First off, we have to acknowledge we heard the news: The Pope does his first miracle https://t.co/oslOBeLTWQ — Razzball (@Razzball) June 5, 2025 U2 was right, it is a Beautiful Day. Though, I think U2 was talking about the new iPod. I don’t know, U2 sucks. Everyone with taste knows. Sorry, I am a natural […]
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It’s always so hard to know if a guy is GREAT uppercase, great lowercase or “Meh, was great but that’s because the Braves suck–Excuse me, I mean, the team he was facing sucked.” Though, the Braves do suck. Hard not to see that going on two years. So, was Merrill Kelly GREAT uppercase, great lowercase […]
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Lotta movement to cover this week. The Royals lineup looks pretty different these days with Jac Caglianone beefing up the middle. Vinnie P is heating up with the weather, posting a 167 wRC+ over his last 16 games. Maikel Garcia and Bobby Witt Jr. are both in rhythm right now, so this team could go on a nice summer run. They’re 32-and-29 despite scoring six fewer runs than the Chicago White Sox this season.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Didja know Ronny Mauricio‘s full name was Ronny Bobby Ricky And Mauricio? If you know, you know, which is pretty self-explanatory. Hey, Biggie, if you don’t know, you don’t know. Biggie Smalls, Mr. Exposition! If Notorious B.I.G. lived, I’m sure he would’ve had an incredibly long and illustrious career, but also, I don’t know, I’m […]
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SAGNOF: Dane’s World – Party Time, Excellent!!!
June 3, 2025 | 2025 Fantasy Baseball, Featured, SAGNOF, Steals | Leave a commentby: The Great Knoche
With a last name like Myers, I could have gone slasher film with this title pun, or made a play on words so terrific it would have made Myers perk up. Not that great? Well, fortunately for you, I went SNL with Wayne’s World. Even the pun with Dane is close to movie co-star Dana […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Take advantage of terrible matchups. That would be my advice to the guys on my fantasy team. I don’t care if you get wiped off by the nastiest deGrom slider like you’re in a 50’s noir movie and the director is wiping to the next scene that you’re not in. Or if you’re getting goosed […]
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Happy Monday, Razzball faithful! We’re officially into JUNE and, as such, we’re just over a third of the way through the Major League Baseball schedule. Spring rains are getting their last downpours in, the kids are getting ready for the end of the school year (more on that next week), and Lance McCullers is romancing […]
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Mariners Seem Young To Get A Cole In As 2B
June 1, 2025 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes, Featured | 378 Commentsby: Grey
Mariners called up Cole Young. Cole world, ah, Cole world. Watch out, here comes my altar ego, B. Fire. Bringing da…FIRE! Cole Cole World Yeah First time, he’s Cole’d up, A 2nd baseman pup, The new Mariners homey, They wanna rosterbate, ironically goodbye, Mastrobouni, Or later, Leo Rivas, If Raleigh sits on your head, you’re […]
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The results have been really solid across the last month, and last week was another good week. Ryan O’Hearn has been magical as one of our streamers over the last few weeks, and he’s finally getting rostered universally. Our biggest goal throughout the season is to stumble into must-roster players like that because the better […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Format = Team Position Player | Age | Level | ETA
1. Red Sox OF Roman Anthony | 20 | AAA | 2025
2. Athletics 1B Nick Kurtz | 22 | MLB | 2025
3. Brewers SS Jesus Made | 18 | A | 2028
4. Royals 1B Jac Caglianone | 22 | AAA | 2025
5. Rangers SS Sebastian Walcott | 19 | AA | 2026
6. Padres SS Leo De Vries | 18 | A+ | 2027
7. Reds RHP Chase Burns | 22 | AA | 2025
Interesting times at the top. Made and De Vries both feel like a smart place to put your money during these volatile economic times. Kurtz and Caglianone get these spots partly for floor, but they’re also closer to the Torkelson-Vaughn vortex than anyone in the lower minors. Gotta try to account for all facets of reality, and in doing that, I can see Chase Burns making a Skenesian impact over the final stretch this season. The pitcher penalty felt pretty outdated as I watched him dominate. The only thing most people can agree on here is that Anthony represents the best combination of proximity, probability and potential.
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hey, Tone, it’s your nephew Christopher. The city’s a mess. I went in there and they charge congestion pricing now. Can you imagine this? Charging me to sit in freakin’ traffic. How about Satriale’s charges to stand in line for gabagool? Paulie said you don’t have to pay the congestion pricing if they don’t see […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Jays put a hurt on the A’s like Big Hurt on the A’s hurting his legacy. I kid, nothing could hurt Big Hurt’s legacy. That’s such a great nickname too. Great nicknames are sorely lacking in baseball, and don’t call me Sorely. I tried with Cake Batter, but I’m the only one saying it. […]
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