As an attorney, I spend most of my days writing. So what do I want to do when I get home? Write more, of course.…
It’s probably time to acknowledge that Arizona is good at this baseball thing. I’m not saying they’re perfect, but they are kind of proving they…
Guess what, snitches? We're done with the fantasy baseball rookies and onto the 2020 fantasy baseball sleepers! Can I get a what-WHAT?! No, the 2nd…
All the hard work is finally culminating after countless all-nighters at Razzball Headquarters scheduling inspiration sessions and using interns as footrests while watching The O.C. …
Even after harvesting the farm to add star-level MLB bats (Marcell Ozuna and Paul Goldschmidt) each of the last two off-seasons, the Cardinals’ system remains…
For my last two articles, I highlighted two guys who made pretty big impacts in 2019. For this article, I’m going to be looking at…
I will first quote Prospector Itch about Carter Kieboom because I think he's right on, "Kieboom won’t dislodge Trea Turner from shortstop but could wind up a…
Here's what I said in the top 100 starters last year, "Here’s what Prospector Mike said this offseason, “This is a touted arm, but one…
Hey, I'm kinda jonesing to draft early this year. Not sure why, maybe because Donkey Teeth and I won cash at the NFBC Postseason Contest…
The baseball Pirates could learn a thing or two from real pirates. Some tips from the Pirate-code Handbook: Wear one eye patch—not two Find treasure …
Don't think I've ever done a joint post before like this, which is not to say I'm smoking a joint while I write this. Brucely,…
Giving you a little looksie behind the curtain at Razzball HQ, where I'm not wearing pants and have had multiple lawsuits levied against me, I…
“Let’s hope there’s beer.” This quote can be attributed to multiple sources: Humans traveling toward a gathering of humans Especially me on the way to…
After a slight breakout in 2016, where he posted a 143 wRC+ in the FSL, Aristides Aquino was one of the most popular under the…
True or false, the best thing about Brendan McKay is he sounds like what a dad in the 1990's would've called two different characters on…
Two Orioles for the fantasy baseball rookies series and Grey plants his flag in the Shizzville district of Camden Town. I'm someone sad like Morrissey…
Whatever we each believe about politics, whatever we’re rooting for in Impeachment Fest 2019, we can probably agree things aren’t ideal right now in America. …
"Hey, Bud Black, do you see Sam Hilliard being called up to start the 2020 season?" "He has to earn it." "Right, right, of course.…
White Sox have their arm around Yolmer Sanchez's shoulder as they walk him out of a diner in New Jersey. Yolmer's glances are furtive, one…
Cubs affiliates spent 2019 enjoying the most minor league talent they’ve seen in a while—a welcome sign for a fan base whose dynasty dreams have…
After a strong performance in 2017, Dustin May truly broke out as a top pitching prospect in 2018, where he added a few MPH of…
Back in high school I remember there was a kid in my class who sported an iron-on patch on his backpack. The patch read, "Pornography…
Here's what I wrote earlier this year, "From the journal of Jim Morrison, he wrote about an encounter he had with lizard wearing a crown…
One problem with evaluating Phillies prospects is reading. Sorry, Reading, the AA level, is one of the issues. Double A is typically the preferred level…
I usually don't Mr. Bungle things as badly as I Mr. Bungled Ryan Mountcastle this past year and for the first time I need to…
Seth Brown's minor league stats last year: *fracks fifteen hundred miles into the earth's core, hikes down into the deepest, darkest cavern that my needless…
I’ve been estimating the time of arrival for every prospect in these team previews, but I’m not sure that adds much value in this case.…
In Double-A in eighteen after twenty, Nick Solak put up a 19/21/.282 season in 126 games like en bee dee, and would've likely been called…
I must admit my brain is slightly damaged because I see that Dylan Carlson plays for the Cardinals and I think of Harrison Bader and thank…
My wife thinks I worry too much. It’s a fair criticism manifesting itself more plainly each day with our daughter. She’s a bit older than…
Something I didn't mention the other day in my Luis Robert fantasy when I was going on about how Luis Robert was my number one…
In the hot, steamy sweat of August, while the summer was bumping its uglies against us without our permission, Gavin Lux looked like the best…
Thanks to years of top-left acculturation, I planned to write about the NL East first, so it’s pure chance that we’re looking at the Washington…
Ayo whaddup it’s ya boy Grey Albright aka the Fantasy Master Lothario aka The Guy Who Eats Takis Every Day aka The Guy Who Cool…
So, how’s everyone holding up without baseball every day? I don’t know what to do with myself! Yesterday I wandered into a Starbucks and told…
The Miami Marlins are a baseball team. I mean the sport they play is recognizably baseball. Other than that, there isn’t a lot of certainty…
All the final 2019 fantasy baseball rankings for hitters are done. For those that skipped today’s title, this starts the top 20 starters for 2019 fantasy baseball. This is…
With the top 40 outfielders for 2019 fantasy baseball, we’ve finished all the hitter recaps. We meaning me, but I’ll include you. No, that’s not a…
If you’re a fan of a baseball team, chances are good at least one of your team’s coaches got fired this week. Maybe even the…
Went over the catchers, 1st basemen, 2nd basemen and shortstops and top 20 3rd basemen for 2019 fantasy baseball. Guess what’s next! No, not pitchers. Read the title, man. In 2010, there…