I know what some of you are thinking.
I can't believe it's not butter. And you people...you're absolutely right. It's part plastic and melted horse hooves combined with yellow dye #88 which causes diarrhea, loss of sight and limb loss in some consumers. It's in the fine print, yo! But then there are others of you. Those ones are thinking something else.
What is this 'daily fantasy' business? Fantasy baseball is already 'daily'. How is this any different? You're astute, people who speak in italics. It's true, in many ways Daily Fantasy is nothing new with respect to the game you're used to playing, per se. Just like Coors tries to trick you into thinking they have more than one crappy product by selling you the same swill in different cans and bottles - oooh, it turns blue when it's cold? It'll still taste like deer piss, people - daily fantasy isn't that huge of a step away from the game you know, love and play. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here. For now, I'm simply happy to announce we're teaming back up with
Draftkings this year for 2014 Fantasy Baseball for your daily fantasy pleasure. That link you just saw? That's a portal to all the fun and it helps us out because its our referral. We're not begging you to use it but if you plan on playing this year and this is the first time you've ever signed up, why not play and help a brotha out, ya know? Two birds, one stone, which is kind of a morbid analogy when you think about it so lets not. Bee Tee Dubs, this post is gonna cover some important news later on that we're excited about so don't y'all leave before the buzzer sounds. In other words, hold onto your potatoes Docta Jones cuz we're gonna tell you all that we can about Draftkings and what it means for Razzball for 2014 Fantasy Baseball...