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The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Fix Your Teams Through Imaginary Trades

Nick came to Rudy and me with an idea for a show where we present a scenario for a fantasy team and through our sheer…

  • Grey
  • May 14, 2013
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Our Leagues

RCL Update: May 14

Mauledbypandas (Josh Hamilton's Fake Stache - Cracking The WHIP) is on top of the world for another week. "The only way that Member's Only jacket…

  • VinWins
  • May 14, 2013
  • 24
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Kevin Towers Learns About Regretsion To The Mean

Chris Johnson and Justin Upton made a nice Diamondcomeback last night. To welcome them back, everyone in attendance received a visiting team home run ball.…

  • Grey
  • May 14, 2013
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Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: Shelby Miller’s 1-Hitter In A Weekend Of Gems

As you all know, pitching is my favorite part of fantasy baseball and baseball in general.  It's as overpoweringly addictive to me as gasoline is…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 13, 2013
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NEWS

Eric Young Jr. Gets Some Playing Time And Runs With It

This is not a drill. Eric Young Jr. should actually see steady starts in right field with Michael Cuddyer hitting the disabled list. After Helton…

  • Mike
  • May 13, 2013
  • 38
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Mother’s Day Sale On Pink Bats

Much respect to the mothers. Without my emergence from my mother's vagina, I wouldn't be able to bestow on you my fantasy baseball 'pertness. We…

  • Grey
  • May 13, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: The SAGNOF Edition

Mark Twain wrote there are three types of lies; there's lies, damned lies and baseball stats. That's from Huckleberry Finn, Page 84...I think. I'm not…

  • The Guru
  • May 12, 2013
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Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Ain’t Got Nothin’ But Pronk, Babe, Eight Days A Week

Hold me! Clap, clap! Love me! Clap, clap! Eight days a week, he will Pronk you! Hrm, I just turned an awesome Beatles tune into…

  • Sky
  • May 12, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 6

In my Week 4 MiLB report, I included a brief writeup on Blue Jays pitching prospect, Roberto Osuna, highlighting his hot start to 2013 season…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 12, 2013
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Deep Leagues

Deep Impact: Throw-ins You Want

I have to admit that I am completely tired of talking about all the Nick Green's and Hector Jimenez's of the fantasy baseball world. I…

  • Jay
  • May 11, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Shelby Miller Taps the Rockies at Busch

Shelby Miller is living the high life. Major league success, fame, fortune... and twins! Everything's coming up Shelby. He was masterful last night, tapping the…

  • Dan Pants
  • May 11, 2013
  • 96
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 7

If you're anything like me (and your office's firewall is feeble or nonexistent), then I'm sure you've wasted countless hours clicking through the player cards…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 11, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Grey Would Donate Sperm To That Wheeler

If Bernie Madoff never ripped off investors to the tune of eighteen billion dollars, the world would be a different place. The US wouldn't be…

  • Grey
  • May 10, 2013
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Points Leagues

Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues: Is Grey the New Nostradamus?

Grey Albright just may be the greatest visionary of our time. A modern day Nostradamus even. I'll admit that I didn't want to buy into…

  • LT Murray IV
  • May 10, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Indians Rejoice Over Kazmir Rule

Kazmir's career sunk like a lead zeppelin, but get ten Ks against anyone and I sit up and take notice and I'm not just talking…

  • Grey
  • May 10, 2013
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Y to Z

The Hoosier Comet

When the subject involves evaluating the greatest baseball players of all time, there are certain standard arguments that make me want to cringe. Perhaps the…

  • Paulie Allnuts
  • May 9, 2013
  • 39
Closers

Bullpen Report

Well, last week I said the Boston situation would go swimmingly, results so far have been 2 drowning victims and an all-Asian rescue team. First,…

  • Smokey
  • May 9, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: Save Money. Live Better. WalMarte.

