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Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Down On The Farm: Vogelbach the Jelly Donut of Swat!
It's Father's Day, and as a father of three, there's nothing I'd rather do than ignore my children for a few hours in order to…
- Geoff
- June 19, 2016
- 75
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Two-Start Pitchers, Week 12: No Worries For Nola
Fantasy owners can be fickle. Can we not? Fickle as a pickle. Hang on... Sorry, had to get the computer back from my grandmother. While…
- M@
- June 18, 2016
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
My Cherie Almora
went 3-for-4 with 2 RBI Friday night and the rookie outfielder has now hit safely in his past three games and is slashing .429/.455/.619 since his call up…
- Dan Pants
- June 18, 2016
- 57
DraftKings
DraftKings: Crazy Eyes
It's June! That means Orange Is the New Black is back and Max Scherzer is dominating batters. If you haven't seen the show, don't worry.…
- Gern Blanston
- June 18, 2016
- 0
Closers
Closer Report, Week 11 – Perkins? Should Have Went to Shoney’s
The save buffet line in Minnesota is becoming a tiresome "wait-and-see who gets the chance today". We all sit there and wait to own all…
- Smokey
- June 18, 2016
- 36
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Your Opponent May Scream When You Buy Tim
You have Eugenio Suarez as your middle infielder and are growing bored, so you check out The Replacements, and there's so many possibilities. Anything you…
- Grey
- June 17, 2016
- 535
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Get The Luck Outta Here
Have I mentioned how much I dislike standard issue head to head points leagues. I think I rambled a bit about the topic back in…
- malamoney
- June 17, 2016
- 39
DraftKings
DraftKings: A Phillies-ophical Question
Alright everyone, get ready. It's time to hole yourself up inside your house even when it's sunny and think long and deep thoughts about things…
- Sky
- June 17, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
That’s Why The J.D. Needs A Clamp
Just Damn. Just Doh. Just Don't-tell-me-he's-out-for-the-year. Just Depression. Just Difficulty-feeling-happiness. Just Dis-stress-is-stressing-me-out. Just D-negative-words-in-the-thesaurus. Just Dissolvent. Just Did-you-say-dissolvent? Just Don't-stop-hugging-me-with-your-eyes-Ted-I-can't-be-alone-right-now. A fractured elbow for J.D.…
- Grey
- June 17, 2016
- 466
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Bear Or Bull: The Straw That Broke The Hamels’ Back
Over the past decade, Cole Hamels has been one of the best pitchers in Major League Baseball. Many of his key statistics, such as strikeout…
- Big Magoo
- June 16, 2016
- 40
Razzball Elite League
2016 REL Dynasty League Update: Week 11
The REL post is back, and we've got a team streaking! Unfortunately they're streaking in Canada, which is only safe for nudity 1-2 months out…
- JB Gilpin
- June 16, 2016
- 14
DraftKings
DraftKings: Miggy and His Clone
When J.D. Martinez really began hitting well for the Tigers, there was a lot of fishing around for where the production came from. He was…
- wheyen3
- June 16, 2016
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Rays Drew A Smyly Face On A 12 K Box Score
Oh my God, Drew Smyly is more like Smyly Corleone. Every time you think you're out, he pulls you right back in. Fredo, you went…
- Grey
- June 16, 2016
- 621
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Top 25 Fantasy Baseball Prospects for 2016
So here we are more or less half way through the minor league season, Super Two has come and gone, and we wait for those…
- Geoff
- June 15, 2016
- 118
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Selling Ice To An Eskimo
A good salesman can sell ice to an eskimo. Notice I did not say honest salesman. I also said salesman instead of salesperson. Hopefully that…
- malamoney
- June 15, 2016
- 22
2023 Fantasy Baseball
No Whammies! Week 11: Sing Along Time
My baller has a first name, it's W-I-L. My baller has a second name, it's M-Y-E-R-S. Oh I love to watch him everyday, and if…
- Son
- June 15, 2016
- 4
DraftKings
DraftKings: Mile High Reverse Splits
No, this is not a cheerleading move that requires an upside down split at the top of a human pyramid or some new fangled dessert…
- MattTruss
- June 15, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Papel Schism With Intercostal Church
Jonathan Papelbon hit the DL and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Though, I'm using the archaic definition of nicer. An adjective which was once…
- Grey
- June 15, 2016
- 507
2023 Fantasy Baseball
One Man’s Trash: Profar, So Good… So What!
