Bubba….just killed a man (with his fastball)
Put a fastball against his head, pulled the trigger, now he’s dead!
Bubba….ooh weeee oooh, life had just begun
But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away (passed ball, passed ball)
Bubba!!! OOH…didn’t mean to make you cry (by dropping you for Charlie Morton because I needed a streamer)
If I’m not back again on waivers to pick you up by your call-up date tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters (for 50% of my teams are dead in the water as we head into the last month)
BUBBA BIA BUBBA BIA! Please, blog, may I have some more?