Who was the greatest pitcher during the first decade of the 20th century? Cy Young, perhaps. Christy Mathewson? Maybe Joe “Iron Arm” McGinnity”? The immensely…
Through the first three months of the 2013 season, was running the bases like a man possessed. 8 stolen bases in April. 9 stolen bases…
earned the save on Saturday and Sunday for the Mariners. The first two of his career. I guess the whole 5+ ERA didn't scare off…
John Rocker said baseball was “better with steroids.” Sure it is, if you enjoy atrophic testicles and 980 foot home runs. Atrophic testicles are also…
First and foremost, I'd like to start this little piece off with a big thanks to all of those who read these creeper posts. It's…
The Pittsburgh Pirates have the best record in baseball. At least right now, as I'm typing this, they do. The Bucs are an exciting big…
So, here we are again. You could say it's been a long time. Or, you could be like me, and say it hasn't been long…
Last night, one of the most talented young arms in baseball followed up a career high in strikeouts with yet another career high in strikeouts.…
I think we can all agree that Two-Startapalooza is pretty much mind-blowingly awesome. But as far as paloozas go, let's be real: our weekly two-start…
I've started that dance with Xander Bogaerts. You know what dance I mean. The dance when you pick up, drop, pick up, drop, think about…
The man, the myth, the legend. I speak not of young Xander, he who was blessed to be featured in this article, but of myself,…
Why don't I have on any teams? Why don't I have him on every team? It's not like I ranked him low in the preseason.…
Out of the fire and into the Frieri pan, or as the Sciosciapath would say, buffet Thursdays. has imploded you ratios the past 10 days…
We had a photo-shoot today at the mag. One of the models — that is, one of the people who were getting their photo taken…
In what can only be described as the biggest trade ever made for some Hoes, was traded to the O's for . Hoes ain't shizz…
There's been much consternation going on around these parts ever since I ranked 34th in my Top 100 Keepers for 2013 and Beyond post that…
As veteran players are shipped out at the trading deadline, it’s inevitable that opportunities will reveal themselves for several high profile prospects. The Phillies are…
In what will be a wild weekend across the Majors, there will be five Interleague matchups over the weekend, throwing a wrench into a lot…
First off, is gone. The less intelligent Red Sox fan screams bloody murder like Schilling's sock, "But Julio Iglesias was batting .400 after ten games…
Drafting ? That’s a paddlin’. Focusing on steals in an OPS league? That’s a paddlin’. Drafting a SAGNOF who hurts your OPS and doesn’t steal…
Trade deadline is approaching so we figured, you know, we should talk about it. Nick got Smokey and Tom locked in the Fantasy Octagon (which…
For the second straight week, we have a new Razzball Commenter League overall leader. MasterofGrond's Waco Night Terrors (Imposing Sea Creatures) moved up from 5th…
was traded to the Tigers, which is bad news for Veras and potentially . It'll likely only be bad news for Veras's owners. My guess…
When he was called up just before the All-Star Break, the exclamation for the long-awaited arrival for was perhaps hyperbolic. I'll admit, I thought he'd be…
is one of those guys that has come up a lot in the comments on these posts, and for good reason. After posting a really…
and his owners are not not not gonna have a good time the rest of 2013 thanks to a partially torn plantar fascia ligament in…
Bob Seger, Chevrolet’s poet laureate, once wrote, “Who wants to play those eights and aces/Who wants a raise/Who needs a stake/Who wants to take that…
Homer has so many different meanings. When I say 'Homer', I could be referring to Mr. Simpson himself (or Mr. Plow if you prefer). Conversely,…
The Phillies paid a shizzload of dough to sign the big league-ready Cuban RHP, Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez. The deal is worth up to $60 million,…
continued his red hot play last night pitching seven innings, surrendering just six hits, two runs, and walking none while striking out 11 Brewers for…
How many times have you completely written off Francisco Liriano? Seriously. Probably four or five times, right? I know I've uttered the phrase "f**k that…
You wrote a letter to your leaguemates, but before you sent it to them, you asked me to proofread it but not share it. Too…
I know a lot of writers want Beddict gone, but my kind of beef will f%#k up ya grill and not the kind you put…
Like Billy Joel, is washed up and in a New York state of mind. Don't tell A-Rod, Christie Brinkley is his type of gal. Soriano…
So down goes a top ten guy in an off week where I talk about set-up guys. Jason Grilli is beset with a forearm strain…
I had a dream last night that I was fifteen and was caught with steroids and suffered the same consequences as and those who will…
If you're squeamish, don't watch the video of getting hurt. That's what they say. This is like saying, "Your Christmas (Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus) presents are…
Quite a bit has changed since the 2013 MiLB season began in April, and folks have been clamoring for a mid-season prospect list. Well, here…
Well the Midsummer Classic has come and gone, but unlike Groundhog Day, we saw our shadow and there's still over two more months of baseball.…
From fear that MLB would crack down on Performance-Enhancing Goggles, was traded to the Orioles. Or was something else at work besides the Orioles wanting…