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DraftKings

DraftKings – Miggy, Tulo and Trout, Yu Look Mahvelous!

Happy Hump Day, my Razzballin' degenerates. I just did that in my best commercial camel voice and GEICO owes me 27 cents. It’s back to…

  • The Guru
  • June 11, 2014
  • 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

The Royal Hosmer Bombs

Hold onto your Taco Bell-made Doritos hat because yesterday hit a homer. Sung like J.J. Fad, "The S is for super, the Homer is for…

  • Grey
  • June 11, 2014
  • 714
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

One Man’s Trash: Ready And Willingham

I will admit I'm a bit of an ageist when it comes to my fantasy baseball teams. I'll gravitate towards the Christian Yelichs and steer…

  • Mike
  • June 10, 2014
  • 69
Razzball Commenters League

RCL Update, Week 11: Nelson Cruz, Your Player Rater Darling… I Just… I Don’t Know Anymore

So if you hadn't noticed, has been occupying the top spot (until yesterday) on our Player Rater for quite a while now. For the season,…

  • Jay
  • June 10, 2014
  • 33
Deep Leagues

Deep Impact: AA Dynasty League Warm Bodies with “IBS”

…And by "IBS", I don’t mean irritable bowel syndrome. In this context, I mean BABIP verified by ISO and Spd scores. Two things induce my real…

  • Dano
  • June 10, 2014
  • 4
DraftKings

DraftKings – Earth to Verlander, A Lefty is Vidal

It’s been pretty well written about that a top tier starter is the way to go in Draftkings. There’s some really, really, really, really nice,…

  • Schlurricane
  • June 10, 2014
  • 9
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

One Lonnie, Two Lonnie, Three Lonnie Homers

Yesterday, went 0-for-5 with 1 RBI. He could've hit six homers yesterday and still only had one RBI, because the guy in front of him…

  • Grey
  • June 10, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Pitcher Profile: Jaime? Jaiyou!

Alert the trolls!  Plaster up the bulletins under the bridges!  Because I'm biased.  I hate the Cardinals.  They're just so good against my Brewers!  And yeah,…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 9, 2014
  • 136
NEWS

Ambulance Chasers, Week 11: Getting the Cole Shoulder

, one of the better young pitchers in the game, landed on the DL Sunday with "right shoulder fatigue".  What does this mean for the…

  • SethDaSportsMan
  • June 9, 2014
  • 21
Steals

Daniel-San Dominates The Dojo

I already went over my Danny Santana fantasy three weeks ago. But forget SAGNOF,  was an offensive machine this weekend! Leading off for the Twins on Saturday, the…

  • Mike
  • June 9, 2014
  • 20
DraftKings

DraftKings – Save Your Shekels

No, I don’t mean save your actual money – that should be used for DraftKings purposes. If you’re new to the game, don’t be scurred.…

  • BTXJ
  • June 9, 2014
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

The Game Of Throws Starring K’ing Felix

Yesterday, had the best game of the season for fantasy -- 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 15 Ks. F-Her was the best thing to…

  • Grey
  • June 9, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam It or Cram It: WillingJam or WillingCram?

With a quarter season of jamming and cramming behind us, it may be time to start taking some serious inventory. No, not a fearless moral…

  • The Guru
  • June 8, 2014
  • 125
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Lineup Maximizer: Kiermaier Has a Way

On Tuesday, the Gods befriended my plans, making the only effect of scattered thunderstorms in the New York area a simple hour rain delay in the…

  • paul
  • June 8, 2014
  • 16
Creeper of the Week

Creeper of the Week: Holt It Now, Hit It Hit It Hit It

I didn't think this was going to turn into my ode to the Beastie Boys this week, but as fate would have it, it did.…

  • J-FOH
  • June 8, 2014
  • 63
DraftKings

DraftKings: King On The Hill

($12,300) takes the mound against the Rays at the Trop today. He's an expensive but worthwhile starter against a team that hasn't exactly been an…

  • Mike
  • June 8, 2014
  • 35
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments — Week 10

For those who missed it, we took a brief look at a handful of draft prospects earlier in the week, highlighting players who, by my…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 8, 2014
  • 78
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza: Week 11

As always, probable pitchers are subject to change.  For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. What do you think the Stream-O-Nator looks…

  • Pete Nice
  • June 7, 2014
  • 48
DraftKings

DraftKings – Saturday’s Pitching Party Ain’t No Sausage-Fest

I think any one of us that spent their 20's seeking inebriation and adventure had to deal with their share of Sausagefests. You know the…

  • Geoff
  • June 7, 2014
  • 12
Daily Notes

Marcus Stroman Handles Cards

It seems like nothing can go wrong for the Blue Jays right now. They've won six in a row and eight of their last ten…

