*nudges the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell, and it doesn’t move* “Oh my God, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell is dead!”
Drowsily, the Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell wakes on the couch, “I’m not dead, you idiot. I’m hungover. Could you please stop screaming?”
“Woo hoo! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Happy Opening Week! I couldn’t be happier to finally be writing about actual games that are happening after a long offseason of drafting. Well, I could be happier if Jared Jones and Shane McClanahan weren’t injured, but gotta keep moving forward, no? Please, blog, may I have some more?
The winner of Day 1s 100K contest on DK ($555 entry) had a lineup with a 5/3 construction, meaning 5 players from one team (STL) and 3 from another (SD). The plays were certainly low owned, but neither of the teams really had outstanding games. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Enters passcode to lock door and metal bars snap into place. The counter above the door counts down to when the door will automatically reopen, which is six months from now. Cranks rope, lowering dumb waiter with my La Croix Summer Berry seltzer, while sitting in a bean bag that is outfitted in Giancarlo Stanton’s jersey. Please, blog, may I have some more?
India isn’t a place where American companies look to manufacture products. Rather, it became a haven for the service economy, especially for call centers. Recently, though, a plethora of office parks have been built in India by US companies for high-paying, skilled jobs in all genres of work. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Major League Baseball has now played two of its 2,430 games this season with the Tokyo Series complete, which means all we really have are Spring Training stats to evaluate who we need for our fantasy baseball squads. With Opening Day upon us, who has been some of the more interesting risers and fallers? Please, blog, may I have some more?
When this article drops, it will be my Christmas Day – the real, MLB opening day. OK, so this year, we call it the “domestic” opening day, but whatever. This is when baseball officially starts back for everyone, and it’s beautiful. Please, blog, may I have some more?
In our 85th episode, Mike Couillard and Jeremy Brewer open by sharing their excitement for Opening Day before diving into transactions that are impacting our fantasy teams, including the promotions of Cam Smith and Kristian Campbell. Then we overview the latest and greatest baseball card release from Topps, 2024 Heritage High Number, which hit shelves on March 26. Please, blog, may I have some more?
Baseball, like a flower, blooms in the spring. They also share equally effusive PR people. Just the other day I read about how a petunia’s branches gained 15 pounds and was in the best shape of its life. Sure, it’s always good to look at spring training numbers to give you an idea what you can expect from guys during the season — can I draft Curtis Mead again?! Please, blog, may I have some more?
Astros OF Cam Smith has officially made the opening day roster after a slow speculative leak broke that news across a couple days. Wasn’t rocket surgery. Smith is making the Houston brass look pretty good given the context, and he’s earned it on the field. Fun story to follow. I suppose there’s a chance he can slump his way back to the minors, but I’m betting against that, envisioning something like .265 with 25-ish home runs.
What’s poppin’, Razzpimples?
Sorry for my lil hiatus, folks. Went on a lovely little vacation to the Big Island of Hawaii. Kinda sucks to be back in Arkansas after that little slice of paradise. Picture perfect weather every day of the week there, basically. Please, blog, may I have some more?