Megadeth is one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time. The group, which was formed and fronted by lead vocalist/guitarist (and Metallica castoff)…
- Big Magoo
- June 14, 2016
- 63
Our Leagues
RCL Update: The Week That Was, Week 10
You can cram this week’s recap up your cram hole! There I said it. There’s no burying the lede this week. Last year’s champ is…
- MattTruss
- June 14, 2016
- 18
DraftKings
DraftKings: Split It (Danny), Split It Real Good
Splits are a real thing in baseball. Everyone knows that. There are players that get paid to strictly get out left-handed hitters. There are right-handed…
- AskRotoBaseball
- June 14, 2016
- 0
All Podcasts
Podcast: “That Sounded Like A Grey Tantrum”
Jam-packed! Special edition! New segment! Cliche free! Well, this Podcast write-up surely isn't cliche free, but we have an awesome podcast this morning! Our prospect…
- JB Gilpin
- June 14, 2016
- 57
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Addressing The Giancarlo In The Room
Aw, man, now we're left with the ominous team updates of "Giancarlo Stanton is not in lineup, no other news available." I think I need to have…
- Grey
- June 14, 2016
- 612
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Bases Fulmer …And The Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 11
Bases haven't been nearly full at all in Michael Fulmer's starts this past month! After a rocky beginning to his Major League career, Fulmer has…
- JB Gilpin
- June 13, 2016
- 145
Creeper of the Week
Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth, Werth! …And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 11
Listen, I love a good gif. More than most. But if I put the gif of Rhianna singing, nay, dancing in her music video for…
- M@
- June 13, 2016
- 50
Steals
SAGNOF Report: Steals, The Tinder Of Fantasy
It is more simple then just correlating the "every stolen base is essential" represents a swipe to the right. It goes farther the that, for…
- Smokey
- June 13, 2016
- 9
DraftKings
DraftKings: All I Do Is Wei-Yin, Wei-Yin, Wei-Yin, No Matter What
I'll admit Wei-Yin and Win might be a bit of a stretch, but I've got winning on my mind and all of us grinders just…
- Teddy Heater
- June 13, 2016
- 6
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Estevez In Young Guns 3: Me & Hobbly McGee
Jake McGee hit the DL with a sprained MCL. Damn, 1150 was a very bad year for him. Wait, a new closer that no one owns…
- Grey
- June 13, 2016
- 603
This Week in Razzball
This Week in Razz, Week 10
Ten weeks of the baseball season are in the books. Ten weeks! The craziness at the top of our Player Rater is remarkable being over…
- Viz
- June 12, 2016
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Two-Start Pitchers, Week 11: Stroman My Pain
One of the greatest artists of the last twenty years has essentially been missing from the music scene for the last decade. In the mid-to-late…
- M@
- June 12, 2016
- 16
DraftKings
DraftKings: Gas Cans Galore
Hello everyone, and welcome to Sunday! After a week off in which I studied game film of the 2003 Grey Cup QF's (single greatest game…
- Zach
- June 12, 2016
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
2016 MLB Draft: It Happened, No Really!!!!
So it happened.... What????? The 2016 MLB Draft stoopid! I mean I am Ralph Lifshitz Prospector Esquire, and what else would I be talking about…
- Geoff
- June 12, 2016
- 79
OPS Leagues
OPS Leaguers Unite! So Much Drama In The LBC
So now I’m an official Long Beach resident I figure I have to do two things: One, change my Logo; the second was trying to…
- Phil B.
- June 11, 2016
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jesus, Mary And Tommy Joseph
continued his early success last night going 2-for-4, with two home runs, and four RBI. I felt it was appropriate to go with the biblical headline because…
- Dan Pants
- June 11, 2016
- 86
DraftKings
DraftKings: Matt, the Maker of K’s
He's not just good for making shoes! Matt Shoemaker has been making batters look silly. His swinging strike % is at an all-time high of…
- Gern Blanston
- June 11, 2016
- 1
Closers
Bullpen Report, Week 10 – Dellin The H, The Nonaddictive Kind… Sorta
is basically the fat of the fantasy set-up world. The goods are there, it just takes time and some settling before we all realize it…
- Smokey
- June 11, 2016
- 34
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Oh Yeah! Buy Duff, Man!
Wikipedia says groupthink is, "A psychological phenomenon that occurs within a group of people in which the desire for harmony or conformity in the group…
- Grey
- June 10, 2016
- 596
2023 Fantasy Baseball
Disgraces And Delights: The Longo Cometh
Greetings! Back at it again with the fresh Disgrace/Delight posts. Naaaaaaasty! We are here, my goodmen, to discuss the downfalls and risings of some of…
- LT Murray IV
- June 10, 2016
- 31
Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues
Points Leagues, Insert Witty Title Here
Before anyone accuses me of forgetting to replace the title of this post, slow your roll. That is the title. You don't like it? Guess who…
- malamoney
- June 10, 2016
- 1
DraftKings
DraftKings: Aces Full Of Sevens
There’s a trio of aces going tonight and it’s really picking your own poison as to which of them you choose (Kershaw, Strasburg, Sale). I…
- MattTruss
- June 10, 2016
- 5