Welcome folks, to another round of Bear or Bull. The series is so awesome, I am able talk about animals AND baseball(s). And this week,…

  • Jay
  • May 9, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Elbow Does In A Putz Once Again

Diamondbacks said J.J. Putz needs elbow surgery. Imagine the doctor misreads Putz's chart and J.J. walks out with a new putz that is an arm,…

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  • May 9, 2013
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The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Sports Illustrated’s Jon Wertheim Stops By

Jon Wertheim, arguably the smartest person we've ever had on the show, joins us to discuss a wide variety of sports topics including, 'Why a…

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  • May 8, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Prospect Power Rankings, Week 5

Brace yourselves for another revision of the prospect power rankings, this time with more turnover! There's been plenty of movement in the past few weeks,…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 8, 2013
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DraftKings

DraftKings – JB Is Doing Nothing But Cobb Articles This Week

So I decided to see how many Alex Cobb articles I can write this week.  Considering my other writing job is writing about rare exotic…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 8, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Harvey K-Tell

Yes, Matt Harvey was terrific, but I'd like to talk on a real baseball note for a second. If you're a White Sox fan, you…

  • Grey
  • May 8, 2013
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OPS Leagues

McCanned If I Do, McCanned If I Don’t

Why hello there. It seems like only yesterday when we were drafting our fantasy baseball teams and were guaranteed to breeze to first place. But…

  • Tom Jacks
  • May 7, 2013
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Our Leagues

RCL Update: May 7

Mauledbypandas (Josh Hamilton's Fake Stache - Cracking The WHIP) has a little breathing room at the top after another great week from his hitters. Their…

  • VinWins
  • May 7, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Less Cavalier Is Clay

Last week, Jack Morris said Clay Buchholz was cheating. Not surprising that something doesn't smell right with the fingers of a guy named Buchholz. Morris…

  • Grey
  • May 7, 2013
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Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile: Alex Cobb Wins At Coors

Ah Coors Field.  One of the few baseball stadiums I've actually been to, it's a magical land where hitters come to dream and pitchers come…

  • JB Gilpin
  • May 6, 2013
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NEWS

Juan Pierre Still Steals Mad Bases, 80% Of Leagues Are Indifferent

I've read a few pieces recently about how stolen bases are down across MLB. As long as steals are a category they will have value,…

  • Mike
  • May 6, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

What the Hechavarria Just Happened?

Adeiny Hechavarria had a heckavagamia against the Phillies on Sunday with a 3-run triple and a grand slam - both against Halladay. These types of…

  • Rudy Gamble
  • May 6, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Starting Pitchers-The Little Dab Will Do Ya Edition

Yahoo's current top 3 fantasy baseball stat leaders are Justin Upton, Miguel Cabrera, and at number one it’s a man named Clay. Clay Buchholz? Miggy,…

  • The Guru
  • May 5, 2013
  • 111
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Yes Sings Owner Of A Loney Start

Yes had a very odd and underrated music career. For years they were this prog rock band that never quite broke out. Sure, people knew…

  • Sky
  • May 5, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 5

Almost exactly a year after Aroldis Chapman was pulled over and arrested for driving well over 90 MPH in Ohio, Yasiel Puig, Champan’s Cuban countryman,…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 5, 2013
  • 59
Deep Leagues

Deep Impact: What This Book Presupposes Is… Maybe He Didn’t?

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever run out of players to talk about for this series. After all, we are dealing with a finite source…

  • Jay
  • May 4, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Hanley Injures Hammy, Dodgers in a Jammy

In the words of one Champ Kind, "That's a whaaammy!" Hanley Ramirez left the game last night with a hamstring injury in just his fourth…

  • Dan Pants
  • May 4, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 6

Senior year of high school, I cheated on my final exam in religion class. Never got caught. Three others involved in the cheating scandal were…

  • Scott Evans
  • May 4, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Chris B. Davis Is The Center Square On The Sell High Bunch

Here’s Chris Davis‘s ceiling.  And here’s where he’s playing right now:  take your jigsaw, saw out a hole in your ceiling, put a ladder through…

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  • May 3, 2013
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Points Leagues

Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues: Josh Hamilton Coming Up Shorter Than a Midget on its Knees

Greeting all! Tis I again, Tehol Beddict, your loyal and humble servant, here to help you out with all of life's problems, and big problem…

  • LT Murray IV
  • May 3, 2013
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Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Denver Omewalt

Geez, Roy Oswalt has sure come a far way since the whole "I will only sign with one or two teams" stance as he signed…

  • Grey
  • May 3, 2013
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Y to Z

Shed No Tears For Buck

Recently I wrote an article about Minnie Minoso, one of the first players to play in MLB after having played in the Negro Leagues. In…

  • Paulie Allnuts
  • May 2, 2013
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Closers

Closer Look

The week was going swimmingly, with inflatable swim muscles, I may add, then Kevin Gregg showed up and said "Oh, I thought everyone wore these…

  • Smokey
  • May 2, 2013
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