Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Wacha Wacha Is No Joke But Royals Get Last Laugh

by: Dan Pants

Kansas City Royals starting pitcher slash journeyman slash heartthrob Michael Wacha pitched a real gem Friday night going eight innings allowing just four hits and striking out ten Cleveland Guardians for his eighth win of the year. Don’t laugh, Fozzy, this is vintage Michael Wacha Wacha, the only thing funny here is that the Guards […]

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Corners Report: Stretch Run Tidbits

August 19, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 6 Comments

by: kelder

Apologies for last week to my many, many fans, it was a great week, though, and there really wasn’t time to put into this what it needs to be. I had thought to do ranks, but then thought “why?” How does that help people win their leagues? So let’s go into more guys whose struggles […]

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Brewers Are Back In The High Life Again With Seattle Supplying The Miller

August 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 118 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Kyle Harrison went 5 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 2.84, and pitched well enough as the Brewers laid it on thick, scoring 22 runzingas. But did you hear Kyle Harrison had five earned runs removed from his last start, due to a scoring error? That’s right, the scorer, who scores […]

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I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Comments

by: Grey

Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]

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Guardians Call Joe Ryan Their Home Run Derby Daddy

July 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 140 Comments

by: Grey

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” is a famous quote by Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now after he started Joe Ryan (4 IP, 8 ER, ERA at 3.38) in his fantasy league. Yeah, Robert Duvall was just sitting there on the river, scrolling on his iPhone and checking his fantasy team. Is […]

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Top Corner Combos Which Show How Few Good Combos Exist

July 15, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 3 Comments

by: kelder

Hope you guys are enjoying the break this week. Time to look at your teams, assess the damage, etc. For full disclosure, ya boy is 50 games up in a H2H, but drafting Vlad Guerrero Jr. in literally every league I’m in has killed me. I mean, 4th in my home roto leagues and 6th in […]

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Corners Report: Fourth Of July Six Pack

July 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 7 Comments

by: kelder

The Fourth of July and all its heat, loud parades, boring fireworks, and overpopulated spaces is now gone, as are likely at least a third of your fantasy league mates. Paying attention all season kinda guarantees a top half finish. Keep the grind, there’s always guys to pick up, stream, drop, etc. Josh Bell, for example, […]

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Points Leagues: Second Half Rankings

July 6, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 3 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

I put it off as long as I could. It’s not that I’m against rankings. I quite like reading them and using them. And I don’t have any problem doing them on a small-scale, position-by-position basis. But how the 5th best SS compares to the 13th best OF and the 9th best SP? How do […]

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You Dansby Serious?!?

July 1, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 203 Comments

by: Grey

Cubs got three touchdowns yesterday and a safety off the Padres. Speaking of which, our fantasy football content is beginning to start rocking and/or rolling, or maybe that’s rumbling and tumbling. Look at Grey pretending to know anything about football! Stop me if you’ve heard this before Dansby Swanson–stopped. Sorry, that’s it! Don’t say anymore! […]

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Red Sox Visit Cavalli Of Lost Souls

June 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Comments

by: Grey

Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]

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Swanson Opens Up A Hungry Man Dinner Vs Mets

June 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 197 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday Francisco Lindor (0-for-4) was activated from the IL for the 2nd game of the doubleheader. Not going to make a mountain out of this (I am). He’s missed two months. If you’re healthy enough to play in the 2nd game, then you’re healthy enough to play in the 1st game. This might be nothing […]

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