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Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Adams-Antium

Seriously, I've been on a bad streak on these. I'm giving you that fair warning. It seems no matter what research I do - and…

  • Sky
  • September 15, 2013
  • 34
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Pass Me A Hit of That Hisashi

I'm Asian, so it's not raycess. Err, I think. There have been many a fine years for a many a fine players in this 2013…

  • Jay
  • September 14, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 25

I did some complaining last week about how the plethora of six-man rotations this time of year dilutes the two-start pool and makes two-start forecasting…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 14, 2013
  • 62
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Buyshakes Bring All The Readers To Denard

*sings Kelis song in head for five minutes before starting post* Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can teach you, but I…

  • Grey
  • September 13, 2013
  • 473
fantasy baseball keepers

Fantasy Keepers: You’re George, the Gyorko

Seinfeld is on. George — the show's best character, I do not care what you think — just brought a book into a bookstore's bathroom,…

  • Terse
  • September 13, 2013
  • 20
Daily Notes

Grey’s Away So Let’s Make Obscure Greek Mathematician References!

Grey's in transit to Texas Wine Country for a friend's wedding so Drunk Uncle Rudy's has control of the ol' roundup post. Yup, Texas has…

  • Rudy Gamble
  • September 13, 2013
  • 113
Closers

Bullpen Report

Ahh..the refreshing feelings of a vacation high-a-tus really slows down the passion for fantasy baseball. Not helping it at all is the beginning of footieball,…

  • Smokey
  • September 12, 2013
  • 12
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Encarncidone

Say it's not so News Report! News Report, "I'm sorry, Grey, your handsomeness and mustache make me want to lie to you, but is probably…

  • Grey
  • September 12, 2013
  • 346
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Scouting the Unknown: Kyle Crick

Kyle Crick | RHP, Giants | Born: 11/30/1992 The hype machine has a habit of shutting itself off when it comes to injured prospects. It's…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 11, 2013
  • 13
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

It’s Never Too Late To Say You’re Soriano

In the summer of 1937, a woman went into labor. This woman's name was Alfonsa Soriano. She was 78 years old at the time and…

  • Grey
  • September 11, 2013
  • 385
Our Leagues

RCL Update: September 10

Colicky Fuddruckers jumped three spots to become the third different overall leader in the last three weeks. They are running away with the title in…

  • VinWins
  • September 10, 2013
  • 49
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

King Saving Oblique For A Strainy Day

was scratched from his Wednesday start with an oblique strain. Guys and four girl readers, you can't be too precious with your guys. That whole…

  • Grey
  • September 10, 2013
  • 417
OPS Leagues

Avisail Away, Garcia!

has been great the past few weeks, hasn’t he? At this point in the season, I’m here to tell you that it’s time to throw…

  • Tom Jacks
  • September 9, 2013
  • 35
NEWS

Jacoby Gets the Boot

Oh fantasy baseball. You're such a bitch. and his league leading 52 stolen bases are going to take a seat for a while. While this…

  • Mike
  • September 9, 2013
  • 3
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jacoby Fractures Ankle, Check For Pedroia Toothmarks

Damn, the planets had all lined up for to be overrated for 2014 fantasy baseball. 50+ bases and only four times caught (!). Some power…

  • Grey
  • September 9, 2013
  • 596
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: Deadhead Sticker on a Colabello

Ah, yes, fall is in the air. *cues up Don Henley’s “Boys of Summer”* As the calendar turns to September, the days get shorter, my…

  • The Guru
  • September 8, 2013
  • 29
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIICOLA-Bello

Well, I keep going deep on these calls and keep digging a bigger hole so I figure why stop? Let's dig straight to Italy. Why…

  • Sky
  • September 8, 2013
  • 14
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 23, the Last of the Accomplishments

I'm gonna double-dip on what I wrote a year ago in my week 23 MiLB report because 1) I think it still holds, and 2)…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 8, 2013
  • 36
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers

Two-Startapalooza — Week 24

We're almost into mid-September, which means the fantasy season is growing a little long in the tooth. It's a stressful time for those of us…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 7, 2013
  • 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

The Dread Predator, Who Is, Um, Also A Pirate

Clever girl. The McC went 1-for-2 last night with a run. Not really numbers deserving of the lede, but since I only get to do…

  • Jay
  • September 7, 2013
  • 73
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

The Christian Buyence Monitor

This year was a big year for . He got his driver's permit, went to the Junior Prom with a senior (!), his parents got…

