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Our Leagues
RCL Update: September 10
Colicky Fuddruckers jumped three spots to become the third different overall leader in the last three weeks. They are running away with the title in…
- VinWins
- September 10, 2013
- 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
King Saving Oblique For A Strainy Day
was scratched from his Wednesday start with an oblique strain. Guys and four girl readers, you can't be too precious with your guys. That whole…
- Grey
- September 10, 2013
- 417
OPS Leagues
Avisail Away, Garcia!
has been great the past few weeks, hasn’t he? At this point in the season, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to throw…
- Tom Jacks
- September 9, 2013
- 35
NEWS
Jacoby Gets the Boot
Oh fantasy baseball. You're such a bitch. and his league leading 52 stolen bases are going to take a seat for a while. While this…
- Mike
- September 9, 2013
- 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jacoby Fractures Ankle, Check For Pedroia Toothmarks
Damn, the planets had all lined up for to be overrated for 2014 fantasy baseball. 50+ bases and only four times caught (!). Some power…
- Grey
- September 9, 2013
- 596
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Deadhead Sticker on a Colabello
Ah, yes, fall is in the air. *cues up Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer”* As the calendar turns to September, the days get shorter, my…
- The Guru
- September 8, 2013
- 29
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICOLA-Bello
Well, I keep going deep on these calls and keep digging a bigger hole so I figure why stop? Let's dig straight to Italy. Why…
- Sky
- September 8, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 23, the Last of the Accomplishments
I'm gonna double-dip on what I wrote a year ago in my week 23 MiLB report because 1) I think it still holds, and 2)…
- Scott Evans
- September 8, 2013
- 36
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 24
We're almost into mid-September, which means the fantasy season is growing a little long in the tooth. It's a stressful time for those of us…
- Scott Evans
- September 7, 2013
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Dread Predator, Who Is, Um, Also A Pirate
Clever girl. The McC went 1-for-2 last night with a run. Not really numbers deserving of the lede, but since I only get to do…
- Jay
- September 7, 2013
- 73
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
The Christian Buyence Monitor
This year was a big year for . He got his driver's permit, went to the Junior Prom with a senior (!), his parents got…
- Grey
- September 6, 2013
- 468
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Jenny Craig Upset About Son’s Foot And Replacement’s Belly
The news is good, is in a walking boot and on crutches. Yay! Sorry, I should've said the news was good for people who don't…
- Grey
- September 6, 2013
- 192
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: 2013 Review, Hitters
As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…
- Jay
- September 5, 2013
- 8
fantasy baseball keepers
The Starlin-Cut Desmond: Part Two
You're the only one here. And I'm talking directly to you. You, unlike so many who lost their fateful battle with attrition and the baseball…
- Terse
- September 5, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Ménage-o-Val
After hit three homers in a World Series game last year, he sat down with Reggie Jackson for a conversation in December. Reggie wanted to…
- Grey
- September 5, 2013
- 446
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
LATE SEASON AUDIT: Top 25 Fantasy Baseball Prospects for 2013
This is always painful, but it’s also necessary. What follows is a look back at my preseason prospect rankings — a self audit, if you…
- Scott Evans
- September 4, 2013
- 35
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Do A 2014 Fantasy Baseball Mock Draft
So this is the next to last baseball podcast of the regular season. There's still a big gala podcast at the end of the year.…
- Grey
- September 4, 2013
- 248
DraftKings
DraftKings – Out With A Bang With Rudy Whimpering
Razzball Nation! As promised, we have a huge DraftKings contest this week - by far our biggest prize pool - with DraftKings throwing us a RAZZBALL…
- JB Gilpin
- September 4, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
No Cocoa Butter For My Asche-y Needs
I've been mentioning him here and there in the blurb sections of the roundups, but I can't wait until Friday's Buy, or until the offseason…
- Grey
- September 4, 2013
- 196
OPS Leagues
Et Tu Bruce, Jay?
