Reds Can’t Do Zagreb Against Sproatia

June 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 223 Comments

Mad Libs’ing Brewers starters into the lede. (Brewers pitcher) is (adjective) because the Brewers’ (noun) who (verb) (noun) and (verb) (noun) who can’t be (verb)! Kyle Harrison–No, not today. Brandon Woodruff–Haha, that was yesterday! Brandon Sproat? Yep! Here we go! Mad Libs commence! Brandon Sproat is awesome because the Brewers’ coaches turn pitching mounds into […]

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The Angels Look Fallen But They Have Moore In The Tank

June 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 92 Comments

by: Grey

Mike Trout hit the IL with a hamstring strain. Okay, I said it would happen after his 12th homer, and he has 17, so sue me for my Franklin Mint Civil War pewter chess set. It’s a family heirloom, you monsters! But take it! Leave me my Simpsons pewter chess board! Don’t take my Ned […]

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Burning And Freezing Outfielders: We All Have As Many Steals As Chandler Simpson This Month

June 16, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

It’s mid-June already, and with the NHL and NBA done (The Knicks!!!), we’re down to just one of the four major sports in action until September. Ok, yes, there’s that World Cup thing going on, but we’re mostly down to just baseball. So how about a return of our game “Who’s Hot and Who’s Not, […]

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Complete-ly Mis-erable

June 13, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 42 Comments

by: Dan Pants

MisIO’s latest update makes history starting with faster speeds, increased efficiency and introducing warped eye guy emoji. I hate to do another Mis lede but he just keeps making history, it’s my journalistic duty, my hands sweaty, dirty, grubby and tied! Milwaukee Brewers Ace slash heartthrob slash Disclosure Day alien slash AI-generated starter Jacob Misiorowski […]

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Twins Lets Zebbybody On The Tigers Hit A Homer

June 11, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 139 Comments

by: Grey

The Tigers are pound-for-pound a mess, and that is embodied by Colt Keith (2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs), as he had a slam (1) and legs (3). First home run and 3rd steal feels kinda unreal. On the Player Rater, we have how much value a player has had over the course of the season […]

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Points Leagues: June Outfield Rankings

June 8, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 5 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

Here we go for another look at the outfield situation. Before we get into it, there are a couple of things that I think are worth noting. First, you’ll see that I do not currently have Aaron Judge ranked. If he wasn’t hurt, he’d obviously be in the top-3, and probably not second or third. […]

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Top Outfielders Auction Vs. Earned Values: Pages-ing Kyle Tucker

June 2, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball | 2 Comments

by: Disco Stu

So what if you took a bunch of us “experts” and gave us $260 to bid with and populate a fantasy team? How accurately can we value these guys? Well, it’s technically still early, but not too soon to see that just like every other year, we’ve missed a lot. Here are the top 10 […]

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Murakami Down The IL Chute But Jacob Gonzalez Came Prepared

May 31, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 237 Comments

by: Grey

I was expecting regression from Munetaka Murakami. There’s just no way he could keep up with what he was doing. You don’t strikeout that much and not slump tremendously. Regression I was prepared for. Regression I could handle. Not an injury! Not like this! Nooooooo!!! I screamed into the abyss and waited and waited. Finally, […]

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Sanchez Acing His Orel Exam

May 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 194 Comments

by: Grey

Cristopher Sanchez had a May. Oh, did he have a May. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 6 hits, zero walks, 9 Ks, ERA at 1.47. That brings his May totals to 39 IP, 25 hits allowed, three walks, 45 Ks, 0.72 WHIP and a 0.000000000000000000 ERA. Scoreless. Cristopher Sanchez now has five consecutive […]

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A’s Bring Jump Up, 25-Man Roster Gets Down

May 26, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 176 Comments

by: Grey

Names that are verbs are badass. Mark Spitz? Oh, hell yeah. Busta Rhymes? Yes, absolutely. Ben Folds? Okay, I’m with it. When going formal, does he hang out with Jeremy Irons? Hope so! That brings us to the A’s calling up, Gage Jump (5 IP, 4 ER, 10 baserunners, 5 Ks), the fantastically named double […]

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Williams, Gavin It All He’s Got

May 23, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 27 Comments

by: Dan Pants

There’s nothing better to kick off a hype mem-day weekend than a scoreless baseball game through eight innings. The Guardians and Phillies found themselves in the pitchers’ duel of the year Friday night, with both starters slash heartthrobs grinding out eight scoreless innings, but only one would come through with the victory. Gavin Williams allowed […]

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Tanner Shuts Down Tiger Bibats But Can’t Bibee Them

May 20, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 216 Comments

by: Grey

This is going to be the most Drew Anderson-coded Tanner Bibee post, as the kids say. Drew Anderson went 4 2/3 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 7 Ks, ERA at 3.98, as he started a game for the 1st time since 2021. You remember 2021. That was the year you told your friend he was […]

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