So far we’ve (I’ve) gone over the¬†top 10 for 2018 fantasy baseball,¬†top 20 for 2018 fantasy baseball,¬†top 20 catchers for 2018 fantasy baseball,¬†top 20 1st basemen for 2018 fantasy baseball and the top 20 2nd basemen for 2018 fantasy baseball.¬† Sure, I could’ve just said here’s the 2018 fantasy baseball rankings, but if you’re gonna clickbait, you gotta go full bait.¬† Last year, I was drooling about the top 20 shortstops; this year, well, I like a few of them.¬† Lowercase yay!¬† How’d it go from a deep position to shallow in one year, especially a year after a huge offensive outburst?¬† I have some theories, but they all involve the Illuminati, so I can’t talk about them.¬† With each player is my projections and where I see tiers starting and stopping. ¬†Anyway, here’s the top 20 shortstops for 2018 fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Here’s what I said last year, “We‚Äôre gonna find out if the top 20 shortstops are as Ken Bonerific as the¬†top 20 2nd basemen. ¬†Hint: ¬†they are. ¬†Damn, I gotta work on building suspense. ¬†That hint pretty much gives the whole kit away and tacks the kaboodle onto its back as it‚Äôs walking out the door. ¬†Goodbye, kit and kaboodle, I just gave you away for nothing.”¬† And that’s me quoting me!¬† This year?¬† Not so much.¬† Without further Machado, to recap, this final ranking is from our¬†Fantasy Baseball Player Rater¬†with my comments.¬† The Player Rater allows me to be impartial while looking at how I ranked them in the preseason.¬† Anyway, here‚Äôs the top 20 shortstops for 2017 fantasy baseball and how they compare to where I originally ranked them:Please, blog, may I have some more?
I had a thought, 30 years ago there was one source for all information, the encyclopedia.¬† If they wanted to make up information, there was no internet to double check anything.¬† *blows dust off an old book, opens¬†Encyclopedia Britannica, turns to Korean War page*¬† “In 1950-something, Carlos Correa tried to unite the Correan peninsula under Communist rool.”¬† Now there might be too much information, but 30 years ago, you’d shrug and be like, “I guess you spell rule ‘rool,’ and rad on Correa.¬† Hey, look, it says here Columbus invented the mammogram.”¬† Any hoo!¬† Yesterday, Correa went 4-for-5, 4 RBIs and his 22nd and 23rd homer.¬† He’s going to be a tough guy to peg for 2018 fantasy.¬† His power this year is actually solid when you consider he missed six weeks.¬† The lack of steals is disturbing though, if a lack of a fantasy category can be disturbing.¬† I know he’s fast, he knows he’s fast, but the Astros just refuse to let him run.¬† Three attempts all year is pathetic.¬† If he’s a lock for 29 HR, 2 SBs and .290 next year, it’s great, but it’s not 2nd round great.¬† Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Let’s see, all rise for the Judge.¬† Can I get a witness for Judge?¬† Judge, jury and executioner of fastballs.¬† This is one Judge who should never see the bench.¬† There’s a ten from the East German for Judge!¬† Well, you can be the Judge of that, not really tho.¬† You can Judge a book by how hard he knocks the cover off the ball.¬† And, of course, five minutes to Judge Mollywhopper.¬† All right, all right, enough.¬† Yesterday, Aaron Judge went 2-for-4, 2 runs, 3 RBIs with his 47th and 48th homer, as he hits .281.¬† I don’t want to have to bring out the caps, but he’s a ROOKIE.¬† *inserts meme of white guy blinking*¬† He has the rookie record for walks, within one of the rookie record for home runs and the first player with 200 Ks and a .262+ average in baseball history.¬† I looked through the last 120 years of baseball for a comparable year, and I found Mike Schmidt’s best year and a not-yet-white Sammy Sosa.¬† So, a Phillie hero and vitiligo.¬† In the 2nd half, Judge ‘only’ has 18 homers, and increased his K-rate to 32.9% from 29.8, only hitting .213.¬† In 2018, there’s going to be huge risk and reward when drafting Judge.¬† I’d be shocked if he falls further than the top 15 overall, so you’re gonna have to gamble that he won’t hit 40 HRs with a .240, and be essentially Khris Davis.¬† Either way, it’s gonna be tough to Judge.¬† Ugh.¬†¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
“Big Maple” James Paxton takes the mound on Thursday in his second start off the disabled list, facing the Rangers at home. Paxton’s first start off of the DL was a disaster, but that’s often the case – it normally takes at least one start for a pitcher to regain form after missing more than a month. And plus, it was against the Astros, so it’s completely forgivable. Paxton’s full-season stats are drool-worthy, so to get him at just $8,400 on FanDuel is an opportunity to pounce on. As for the Rangers, they strike out 24.7% of the time against lefties. If he’s back to form, it will be a big night for Big Maple.