I never know what to expect from on a weekly basis. He’s been killing me softly the past month (or really, season), but it always…
- Tom Jacks
- September 3, 2013
- 14
Our Leagues
RCL Update: September 3
A Hill O’ Beans bounced back and regained top spot after just a week in second. My Mustache Has a Mustache hit .321 this week…
- VinWins
- September 3, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
A Salt To Their Battery
's start yesterday of 7 IP, 1 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks wasn't incredible in itself, but other than Lenny from Laverne and Shirley when…
- Grey
- September 3, 2013
- 433
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile – Joe Kelly’s Heroes
I remember as a kid trying to watch Kelly's Heroes with my dad, and not understanding any of it. I mean, it didn't have a…
- JB Gilpin
- September 2, 2013
- 19
NEWS
Sweet September SAGNOF
I have a love/hate relationship with Labor Day. On one hand, I have to say goodbye to all of my white pants and seersucker sportcoats.…
- Mike
- September 2, 2013
- 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Teams Pour Some Into Their Forty, Man, For The Brothers Who Are Here
Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti... Oh, sorry, I didn't here you walk in. I was just singing Happy…
- Grey
- September 2, 2013
- 413
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: C’mon Get Happy, There’s Hoes on the Playoff Bus
Heading into the stretch run you are either on the playoff bus or it turned you into roadkill three weeks ago. Somebody get a shovel,…
- The Guru
- September 1, 2013
- 45
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Get Re-Ackleymated With Dustin
Yep, you know me. I only cover Mariners. Though I'm not as much of a homer as JayWrong is with his San Diego Chargers, Padres,…
- Sky
- September 1, 2013
- 12
Our Leagues
Fantasy Razzball Update: September 1
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…
- VinWins
- September 1, 2013
- 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 22
The Arizona Fall League has announced its preliminary rosters, and as usual, this year's AFL is loaded with high impact talent. Offensive headliners include Byron…
- Scott Evans
- September 1, 2013
- 22
Daily Notes
So I Married An Axford
King Hodor of the House of Hodor. First of his Hodor. Long may he Hodor. At this point, there appear to be more trades occurring…
- Jay
- August 31, 2013
- 88
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 23
Weekly leaguers, you're here to read weekly league advice, of course. But let's begin this week by broadening our horizons with a little daily league…
- Scott Evans
- August 31, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
MaDom Buyvary
I remember reading the Cliff Notes for Gustave Flaubert's masterpiece and thinking, "From the moment Cliff Notes was invented, no one has actually read a…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 593
Points Leagues
Do Yourself a Favor and Forget About Bogaerts.
Am I original? Yeeeeeah. Am I the only one? Yeeeeeeeah. Beddict’s back, ALLRIGHT!!!! Greetings Beddict lovers! Tis I, Tehol, here to assist you with squeaking…
- LT Murray IV
- August 30, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Two Scoops Of Power Is Raisin Brandon’s Value
Some players do something so wonderfully fantastic in one game that they force themselves into the lede. Some players do something so terrifically awful that…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 174
Closers
Closer Report
So I was semi-bored this week, only semi, because I am a guy and porn still does exist. I was looking at the save totals…
- Smokey
- August 29, 2013
- 12
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Sonny With a Side of Sanchez (Again)
In Dune, a group of nomads called Fremen are almost wiped out by a race led by a maniacal, obese lard whose fat must be…
- Terse
- August 29, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Taijuan’s Anagram Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Filthy
Taijuan Walker will start vs. the Astros on Friday. The Mariners' front office decided if they were going to sell him for ten cents on…
- Grey
- August 29, 2013
- 444
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Pirates. They Think, Therefore, They ARRRRRGH
The Pirates are having a very fine season. There is no knocking on wood required here, no jinxers, no late-season collapse to ruin the party.…
- Jay
- August 28, 2013
- 16
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Final Contest Is Next Week, And It’s A Bigun
Razzball Nation! The $100,000 Sweet Spot has come and gone (how'd you do Razzball Contest winners?) and we've got only one RAZZBALL EXCLUSIVE contest for…
- JB Gilpin
- August 28, 2013
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
New York Flips Pittsburgh The Byrd
The Pirates are in it to win it, y'all! Maybe too aggressive. Okay, the Pirates are in it to make it seem like they're in…
- Grey
- August 28, 2013
- 440