  • Dan Pants
  • June 7, 2014
  • 158
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Getting STATy With It: Chris Sale and 2.5 No Hitters

is a monster. Before the season, Jay(Wrong) gathered and tallied the 2014 Official Razzball Picks. And I have to state, at this point, my choices are…

  • Dano
  • June 7, 2014
  • 18
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Nelsellope Cruz

Years ago, the movie industry left Mickey Rourke for dead. He couldn't get a job with anyone. His face looked like pot-holed road that a…

  • Grey
  • June 6, 2014
  • 870
All Podcasts

Razzball Radio Round-Up, Week 9

If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here's your recap. And don't forget, the podcasts (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all…

  • Nick The Podcast Host
  • June 6, 2014
  • 0
DraftKings

Points Leagues: The Dream Stream

Points leagues are crazy chicks. You could choose a regular girl who will provide what you expect. You can settle in, get married, and have…

  • Schlurricane
  • June 6, 2014
  • 4
DraftKings

DraftKings – Let’s Get Bedard’ed In Here

There was a strange time in history that some may not be aware of. It was a time when Fergie wasn't a household name and…

  • Sky
  • June 6, 2014
  • 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Khris Davis Will Make Your Homers Jump Jump

Cause you got a build up of wax in your eyes and haven't been digesting the non-verbal medicine I've been doling out about , he's…

  • Grey
  • June 6, 2014
  • 469
Closers

Bullpen Report

Everyone knows about the top prospects getting called up. The Singleton's, Tavares', and Springer's get all the pub, as they should.  Hitters that actually hit…

  • Smokey
  • June 5, 2014
  • 43
DraftKings

DraftKings – So Wacha’cha Wacha’cha Wacha’cha Want? (Wacha’cha Want?)

I get so funny with the money that you flauntI said where'd you get your information from huh?You think that you can front when revelation…

  • J-FOH
  • June 5, 2014
  • 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Precious CarGo HanDLed With Care

You make plans, and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord laughs. I believe that is how the saying goes. Yesterday, succumbed to his time-honored tradition of hitting…

  • Grey
  • June 5, 2014
  • 870
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Lineup Maximizer: Stop Dickerson Around

I said in my last post I wanted to start off my articles with small discussions about this common game we play that bonds us. The…

  • paul
  • June 4, 2014
  • 47
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Peepin’ Prospects: 2014 Draft Edition

A friend of mine has this morbid fascination with the demise of Major League Baseball through TV ratings, and what's most bizarre about his complex is…

  • Scott Evans
  • June 4, 2014
  • 68
DraftKings

DraftKings – Josh Dongaldson Is The Bringer Of Rain

As I look over my rosters for the year on DraftKings, the team I’ve won the most cash with is the Oakland A’s. The combination…

  • The Guru
  • June 4, 2014
  • 44
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Myers Wrist Fractures Under The Stress Of Sucking

was diagnosed with a stress fracture in his hand. Experts are saying, "Guess you shouldn't have drafted him!" Those are experts in schadenfreude. Other experts…

  • Grey
  • June 4, 2014
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

One Man’s Trash: Your Khris Is On My List

That BTXJ is one smart fella. Last week, he predicted (+60%) would be this week's biggest add and he would have had it locked down…

  • Mike
  • June 3, 2014
  • 98
Razzball Commenters League

RCL Update, Week 10: Trade Me All The Players

Looking for the Razzball Podcast? TOO BAD! It’s now Razzball Radio, and you can check out all the episodes here! Welcome to another weekly recap of your…

  • Jay
  • June 3, 2014
  • 27
DraftKings

DraftKings – A Young Stud Archer With Precision Longshots

A shameful start to the season will not be the result of a promising career and 2014 for . Yes, we all thought he would…

  • Schlurricane
  • June 3, 2014
  • 15
Deep Leagues

Deep Impact: Dynasty League Warm Bodies

On Razzball Radio last week, where you finally got to see my perfectly circumferenced face, that looks like almost any chubby latino catcher that you…

  • Dano
  • June 3, 2014
  • 26
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jon Singletonz ‘n The Houston

"All this time, I had a dead possum on my head and I didn't even realize it." That was overheard recently by Selig. There should…

  • Grey
  • June 3, 2014
  • 999
Fantasy Baseball Rankings

Pitcher Profile: The Elias Sports Adjustment Bureau

Did anyone actually see that The Adjustment Bureau movie?  I only remember the trailer, but I imagine a lot of those dudes in bowler hats…

  • JB Gilpin
  • June 2, 2014
  • 111
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Ambulance Chasers, Week 10: Yanking On My Heartstrings

Hate on me all you want, but I've been a full-fledged, die-hard New York Yankees fan since birth. [Jay's Note: Could be worse... you could…

  • SethDaSportsMan
  • June 2, 2014
  • 43