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DraftKings
DraftKings – Our Pets’ Heads Are Fallin’ Off!
I’m just going to assume you’ve seen Dumb & Dumber, and if that’s not the case, drop what you’re doing, go find the DVD somewhere…
- BTXJ
- April 28, 2014
- 18
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
There’s Thumb Thing Harpering Here
...what it is ain't exactly clear. You gotta stop, doctor, take an MRI, see if any ligaments gone awry. Cause this is just more signs…
- Grey
- April 28, 2014
- 904
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: Little Ditty ‘Bout Polanco and Dayan
Back in your humble-but-nonetheless-handsome Guru’s R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. days, I was working for a famous writing Mainer who also happened to own a radio…
- The Guru
- April 27, 2014
- 179
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week: Don’t Be Ashamed if Your Friends See You Ride This Scooter
In case you missed it, I'm still the Creeper and the premise is still the same. I had a hiccup last week and let my…
- J-FOH
- April 27, 2014
- 73
DraftKings
DraftKings – Brand Ryu
If you believe in luck, it's been a bad scene for me lately. In the span of 48 hours, I lost my front tooth, totaled…
- Mike
- April 27, 2014
- 31
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 4
In his first plate appearance of spring training, a big league camp AB versus David Phelps, turned on a breaking pitch, sending it over the right field…
- Scott Evans
- April 27, 2014
- 166
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza: Week 5
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. For some reason, I’m cool with the…
- Pete Nice
- April 26, 2014
- 76
Deep Leagues
Deep Impact: Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda
I’m going to take a different approach to this week’s Deep Impact post and talk about my up-to-this-point woulda-coulda-shoulda team, and point out the surprises…
- Dano
- April 26, 2014
- 25
Daily Notes
Jose Abreu Puts Big Hurt on Rays
Try not to act so jealous, Frank Thomas. A new superstar has arrived in Chicago. After hit a go ahead 2-run home run in the ninth…
- Dan Pants
- April 26, 2014
- 142
DraftKings
DraftKings – Saturday In The Park
So it's Saturday, you ain't got nothing better to do so slide on over to DraftKings. I mean what ekse could you be doing that…
- Smokey
- April 26, 2014
- 10
OPS Leagues
Here She Comes Now Sayin’ Morneau Morneau
Who could have predicted that would have a career revival after moving to Coors Field? Nearly everybody. Yes, he’s clearly benefitting from his favorable home…
- Tom Jacks
- April 26, 2014
- 86
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jon Singleton Presents “Buyz n the Hood”
Growing up was tough in the Phillies organization. His older brother, Ryan Howard, got mixed up with the "Three Outcome" gang and couldn't get out…
- Grey
- April 25, 2014
- 997
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
The Yardfather, Giancarlo Stanton, Stakes His Claim as New King of Westeros
"He is a prince of Dorne. Men and women will line up to f*ck him until the day he dies." [Game of Thrones spoilers ahead!]…
- LT Murray IV
- April 25, 2014
- 101
DraftKings
DraftKings – There’s A Chavez Ravine In Houston
Stepping aside from my DraftKings role here, I used to feel sorry for coach Porter. He's dealing with all the fluff that won't be in…
- Sky
- April 25, 2014
- 64
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
In Da Klub
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, Corey, it is your birthday. We want to party like it is your birthday. *dance like a white…
- Grey
- April 25, 2014
- 480
Middle Relievers
Bullpen Report
Ah, charts with actual stats are so much nicer to look at. The first bullpen report of the year was like reading Playboy in…
- Smokey
- April 24, 2014
- 77
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sure As The Dust That Floats High On April 24th, When Movin’ Through Kazmir
The first time I got a Led Zeppelin album was when I was 11 years old and my brother hooked me up with Led Zeppelin…
- J-FOH
- April 24, 2014
- 37
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Trumbone’s Disconnected From The Foot Bone
Funny that has a stress fracture in his foot, because I now have a stress fracture in my stress-bearing frontal lobe. "You wanna remember your…
- Grey
- April 24, 2014
- 765
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Bullet with Butlerfly Wings
burned his fanboys last year, after a strong campaign in 2012. I know everyone around here lovingly (or maybe bitterly) calls him “Moobs”, but that…
- Jeremy
- April 23, 2014
- 37
DraftKings
DraftKings – Wacha Gonna Do With All That Cash?
