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Bullpen Report
Winning is defined differently through the annuls of our time. I mean Chuck Sheen uses it because winning is banging a gaggle of porn stars.…
- Smokey
- August 22, 2013
- 22
fantasy baseball keepers
Pitcher Keepers: Eggs Holland-aise with a Side of Sanchez, Mmm…
I hallucinated on Sunday night, and it was really disturbing. You see, the night before was the final night of my trip to the Jersey…
- Terse
- August 22, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
So That’s Why Jason Wore A Mask
All the time in Los Angeles I'll see older women who have had way too much plastic surgery. Trying to hold on to their youth.…
- Grey
- August 22, 2013
- 628
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Much To My Chacin
For the most part, there is general theme that I try to cover in this series. Usually, I like to concentrate on the heavily owned…
- Jay
- August 21, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: Javier Baez
Javier Baez | SS, Cubs | Born: 12/1/1992 I realize I've been a little Javier Baez-centric lately (see here and here), but I'm not going…
- Scott Evans
- August 21, 2013
- 24
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sweet Spot Friday
It's here! The $100,000 Sweet Spot is up this Friday (fact!) and we're ready to have a Razzballer take da paper! If you've won one…
- JB Gilpin
- August 21, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Blue Jay Outfield Jinxed By A Torontula
left yesterday's game as Jose hip got amiss and he hit the DL. In his place will be and , who's good friends with Jason…
- Grey
- August 21, 2013
- 495
OPS Leagues
Save Me, Juan Francisco
Can I assume that you’re still competitive in your league if you’re reading this article at this point in the year? Or are you simply…
- Tom Jacks
- August 20, 2013
- 40
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Play Fact Or Fiction
Said like Denzel from Training Day, "Chutes and Ladders ain't got nothing on us!" Nick decided to pore over stats like he pores over pornography…
- Grey
- August 20, 2013
- 347
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 20
Mauledbypandas closed to within 4-tenths of a point, but A Hill O’ Beans held on to the lead for the second straight week. With six…
- VinWins
- August 20, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Red Sox Pop A Xanderax
Finally, the Red Sox promoted Nomah's heir apparent -- Zandah Bogats! Johnny Pesky and Ted Williams's frozen head said, "Allaka Xander!" and poof a direct…
- Grey
- August 20, 2013
- 234
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Danny Salazar And The Curious Case Of Rookie Love
You know, picking your fantasy baseball pitchers is surprisingly a lot like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. At the beginning, you want the old…
- JB Gilpin
- August 19, 2013
- 26
NEWS
Billy Hamilton Watch, 2013
It's that time of year. With just a couple of weeks until rosters expand in September, it's time for players in re-draft leagues to start…
- Mike
- August 19, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Other Chris Davis Is Okhay
You don't have to only listen to Brewers games on the radio to be excited about Khris Davis. You also don't have to only be…
- Grey
- August 19, 2013
- 546
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Fantasy Depression is a Frustrating Mess
So, how’s your season? *connects hose to tailpipe* That good, huh? Well, the end is near my depressed Razzballin’ droogs. Some of us are prepared…
- The Guru
- August 18, 2013
- 73
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Ruf Ryders
And just like Lazarus, I've come back from the dead. Well not really from death. I was just on vacation but after being gone this…
- Sky
- August 18, 2013
- 53
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 20
For the past few seasons, Jose Abreu has been regarded as Cuba's best offensive talent. The 26-year-old slugger has spent the past decade playing pro…
- Scott Evans
- August 18, 2013
- 32
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Forever Young
Rod Stewart knows how to pick venues. Masterful choice. Hey now, somebody likes someone, or so says Marc Topkin, who, by-the-way, sounds like a X-Wing…
- Jay
- August 17, 2013
- 56
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 21
Did you guys see that Clint Eastwood movie, "Trouble with the Curve"? No? Yeah, me neither. It got a 52% on RottenTomatoes.com, which is pretty…
- Scott Evans
- August 17, 2013
- 65
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Offense Sagging? Buy A Belt!
