Happy Hump Day, my Razzballin' degenerates. I just did that in my best commercial camel voice and GEICO owes me 27 cents. It’s back to…
Hold onto your Taco Bell-made Doritos hat because yesterday hit a homer. Sung like J.J. Fad, "The S is for super, the Homer is for…
I will admit I'm a bit of an ageist when it comes to my fantasy baseball teams. I'll gravitate towards the Christian Yelichs and steer…
So if you hadn't noticed, has been occupying the top spot (until yesterday) on our Player Rater for quite a while now. For the season,…
…And by "IBS", I don’t mean irritable bowel syndrome. In this context, I mean BABIP verified by ISO and Spd scores. Two things induce my real…
It’s been pretty well written about that a top tier starter is the way to go in Draftkings. There’s some really, really, really, really nice,…
Yesterday, went 0-for-5 with 1 RBI. He could've hit six homers yesterday and still only had one RBI, because the guy in front of him…
Alert the trolls! Plaster up the bulletins under the bridges! Because I'm biased. I hate the Cardinals. They're just so good against my Brewers! And yeah,…
, one of the better young pitchers in the game, landed on the DL Sunday with "right shoulder fatigue". What does this mean for the…
I already went over my Danny Santana fantasy three weeks ago. But forget SAGNOF, was an offensive machine this weekend! Leading off for the Twins on Saturday, the…
No, I don’t mean save your actual money – that should be used for DraftKings purposes. If you’re new to the game, don’t be scurred.…
Yesterday, had the best game of the season for fantasy -- 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 15 Ks. F-Her was the best thing to…
With a quarter season of jamming and cramming behind us, it may be time to start taking some serious inventory. No, not a fearless moral…
On Tuesday, the Gods befriended my plans, making the only effect of scattered thunderstorms in the New York area a simple hour rain delay in the…
I didn't think this was going to turn into my ode to the Beastie Boys this week, but as fate would have it, it did.…
($12,300) takes the mound against the Rays at the Trop today. He's an expensive but worthwhile starter against a team that hasn't exactly been an…
For those who missed it, we took a brief look at a handful of draft prospects earlier in the week, highlighting players who, by my…
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. What do you think the Stream-O-Nator looks…
I think any one of us that spent their 20's seeking inebriation and adventure had to deal with their share of Sausagefests. You know the…
It seems like nothing can go wrong for the Blue Jays right now. They've won six in a row and eight of their last ten…
is a monster. Before the season, Jay(Wrong) gathered and tallied the 2014 Official Razzball Picks. And I have to state, at this point, my choices are…
Years ago, the movie industry left Mickey Rourke for dead. He couldn't get a job with anyone. His face looked like pot-holed road that a…
If you missed Razzball Radio this week, here's your recap. And don't forget, the podcasts (inside every video post) and the Daily Fantasy Hot Sheet (all…
Points leagues are crazy chicks. You could choose a regular girl who will provide what you expect. You can settle in, get married, and have…
There was a strange time in history that some may not be aware of. It was a time when Fergie wasn't a household name and…
Cause you got a build up of wax in your eyes and haven't been digesting the non-verbal medicine I've been doling out about , he's…
Everyone knows about the top prospects getting called up. The Singleton's, Tavares', and Springer's get all the pub, as they should. Hitters that actually hit…
I get so funny with the money that you flauntI said where'd you get your information from huh?You think that you can front when revelation…
You make plans, and the Fantasy Baseball Overlord laughs. I believe that is how the saying goes. Yesterday, succumbed to his time-honored tradition of hitting…
I said in my last post I wanted to start off my articles with small discussions about this common game we play that bonds us. The…
A friend of mine has this morbid fascination with the demise of Major League Baseball through TV ratings, and what's most bizarre about his complex is…
As I look over my rosters for the year on DraftKings, the team I’ve won the most cash with is the Oakland A’s. The combination…
was diagnosed with a stress fracture in his hand. Experts are saying, "Guess you shouldn't have drafted him!" Those are experts in schadenfreude. Other experts…
That BTXJ is one smart fella. Last week, he predicted (+60%) would be this week's biggest add and he would have had it locked down…
Looking for the Razzball Podcast? TOO BAD! It’s now Razzball Radio, and you can check out all the episodes here! Welcome to another weekly recap of your…
A shameful start to the season will not be the result of a promising career and 2014 for . Yes, we all thought he would…
On Razzball Radio last week, where you finally got to see my perfectly circumferenced face, that looks like almost any chubby latino catcher that you…
"All this time, I had a dead possum on my head and I didn't even realize it." That was overheard recently by Selig. There should…
Did anyone actually see that The Adjustment Bureau movie? I only remember the trailer, but I imagine a lot of those dudes in bowler hats…
Hate on me all you want, but I've been a full-fledged, die-hard New York Yankees fan since birth. [Jay's Note: Could be worse... you could…