So many times the so-called experts give you the names and the numbers, but you never really know how the ‘perts are doing in their…
- The Guru
- April 23, 2014
- 47
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
J-Fer Puts Atlanta In The Miami Vice
The H is O! Oh, no, has me so jazzed, I need to bust some rhymes. I came in the door, I said it before.…
- Grey
- April 23, 2014
- 897
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Nick Hosts From His Closet
On today's podcast, Grey went MIA and so Nick and I try to carry on with our lives by discussing all the big topics going on…
- Jay
- April 22, 2014
- 97
NEWS
Stream-o-Nator and Hittertron Updates/Improvements – April 2014
There have been a number of improvements/adjustments in Stream-o-Nator and Hittertron since the start of the season. For those of you keeping score at home,…
- Rudy Gamble
- April 22, 2014
- 90
Razzball Commenters League
RCL Update, Week 4: Revenge of The UCL’s
Holy shiitake mushroom Batman... is it safe to come out yet? , , , , , , , , and now have all fallen slain…
- Jay
- April 22, 2014
- 29
DraftKings
DraftKings – Pay Stubbs
Stop me if you've heard this before but Colorado is playing at home and that's a good thing for your DraftKings team. Yes, duh to…
- Sky
- April 22, 2014
- 61
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Cuddyer Hammy Injured In Local Omelette Incident
to the DL with his hamstring injury. I love these Monday DL calls right after weekly fantasy lineups lock. Turr...iffic! You don't care about our…
- Grey
- April 22, 2014
- 948
Fantasy Baseball Rankings
Pitcher Profile: The Jesse Chavez Experience
More terrible relievers turning into dominant starters, mo problems! So it’s been an up-and-down start to this young season – pretty much all of my…
- JB Gilpin
- April 21, 2014
- 131
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Ambulance Chasers: Buying Low and Selling High on Injured Players
People get hurt. It’s one of the downsides of life – like a Katherine Heigl movie or the script for Season 4 of The Walking…
- SethDaSportsMan
- April 21, 2014
- 56
Steals
Dyson Sucks Up Steals
gets a nice short-term spike in value with the injury to Royals center fielder . Dyson had been placed on the bereavement list heading into…
- Mike
- April 21, 2014
- 27
DraftKings
DraftKings – Monday April 21, 2014 Candy Hangover
Did a little bunny hop around your yard this weekend and leave you brown little nuggets of joy? Well, since we are in the business…
- thereason
- April 21, 2014
- 7
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Mets Go From JV To Junior Farnsity
Terry Collins announced a change at the top of Mets bullpen system on the down, would concede the job to . Valverde handed him the…
- Grey
- April 21, 2014
- 785
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam It or Cram It: It’s a Beautiful Day For a Roster Resurrection
Happy Easter, festive heathen Razzaholics. You look so cute in your Easter bonnet. Have one of these Cadbury eggs I injected with Makers Mark, all…
- The Guru
- April 20, 2014
- 148
Creeper of the Week
Jack’s Hit of the Week: Aoki Smurf is the Bomb
They say the more things change, the more they stay the same. This might actually apply here for my column name change. Last year, Sky…
- J-FOH
- April 20, 2014
- 36
DraftKings
DraftKings – Stanton Lights Up Easter Sunday
($5,800) is locked in to start the season, hitting .329 with six homers and 26 runs batted in. He’s taking his walks as well, but…
- Mike
- April 20, 2014
- 20
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments — Week 3
2013 was supposed to be a breakout year for Trevor Story, who was coming off of an exciting 2012 campaign at Low-A Asheville where hit…
- Scott Evans
- April 20, 2014
- 98
Two Start Starters
Two-Startapalooza — Week 4
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Before a big test, my high school…
- Pete Nice
- April 19, 2014
- 63
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Simon Says Pick Up Alfredo
"I know it was you, Alfredo, you broke my heart--because I should have picked you up yesterday. You're nothing to me now. Not a brother,…
- Dan Pants
- April 19, 2014
- 146
DraftKings
DraftKings – Squirrels, Yahtzee and History
While I would love for you top just give me all your money and draft your daily team over at DraftKings, I can not in…
- Smokey
- April 19, 2014
- 21
OPS Leagues
OPS Leagues: Fake Plastic Dee
Everything comes back to your league’s settings. If steals have a decent amount of weight and you can’t punt them, then you might have to…
- Tom Jacks
- April 19, 2014
- 24
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Buy Myers With Zest As He’s No Lemon
I remember distinctly the day Will Clark retired. I just got home from a Winter Solstice Pageant. I was only 12 years old at the…
- Grey
- April 18, 2014
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