Something tells me Leyland’s cigarettes tasted especially good today. Prince Fielder one-upped his hatred of his dad by signing with the Tigers. Now all of those Cecil fans that held onto his old jersey will look like they’re Prince fans. Detroit’s Father’s Day funtivities sure will be a tearjerker. I can’t wait for the soon-to-be-announced Soderbergh […]
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The Verducci Effect, 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 24, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 60 Commentsby: Grey
Verducci calls this the Year-After Effect. Maybe he’s too modest for Verducci Effect. Maybe he’s worried his readers will confuse eponymous with Aesop. Maybe he should change his name to Humblebrag. His newest list went live last week. It’s here. The most interesting thing about it is how after a year the accuracy can be […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 3rd Basemen for 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 24, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 62 Commentsby: Grey
We finish off the infield with the top 20 3rd basemen for 2012 fantasy baseball. The 2012 fantasy baseball rankings from shallowest to deepest go shortstops, third basemen, catchers, 2nd basemen then 1st basemen. That’s right, I think the catchers and 2nd basemen are deeper than the 3rd basemen. 3rd base gets the gas face. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Shortstops for 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 23, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 74 Commentsby: Grey
The top 20 shortstops for 2012 fantasy baseball are a shallow bowl of dung and even the catchers are ranked ahead of them for depth. All the 2012 fantasy baseball rankings can be found under that thing that says 2012 fantasy baseball rankings. (Don’t worry, one of my New Year’s Resolutions is to link to […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Lonnie Chisenhall, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
January 20, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 65 Commentsby: Grey
Look at you getting two posts today, which we will continue until next October. It’s an exciting time to be alive. Kinda like in the 1300’s when doorknobs were invented and people no longer needed to axe down the door to enter their house. So how about those Cleveland Indians brimming with prospects? It’s the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 2nd Basemen for 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 20, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 71 Commentsby: Grey
We continue our 2012 fantasy baseball rankings with the top 20 2nd basemen for 2012 fantasy baseball. There’s no 2nd baseman in the top 10 for 2012 fantasy baseball. At least by my calculation. Some ‘perts are putting Cano in the top 10, but I see him just outside of the top 10, but then […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 1st Basemen for 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 19, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 104 Commentsby: Grey
The top 10 and top 20 for 2012 fantasy baseball are in the bag, along with the top 20 catchers and your receipt for a $30 massage valued at $50. Thanks, Groupon! Today, Razzhands, we look at the top 20 1st basemen for 2012 fantasy baseball. All this shizz can be found under the 2012 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Top 20 Catchers for 2012 Fantasy Baseball
January 18, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 62 Commentsby: Grey
Went over the top 20 for 2012 fantasy baseball and top 10 for 2012 fantasy baseball. Now, friends, it’s time for the top 20 catchers for 2012 fantasy baseball. In the past, the top 20 catchers were the glass of warm milk right before you went to sleep. “Hey, I just drafted A.J. Pierzynski!” Snooze. […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 20
January 17, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft | 81 Commentsby: Grey
As you probably know, we just went over the top 10 for 2012 fantasy baseball and today we give you… Hint: it’s in the title of the post. Oh, forget it. Here’s our top 20 for 2012 fantasy baseball. And by our top 20 for 2012 fantasy baseball, I mean mine, but ‘our’ sounds more […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? 2012 Fantasy Baseball Rankings, Top 10
January 16, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Rankings | 74 Commentsby: Grey
What time is it?! 8:25 AM! No, random italicized voice, it’s time for the 2012 Fantasy Baseball Rankings. Second guess. All the 2012 fantasy baseball rankings will live in that link. The one that reads 2012 fantasy baseball rankings. It’s also at the top of the page. No, not “Home.” To the left of the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Be Happy With Madison
January 13, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft, Fantasy Baseball Keepers | 77 Commentsby: Grey
Madison Bumgarner will probably be on at least 75% of my teams this year. In the rankings, which start this upcoming Monday, I’ve ranked him way higher than any rational person so I’m bound to have him. You can’t even guess how high I have him. I mean, you can, but even if you’re right […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Nolan Reimold, 2012 Fantasy Sleeper
January 10, 2012 | Fantasy Baseball Sleepers | 75 Commentsby: Grey
No, they don’t refer to these Nolan Reimold-types as being “Grey’s stubborn and unable to let go of past” sleepers. No, I’m not just recycling posts from 2009. Though how about that Garrett Atkins?! These players are post-hype sleepers, y’all! Catch the excitement! Don’t worry, I won’t push Carlos Quentin on you. Though he is […]
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