It just so happens that every player that I've covered so far,
Edwin Encarnacion,
RA Dickey, and
Josh Hamilton all have nicknames. Well, Robert-Allen Dickey doesn't, but he has
Dickeyface (look at this
one too!), which is just as good. But Encarnacion has
E5, Hamilton has
Hambone, and even I have
JW1. Now, the streak has been broken with the Bear/Bull spotlight directed upon
Matt Harvey. With the way he's pitched so far, his nick status needs a change. I've heard of several that really don't do him justice, but should be put out there for community research. There's
Matt 'Hardcore' Harvey, which is simple and rolls off the tongue pretty easily. But it also brings up images that can be described with words that end in 'ingus' and 'lation'. Not exactly what you want. Well, *you* might want that, but this is about Matt Harvey. There's
Mattastic, which is just corny. If we are just squishing his name together with other words, why not go with
Mattpocolypse or
Mattmageddon? Even
Matt-howyoulikemenow! has a certain synergy to it. I've also seen
Heatflame Harv, which just sounds like my dating life... desperate. My choice, I feel, has the upper hand at the moment. Borrowed from the DC Universe,
Harvey Two-Face, was recently played by Aaron Eckhart in Nolan's
Prestige,
Inception,
Batman movies. The association only adds to the flair, and the name has a good ring to it. It's not like I was going to go with
Rocket Racoon, amiright? He's about as useful as
Hawkeye, I mean, at least
Black Widow is a good vehicle for bewbs. I mean, seriously... a big green Hulk, an all-powerful mechanized armor suit with gunz flown by a guy with charming sass and sarcasm, the son of Odin, a super soldier, and a dude who shoots arrows... yeah, tell me who doesn't belong in that sentence. Anyhow, I'm going to go out on a limb and take credit for Harvey's new nick. So it was said, so it shall be done.