  • Grey
  • September 6, 2013
  • 468
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Jenny Craig Upset About Son’s Foot And Replacement’s Belly

The news is good, is in a walking boot and on crutches. Yay! Sorry, I should've said the news was good for people who don't…

  • Grey
  • September 6, 2013
  • 192
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Bear or Bull: 2013 Review, Hitters

As another baseball season winds down, we have a chance to reflect on our own journey in this wonderful game. Perhaps you, the reader, ponder…

  • Jay
  • September 5, 2013
  • 8
fantasy baseball keepers

The Starlin-Cut Desmond: Part Two

You're the only one here. And I'm talking directly to you. You, unlike so many who lost their fateful battle with attrition and the baseball…

  • Terse
  • September 5, 2013
  • 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Ménage-o-Val

After hit three homers in a World Series game last year, he sat down with Reggie Jackson for a conversation in December. Reggie wanted to…

  • Grey
  • September 5, 2013
  • 446
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

LATE SEASON AUDIT: Top 25 Fantasy Baseball Prospects for 2013

This is always painful, but it’s also necessary. What follows is a look back at my preseason prospect rankings — a self audit, if you…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 4, 2013
  • 35
All Podcasts

The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Do A 2014 Fantasy Baseball Mock Draft

So this is the next to last baseball podcast of the regular season. There's still a big gala podcast at the end of the year.…

  • Grey
  • September 4, 2013
  • 248
DraftKings

DraftKings – Out With A Bang With Rudy Whimpering

Razzball Nation!  As promised, we have a huge DraftKings contest this week - by far our biggest prize pool - with DraftKings throwing us a RAZZBALL…

  • JB Gilpin
  • September 4, 2013
  • 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

No Cocoa Butter For My Asche-y Needs

I've been mentioning him here and there in the blurb sections of the roundups, but I can't wait until Friday's Buy, or until the offseason…

  • Grey
  • September 4, 2013
  • 196
OPS Leagues

Et Tu Bruce, Jay?

I never know what to expect from on a weekly basis. He’s been killing me softly the past month (or really, season), but it always…

  • Tom Jacks
  • September 3, 2013
  • 14
Our Leagues

RCL Update: September 3

A Hill O’ Beans bounced back and regained top spot after just a week in second. My Mustache Has a Mustache hit .321 this week…

  • VinWins
  • September 3, 2013
  • 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

A Salt To Their Battery

's start yesterday of 7 IP, 1 ER, 9 baserunners, 6 Ks wasn't incredible in itself, but other than Lenny from Laverne and Shirley when…

  • Grey
  • September 3, 2013
  • 433
Pitcher Profiles

Pitcher Profile – Joe Kelly’s Heroes

I remember as a kid trying to watch Kelly's Heroes with my dad, and not understanding any of it.  I mean, it didn't have a…

  • JB Gilpin
  • September 2, 2013
  • 19
NEWS

Sweet September SAGNOF

I have a love/hate relationship with Labor Day. On one hand, I have to say goodbye to all of my white pants and seersucker sportcoats.…

  • Mike
  • September 2, 2013
  • 10
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes

Teams Pour Some Into Their Forty, Man, For The Brothers Who Are Here

Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti, Nick Castellanos a ti... Oh, sorry, I didn't here you walk in. I was just singing Happy…

  • Grey
  • September 2, 2013
  • 413
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell

Jam it or Cram it: C’mon Get Happy, There’s Hoes on the Playoff Bus

Heading into the stretch run you are either on the playoff bus or it turned you into roadkill three weeks ago. Somebody get a shovel,…

  • The Guru
  • September 1, 2013
  • 45
Creeper of the Week

Creeper Of The Week: Get Re-Ackleymated With Dustin

Yep, you know me. I only cover Mariners. Though I'm not as much of a homer as JayWrong is with his San Diego Chargers, Padres,…

  • Sky
  • September 1, 2013
  • 12
Our Leagues

Fantasy Razzball Update: September 1

Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't…

  • VinWins
  • September 1, 2013
  • 0
Fantasy Baseball Prospects

Minor Accomplishments: Week 22

The Arizona Fall League has announced its preliminary rosters, and as usual, this year's AFL is loaded with high impact talent. Offensive headliners include Byron…

  • Scott Evans
  • September 1, 2013
  • 22
Daily Notes

So I Married An Axford

King Hodor of the House of Hodor. First of his Hodor. Long may he Hodor. At this point, there appear to be more trades occurring…

  • Jay
  • August 31, 2013
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