This is the 2nd title this week referencing Willy Wonka, first being this week's podcast.  It's a gee-dee Gene Wilder renaissance up in here (up in here)!  I miss Gene Wilder, taken way too soon from us.  Oh, he's not dead.  He just stopped being funny a'la Dan Aykroyd.  (By the way, Aykroyd is a good ten to twenty years younger than you think he is.  64?!  I thought he was 64 in Driving Miss Daisy.)  I'm thankful for Thomas Middleditch replacing Gene Wilder.  If you have no idea who that is, it's the lead character on Silicon Valley, who is a dead ringer for a young and still alive Gene Wilder.  With all of this Wonka talk, tell me you can look at David Dahl in his purple uniform and not hear in your head, "Violet, you're turning violet."  Or look at the trough you pee in at the next baseball game and tell me you don't hear, "What a disgusting, dirty river!  Industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka:  it's polluted."  Only to realize it's not poop, but chocolate.  Wait, it's not chocolate, is it?  Well, if you want to view paradise, simply look around at David Dahl's stats and view it.  There's nothing to it.  Anything he wants to do, he can do it.  There's no players I know to compare to a pure 30/30 player like David Dahl.  Oompa Loompa doopie-what-can-Rockies'-Dahl-do?   That's another puzzle I have for you.  He can hit for power, steal bases and likely platoon on the strong side of the left field platoon, unless the Rockies trade CarGo or Blackmon.  Anything, that's what Dahl can do.  Want to change the world?  There's nothing to it.  Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball: