There’s One Less Reason To Be Attached To Your Phone

September 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 124 Comments

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88 — Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022 That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I’m sick it’s so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that “very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men” joy yesterday. […]

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Chicago’s Playoff Dish Is Deep In 2026

September 24, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 125 Comments

by: Grey

Congrats to the Cubs and White Sox on making the playoffs within two minutes of each other yesterday. The White Sox did it on the back of this great David Sandlin start (6 IP, 1 ER, 5 hits, zero walks, 7 Ks, ERA at 5.58). Pretty cool to go from last place to first, but […]

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Rice Knocks The Starch Out Of The Ball

September 23, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Yankees did a little preview of the playoffs for the Rays. They brought out their top bats and said, “This is gonna be so awesome if we meet the Rays in the playoffs and they actually start Mason Englert.” First off, the Yankees’ Chipper (present day version who can’t hit anymore), Ryan McMahon went 2-for-4, […]

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I Guess PCA Doesn’t Want The Ex-Met Spotlight On Anyone Else

September 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 74 Comments

by: Grey

Pete Crow-Armstrong generates power from you thinking he looks like Problem Child. He generates power from you thinking a ginger can’t go in the sun like he’s a Gremlin. He generates power from his freckles! You cannot stop him, you can only hope if the sun reflects off him, that the reflection doesn’t hit you […]

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Feels Like Kismet That Ex-Met Returns Like A Comet For 300th HR

September 15, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 64 Comments

by: Grey

Describe the Mets in one small moment better than Pete Alonso (1-for-5 and his 36th homer) returning to Metco, hitting his 300th career homer, a game-tying blast in the 9th inning and getting a curtain call in a visiting stadium. Sure, the takeaway is Albombso returned to Metco and showed them what they’re missing! Well, […]

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Twins Shift Into Prospecting Overdrive With Emmanuel Rodriguez

September 13, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 121 Comments

by: Grey

Another top prospect was called up, this one was also the star of Webster and used to dunk on Gary Coleman, his name is Emmanuel Lewis. Dick Butkus was his dad and he burned down a house. Let’s hear it for the boy, who is actually a 49-year-old man pretending to be a seven-year-old! [intern […]

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Jared’s Got Me Jones’ing For A Breakout

September 5, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 18 Comments

by: Dan Pants

Pittsburgh Pirates pitching prospect powered past six pristine innings putting on a powerful performance as he piled up nine punchouts! Is that too long for a headline? I really went full stop into the alliteration there, I’m so sorry, let me try again. Bucs heartthrob Jared Jones allowed just four base runners Friday to pick […]

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Minnesota May Have Finally Found Joe Mauer’s Twin

August 27, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 88 Comments

by: Grey

Many people know Minnesota as the Land of 10,000 Lakes. What they don’t know, who the heck counted all those lakes? What if they were at like 9,877 lakes and someone tickled them and they lost count and just started again at 9,880, then it would actually be the Land of 9,997 Lakes, but no […]

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Nicky Blisters And The Reds Get Snake Bitten In Arizona

August 22, 2026 | 2026 Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 12 Comments

by: MarmosDad

Corbin Carroll had two of Arizona’s FIFTEEN hits last night as the D-Backs did their best impression of the worst hosts in baseball with a 9-0 thumping of Nick Lodolo and the Cincinnati Reds. The Snakes were biting in Arizona as Gabriel Moreno (2-for-5, 1 RBI, 5th SB), Geraldo Perdomo (3-for-5, 2 R, 1 RBI), […]

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Brewers Are Back In The High Life Again With Seattle Supplying The Miller

August 18, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 118 Comments

by: Grey

Yesterday, Kyle Harrison went 5 IP, 0 ER, 4 baserunners, 8 Ks, ERA at 2.84, and pitched well enough as the Brewers laid it on thick, scoring 22 runzingas. But did you hear Kyle Harrison had five earned runs removed from his last start, due to a scoring error? That’s right, the scorer, who scores […]

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Cardinals Not Feeling Any Baez Remorse

August 16, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 198 Comments

by: Grey

At the Vatican, staring at the Sistine Chapel, and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. Because I’ve been staring at so long, Adam morphs from bare-chested to having a Cardinals’ jersey. His, uh, lower half grows into a bat and God is not touching his finger anymore, but tossing him a meatball. An Italian man next to […]

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Points Leagues: August Infield Rankings

August 3, 2026 | Fantasy Baseball Points Leagues | 7 Comments

by: Latch-Key Kid

As we get into August, how I approach these rankings is going to change slightly. They still aren’t going to be a straight Power Ranking of who has been good recently, as that isn’t particularly predictive going forward. However, while patience with some players could still be rewarded the way they have recently with the […]

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