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Went over this a little this morning with my general September call-ups for fantasy baseball (clickbait!) writings/stylings/gibberish. ¬†I’m not enthused by the guys headed to the majors this September. ¬†Look at what happened this year with Yoan Moncada. ¬†He had to be held down an extra month due to a September call-up. ¬†Of course, if, say, Harrison Bader walks on water straight down Broad Street, grabs a Philly cheesesteak, burps in Rhysus’ face, hits a 885-mile turn to the Gateway Arch and wrecks havoc in St. Louis, then by all means I’m grabbing him. ¬†With that said (finally!), Tyler Glasnow should be up any day now. ¬†In Triple-A, he’s been pitching strictly from the stretch, and it’s made all the difference in his mechanics. ¬†He’s compiled a 13.5 K/9 (!), 2.21 xFIP and he throws 95 MPH. ¬†131 Ks to only 31 walks in 87 1/3 IP! ¬†Sign me up pronto, Tonto. ¬†Of course, in mixed leagues, I’m still viewing him mostly as a matchups guy for the final month, but I’d stash everywhere for (Glas)now. ¬†Anyway, here’s some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey, guys and five non-guys, Dylan Bundy has awoken my nethers. ¬†But can I “stay awoken” as the kids say? ¬†The kids don’t say that, do they? ¬† Please, I’m woke AF! ¬†Though, I am confused why kids go around abbreviating Abercrombie and Fitch. ¬†When I was a kid, we spelled out Abercrombie and Fitch and had summer songs about girls that wore Abercrombie and Fitch. ¬†LFO was AF! ¬†Yesterday, Dylan Bundy went 9 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 2 walks, 12 Ks, ERA at 3.94. ¬†An Orioles starter with an ERA under 4! ¬†It’s an early Rhystmas miracle! ¬†Drop the balloons from the ceiling, Party City! ¬†So, looking under the hood, in a non-sexual way, leaves me a little yawnstipated on Bundy. ¬†His K/9 is 7.9, BB/9 is 2.6 and a 4.73 xFIP. ¬†His velocity’s down this year, but he pitched in relief some last year, so maybe not the best gauge. ¬†For 2018, I see nothing here to be excited about, but maybe he puts together a great September, and makes like Fonzie’s horse and says nay to the negativity. ¬†I’d continue to ignore him in shallower mixed leagues or use the Stream-o-Nator. ¬†Anyway, here’s what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:Please, blog, may I have some more?
When does the trend end for the path of articles that trend in the direction for Bux-ton? ¬†Weirdly enough, he shares the same name as the guy who stole Pee-Wee Herman’s bike, pretended to hide it in the Alamo, and then in the end got what he deserved. ¬†I wish I had some genius follow-up to that haymaker of a comparison, but there is more in the world of steals than some Minnesota Twin who is actually not a twin but quite possibly an only child. So ignoring the greater northern Midwest, as there are other things going on in steals-ville. ¬†Ahhh, who am I kidding, the world needs another Byron Buxton article. ¬†I have only seen 42 in the past three days across the fake baseball world, so one more should summarize it nicely. ¬†The dude is straight up sizzlin’ right now. ¬†If it’s not Hoskins, it has to be Byron. ¬†If you don’t know his stats over the past fortnight… well here they are anyways: batting .345 with 9 runs and 5 steals. ¬†This is the speed portion of the Buxton love affair, so the taters and other starchy stats aren’t included, sorry. ¬†It’s the end of year SAGNOF grab who you can and will drool all over… the fancy guys that you don’t own in the concessionary drooling steals/saves session. ¬†Let’s see what else is going down in the lower ownership SAGNOF ship of love!Please, blog, may I have some more?
ALL CONTESTANTS, BE SURE YOU READ THIS FIRST PARAGRAPH.
We are approaching week five of the playoffs. That is the final week for this contest. This week you only pick two players. Here‚Äôs the kicker. You cannot pick a player that anyone else has picked that week even if you haven‚Äôt picked that player yet in the playoffs. You will be able to change your pick if you accidentally pick a player that has been picked by another, but you must do so before the deadline. I will let you know if you need to select a different player in response to your comment. Before making your picks, please look at the comments to see what players have already been selected. Your picks are not locked until you see a response comment from me saying they are locked. However, you cannot change a pick if that player has not been picked.
The reason for this is because I want to prevent the first place team from waiting to see who the second place team picks and then picks the same batters so that he cannot be caught. This is not a new rule as it was clearly stated in the first week of the playoffs.
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It’s player’s weekend, ya’ll! These next few days are about letting loose and having fun and not taking this serious game so seriously. Hey, I’m really good at that! There are nicknames on the back of the jerseys and wacky cleats and bats and socks! How fun! Sign me up! The cynical side of me wants to say huge cash grab suuure, but the fact that all the proceeds go to the player’s chosen charity is kind of cool I will admit. And really who wouldn’t want a Big Smooth jersey. It’s just fun, don’t overthink it! Speaking of fun, how about owning Rhys Hoskins? The rookie hit his ninth home run last night in the first inning to become the fastest player ever to get to nine homers in his first 16 big league games! Extrapolate that! Calculating…calculating…that’s a 90 homer season! And that’s math, people! Math don’t lie. He’s now homered in six straight games hitting .385 with 16 RBI in that stretch. ALL HE DOES IS HIT HOME RUNS. Will he hit a home run in every game going forward? Probably! I don’t know! Remarkably, Rhys’ still available in about 40% of leagues but that number should be even higher by the time I finish this dot, dot, dot…sandwich! Gotcha! After jacking 67 homers in two minor leagues seasons the power is coming as no surprise, but his¬†.283/.406/.755 slash is certainly a big plus. Grey told you to BUY and if he’s still out there in your league you need to run, not walk, to pick him up because late season call ups like this can win your fantasy league. Sadly, Hoskins isn’t rocking a nickname on the back of his jersey this weekend, but if it were up to me it’d be “All Rhys.” See what I did there? If I said it should be “Better Than Judge” would that have been clearer? Because no one is more dominant than All Rhys right now, not even that other guy.
Here’s what else I saw in fantasy baseball Friday night:
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