaholics. You look so cute in your Easter bonnet. Have one of these Cadbury eggs I injected with Makers Mark, all…
- The Guru
- April 20, 2014
- 148
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week: Aoki Smurf is the Bomb
They say the more things change, the more they stay the same. This might actually apply here for my column name change. Last year, Sky…
- J-FOH
- April 20, 2014
- 36
DraftKings
DraftKings – Stanton Lights Up Easter Sunday
($5,800) is locked in to start the season, hitting .329 with six homers and 26 runs batted in. He’s taking his walks as well, but…
- Mike
- April 20, 2014
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 3
2013 was supposed to be a breakout year for Trevor Story, who was coming off of an exciting 2012 campaign at Low-A Asheville where hit…
- Scott Evans
- April 20, 2014
- 98
Two Start Starters
Two-Startapalooza — Week 4
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Before a big test, my high school…
- Pete Nice
- April 19, 2014
- 63
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Simon Says Pick Up Alfredo
"I know it was you, Alfredo, you broke my heart--because I should have picked you up yesterday. You're nothing to me now. Not a brother,…
- Dan Pants
- April 19, 2014
- 146
DraftKings
DraftKings – Squirrels, Yahtzee and History
While I would love for you top just give me all your money and draft your daily team over at DraftKings, I can not in…
- Smokey
- April 19, 2014
- 21
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Fake Plastic Dee
Everything comes back to your league’s settings. If steals have a decent amount of weight and you can’t punt them, then you might have to…
- Tom Jacks
- April 19, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buy Myers With Zest As He’s No Lemon
I remember distinctly the day Will Clark retired. I just got home from a Winter Solstice Pageant. I was only 12 years old at the…
- Grey
- April 18, 2014
- 806
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: WIN NO(utfielders)W
I’m all about the win-now. This means I will rarely own a top prospect, because I’ll trade them for short term MLB value and/or I…
- Dano
- April 18, 2014
- 3
DraftKings
DraftKings – Top O’ The Morneau To You
So I've been leading with pitchers all the time. That shizz is seriously gonna get boring fast. And believe me, I've been married for basically…
- Sky
- April 18, 2014
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
K-Zar Danny The Not-So-Great
This should go down easier than 's last start, but it's still not going to be that easy to digest. You have a Tums handy?…
- Grey
- April 18, 2014
- 480
Closers
Closer Report
So, everyone can give a complete exhale that two save-category standard bearers were not shut down with shoulder problems. and both threw bullpens yesterday, and are…
- Smokey
- April 17, 2014
- 92
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Why Stephen Strasburg’s Career Will Personify “Waterworld”
"I've had a vision so great, as it came to me I wept." Greetings! Tis I, Tehol Beddict, and last night I witnessed grasping his…
- LT Murray IV
- April 17, 2014
- 114
DraftKings
DraftKings – I’m Gung Ho for Yunel
I'm sitting here with the 80's classic Gung Ho on the TV. Directed by Ron Howard and starring Michael Keaton and Long Duck Dong, it…
- J-FOH
- April 17, 2014
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cueto The Red Thwarts Pirate Offense
As they say in a Jewelery District of any major city, pitched a gem. Well, any major city except Detroit. There they call a gem,…
- Grey
- April 17, 2014
- 662
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Discuss Hot And Cold Starts And Baloney
On today's podcast, Nick recounts the ups and downs of his journey across 'Murica. If Nick was doing this journey to collect a Publisher's Clearinghouse…
- Grey
- April 16, 2014
- 336
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings — Week 3
Ranking prospects for fantasy purposes is a tricky exercise. The variables involved are constantly in flux — talent emerges, talent regresses… opportunity comes, opportunity goes……
- Scott Evans
- April 16, 2014
- 107
DraftKings
DraftKings – With Plenty of Money and Yu
Not a bad week for your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru as we cashed in on 15 of 20 contests we entered increasing our bankroll and getting us…
- The Guru
- April 16, 2014
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Springer Time For Houston And Fantasy
The Houston Astros who crawled through a river of shizz and came out clean on the other side. The entire organization looks up in the…
- Grey
- April 16, 2014
- 550
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 3: I Injured My Quad Typing This
Just kidding. I actually had Tommy John surgery while typing this. Because all the kids are doing it nowadays. It's so hip, Von Miller went to…
- Jay
- April 15, 2014
- 60
DraftKings
DraftKings – Yordano Your Luck? Grab Some Moobs and Hit the Sweet Spot!
So you’re down to the last few nickels of your first buy-in this year. You’re pinching pennies—drinking Olympia and thinning out your Cup O Noodles…
- Schlurricane
- April 15, 2014
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Homer Bailey Makes Post Titles Too Easy
He's just lucky his name isn't Kicked-In Nuts Bailey. If you turned a paper into your English prof and named the homer-prone pitcher, , your…
- Grey
- April 15, 2014
- 785
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: Ross (Maybe?) Can
"What's it short for? Ya know, like Rosstopher?" "Just Ross!" I had cautious optimism heading into the year for , and he looked pretty wild…
- JB Gilpin
- April 14, 2014
- 124
NEWS
Ambulance Chasers: Pitchers-a-Plenty
Unless you followed the career of boxer Brandon Burke, or are a connoisseur of German speed porn, you're probably not used to seeing this many…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 14, 2014
- 40
Steals
Wong Place, Right Time For Steals
has received the Grey seal of approval from the BUY column, but I'd like to take a minute to talk about his wheels, considering he's…
- Mike
- April 14, 2014
- 52
DraftKings
DraftKings: Just Another Manic Monday, April 14 2014
Just because it is Monday does not mean you can't be happy right? What will make you happy you ask? How about going to bed…
- thereason
- April 14, 2014
- 4
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Ryans & Thumbs Like Mayans & Prophecies: Busted
should just join a kickball league. His upper stuff doesn't work right. He's got a bad case of waist-up-is-not-up-to-snuff-is. He should tent his entire body,…
- Grey
- April 14, 2014
- 809
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Welcome to Terminus, It’s a Fantasy Apocalypse
My fantasy roster is like Rick and his Walking Dead gang, just waiting around to be fattened up for the slaughter in that train car.…
- The Guru
- April 13, 2014
- 177
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: The Byrdman Cometh!
This is a tough one for me this week. I just attended a funeral the other day for the death of 's 2014 season. We…
- J-FOH
- April 13, 2014
- 53
DraftKings
DraftKings: Max Out On Scherzer
Raise your hand if you got burned by 's last two starts. If you detect a touch of Old Spice deodorant and bitterness that's because…
- Mike
- April 13, 2014
- 31
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 2
The early stages of the MiLB season have brought loads of speculation with regard to and , and which prospect the Cardinals will summon to…
- Scott Evans
- April 13, 2014
- 73
