You know an article is going to be really, really good when there are two colons in the title. Don't you wish you had two colons? Imagine how productive you'd be? Live every day like it's Fiber Friday, friends. No really -- apparently fiber lowers your cholesterol. You want to stick it to big pharma? Then coat that steak in Benefiber. Your cookout friends will never know!  Now, this double-coloned article is part of a series that's kind of new. I basically made up the idea on the spot when Razzeditor Truss was like, "Sell me the next Die Hard or we're trading you to RotoWire for an AI bot named Frankie FastFingers." And although that decision to keep me instead of the AI bot will likely lead to the economic collapse of Razzball, I'd like to say that my advice hasn't been all that awful. Let's recap some of our favorite add/drops and see how I'm doing in my new role. Also Marmos has been killing it as the new Top 100 Starters writer -- that man has passion and eventually he'll have Photoshop skills as well.