Let’s begin with a brief rundown of players who were dealt at the deadline. First the player, then a synopsis for how this will affect their fantasy value. Luis Garcia, Jr. was dealt to the Yankees. On first blush, a left-handed power bat in Yankee Stadium seems tailor-made, and he could well be that. […]
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Kyle Manzardo
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I’ll Adley Trade You Monday For A Prospect Burger Today
August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 207 Commentsby: Grey
Marlins have been rebuilding since the early 2000’s, but there was never a real feeling that they were trying. I can’t remember a time the Reds haven’t been rebuilding. But the Orioles? They’ve been rebuilding for what, 15 years? Okay, but they were supposed to be done rebuilding! They were sniffing glue on their prospects […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The title of this post is basically snapping the Twins in half. They are like, “Please, can I hide my face, I’ve been snapped in half.” Which face though, because if you get snapped in half you automatically get two faces. One top face, we’ll call it Face A. Then your 2nd half face, which […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Troy Melton The Face Off Orioles
July 28, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 162 Commentsby: Grey
I wanna talk about Troy Melton but first we have to acknowledge the Tigers scored 14 with the hitting stars being: Gleyber Torres (2-for-5, 5 RBIs and his 5th homer). I’m convinced Hinch saw that Gleyber used to bat at the top of the Yanks’ lineup — three years ago — and was like, “Welp, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Merrill Finally Gets The Jackson
July 22, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 133 Commentsby: Grey
Yesterday, Jackson Merrill went 2-for-4 with his 14th homer, 2nd homer in two games, four homers in four games. Okay, but what you really want to talk about is how Luis Rengifo homered — a tomato is thrown, and it connects — Bull’s eye to side of my head. Ow! What? Rengifo could do something–A […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Red Sox Visit Cavalli Of Lost Souls
June 30, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 212 Commentsby: Grey
Before yesterday’s start, I saw someone named Anthony Seigler hitting leadoff for the Red Sox, and I thought to myself, “Self, you green-eyed, handsome devil! Get him off your bench, you have to start Cade Cavalli. The Red Sox are not scary in Fenway with Seigler or whoever else they have.” Then I thought about […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? The Angels Look Fallen But They Have Moore In The Tank
June 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 92 Commentsby: Grey
Mike Trout hit the IL with a hamstring strain. Okay, I said it would happen after his 12th homer, and he has 17, so sue me for my Franklin Mint Civil War pewter chess set. It’s a family heirloom, you monsters! But take it! Leave me my Simpsons pewter chess board! Don’t take my Ned […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? There’s No Safer Bet Than Buying A Share Of Luis L.
June 12, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 241 Commentsby: Grey
A Muslim imam, a rabbi, and a priest are in a raft. They heard a tsunami was headed their way, so they went to sea because they’re hoping it’s a quicker death than having Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick or Blake Perkins as their fantasy outfielder. If only they heard Luis Lara just got paid and […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Bernie Brewer Slides Into A Giant Webb
June 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 172 Commentsby: Grey
Logan Webb finally returns to the ace pitcher you drafted. Or so you thought! Were you thinking that? I don’t know what you’re thinking. Hold on, let me mind meld with you. [pinches temples, wavy lines indicating I’m now inside your mind] I can now read your mind. You are thinking, “Me so dwunky on […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?One thing I want you to know about Noah Cameron is I loved him in the preseason. I wrote a Noah Cameron sleeper. That sorta love doesn’t just evaporate. I’m too invested for that. I’m like the guy who bought $5,000 worth of ButtCoin fifteen years ago, and is like, “I know, by now, it […]
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Williams, Gavin It All He’s Got
May 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 27 Commentsby: Dan Pants
There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Mariners are calling up Colt Emerson and I started screaming tridents up so loud I blacked out and hit my head. I woke up in the city of Atlantis. I said to the fish people, “Gggggrgggegggh.” And they said back to me, “Gggggrgggegggh.” How pleasant. I asked them if they had any thoughts on Colt […]
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