Hey, how are you doing? Good/Bad? That's good/bad. This is a beautiful/ugly morning/afternoon/night we're having! What great/lousy weather. I love/hate this time of year! It's…
- Grey
- August 16, 2013
- 573
Points Leagues
Rappers and Baseball Player Comparisons: Beddict’s Legend Grows
Greetings ya'll! Tis I yet again, Tehol Beddict, legendary bull-fighter, master class stripper, fantasy sports champion, and the west coasts top male escort 3 years…
- LT Murray IV
- August 16, 2013
- 48
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cardinals Admit Their Love For Young Wongs
You know who's happiest about Kolten Wong being called up? The Vatican. Finally, something non-Catholic related will show up in search results when you Google…
- Grey
- August 16, 2013
- 288
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Closer Report
Blown saves suck, but thankfully for some, not all, that stat doesn't count. I mean it does affect you in some regard but 1 inning…
- Smokey
- August 15, 2013
- 26
OPS Leagues
Pitch Imperfect
I’ll admit that I rarely write about pitchers, which may not come as a surprise if you knew my long and troubled past. Many years…
- Tom Jacks
- August 15, 2013
- 19
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jim Johnson Saves The BS For Last
To misquote Lucinda Williams, "You don't have to prove your manhood to me constantly, ." Maybe prove it once in a while. Maybe once in…
- Grey
- August 15, 2013
- 659
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Run, It’s Zorilla!
We are reaching that time of the baseball season where this series offers more of a prospective look. What I mean by that is that…
- Jay
- August 14, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Prospect Power Rankings: Week 19
Right about now is when I expected to start hyping the arrival of Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez. The 26-year-old Cuban defector reportedly signed with the Phillies…
- Scott Evans
- August 14, 2013
- 69
DraftKings
DraftKings – Another Win Means Stepping Up From A Roadkill Dinner
Two top ten finishes in a row! You gotta stop letting me doubling up Razzball Nation! Now I can leave the roadkill rest in peace…
- JB Gilpin
- August 14, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You Get The MSG? Choice Chen Peking Late
WHO ARE YOU ?! I demand answers immediately. I know, yesterday was just against the Marlins, so we can write off the 7 IP, 0…
- Grey
- August 14, 2013
- 635
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Spencer Witte Stops By
Oh, him! Yeah, you've never heard of him. That's okay, we have and you should. Spencer is co-founder and CEO of Classic Baseball, LLC whose…
- Grey
- August 13, 2013
- 332
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 13
A Hill O’ Beans is back on top after a couple of weeks in 4th place, nudging MasterofGrond down to second. They hit .311 and…
- VinWins
- August 13, 2013
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Pirates Helped Lambo Make The Leap
Yesterday, the Pirates called up the Frozen Tundra, Andrew Lambo. The Pirates should trade Lambo to Milwaukee (Green Bay) for (arrr!). Or give Andrew a…
- Grey
- August 13, 2013
- 248
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Pitcher Profile: Martin Perez Dispenses of Astros Like A Pez Dispenser
Razzball Nation! The Pitcher Profile corner is back after an off-week of profiling. If you listen to the Razzball Baseball Contest, I was indeed in Oklahoma…
- JB Gilpin
- August 12, 2013
- 30
NEWS
Melvin Upton: Back and Running
is having one hell of a bad year and he recently hit bottom with an adductor injury that sidelined him through the All Star Break.…
- Mike
- August 12, 2013
- 9
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The King Offs Beers
is the pitcher to pitcher when you're facing more than one Brewer. *sips from frosty mug* Ah.... Almost as satisfying as a good porgasm, which…
- Grey
- August 12, 2013
- 637
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Smoak on the Roster
The 2013 Fantasy Baseball season is heading into its stretch run and the playoffs are right around the corner. My fair Razzballers, it seems like…
- The Guru
- August 11, 2013
- 78
Creeper of the Week
Creeper of the Week: The Incredible Tenable Venable
Your regular Creeper columnist, Sky, is taking the week off as things start to heat up over on the football side of things here at…
- Mike
- August 11, 2013
- 10
2013 Fantasy Baseball Draft
Fantasy Razzball Update: August 11
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- August 11, 2013
- 2
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 19
The White Sox traded to the Red Sox not long ago -- perhaps you remember it. The three-team swap sent Peavy to Boston, to Detroit,…
- Scott Evans
- August 11, 2013
- 62
Daily Notes
Rios, Texas Ranger
Fact: Ron Washington is a giver. MLBtraderumors found a reason to stay significant post-trade deadline yesterday, and now it's official -- has been traded to…
- Jay
- August 10, 2013
- 115
