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Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 23
Weekly leaguers, you're here to read weekly league advice, of course. But let's begin this week by broadening our horizons with a little daily league…
- Scott Evans
- August 31, 2013
- 25
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
MaDom Buyvary
I remember reading the Cliff Notes for Gustave Flaubert's masterpiece and thinking, "From the moment Cliff Notes was invented, no one has actually read a…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 593
Points Leagues
Do Yourself a Favor and Forget About Bogaerts.
Am I original? Yeeeeeah. Am I the only one? Yeeeeeeeah. Beddict’s back, ALLRIGHT!!!! Greetings Beddict lovers! Tis I, Tehol, here to assist you with squeaking…
- LT Murray IV
- August 30, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Two Scoops Of Power Is Raisin Brandon’s Value
Some players do something so wonderfully fantastic in one game that they force themselves into the lede. Some players do something so terrifically awful that…
- Grey
- August 30, 2013
- 174
Closers
Closer Report
So I was semi-bored this week, only semi, because I am a guy and porn still does exist. I was looking at the save totals…
- Smokey
- August 29, 2013
- 12
fantasy baseball keepers
Fantasy Keepers: Sonny With a Side of Sanchez (Again)
In Dune, a group of nomads called Fremen are almost wiped out by a race led by a maniacal, obese lard whose fat must be…
- Terse
- August 29, 2013
- 33
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Taijuan’s Anagram Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Filthy
Taijuan Walker will start vs. the Astros on Friday. The Mariners' front office decided if they were going to sell him for ten cents on…
- Grey
- August 29, 2013
- 444
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Pirates. They Think, Therefore, They ARRRRRGH
The Pirates are having a very fine season. There is no knocking on wood required here, no jinxers, no late-season collapse to ruin the party.…
- Jay
- August 28, 2013
- 16
DraftKings
DraftKings – The Final Contest Is Next Week, And It’s A Bigun
Razzball Nation! The $100,000 Sweet Spot has come and gone (how'd you do Razzball Contest winners?) and we've got only one RAZZBALL EXCLUSIVE contest for…
- JB Gilpin
- August 28, 2013
- 5
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
New York Flips Pittsburgh The Byrd
The Pirates are in it to win it, y'all! Maybe too aggressive. Okay, the Pirates are in it to make it seem like they're in…
- Grey
- August 28, 2013
- 440
OPS Leagues
Your OPS League MVP
Fancy meeting you here, and look at you: all dressed up with no place to go. As the season winds down, some are focused on…
- Tom Jacks
- August 27, 2013
- 43
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where Rudy Discusses Our Expert Leagues
I couldn't be a part of the podcast today because I was getting fitted for wedding dresses in NYC this weekend. I love reality based…
- Grey
- August 27, 2013
- 312
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 27
Mauledbypandas is back in first place for the first time since June 3rd. His team hit .289 this week with 44 runs and 43 RBI.…
- VinWins
- August 27, 2013
- 14
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
It’s Like We Harvey Knew Ya
I have a team building exercise for the Mets. Get Kevin Mitchell on the horn. He has at least five baby mamas that are flight…
- Grey
- August 27, 2013
- 203
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Scott Kazmir’s Arm Back From The Dead – Zombie Arm!
In true Halloween spirit, we have a special haunted edition of the Pitcher Profile. Ok, so it's not even September yet, but hey, we live…
- JB Gilpin
- August 26, 2013
- 27
NEWS
Bonifacio On a Royal Tear
Since being traded to the Royals ten days ago, has seven steals - more than any player in baseball in that span. Obviously, he's benefited…
- Mike
- August 26, 2013
- 21
Daily Notes
Marco Estrada No Es Tostada
It was about a half year ago that Grey threw all his chips into the pot on . Man-crushed him onto just about every team…
- Rudy Gamble
- August 26, 2013
- 457
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Lounge Against the Machine
Welcome into the Razzball Lounge, fantasy freaks. Here in the lounge we celebrated Razzball scribes like to kick back, relax, sketch Grey’s mustache, debate and…
- The Guru
- August 25, 2013
- 54
Creeper of the Week
Creeper Of The Week: Rejoice In Re-Morse
Greetings and good cheer, my fellow Razzballians (which sounds like a portmanteau of 'Razzball Aliens' but I swear it's not; the status of your US…
- Sky
- August 25, 2013
- 41
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Minor Accomplishments: Week 21
Back in May, I wrote a Courtney Hawkins fantasy. You can read it here. At that point in time, Hawkins was at High-A Winston Salem…
- Scott Evans
- August 25, 2013
- 29
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
You’re Coming With Me Cain
Sean Connery enjoyed the landing of B-Weezy. So it's official. Just in time for your playoffs or late-season run for a title, has joined and…
- Jay
- August 24, 2013
- 46
Fantasy Baseball Two Start Pitchers
Two-Startapalooza — Week 22
Instead of relegating him to bullpen duties, the Cardinals have opted to send to the disgraceful list. In a corresponding move, they've called up from…
- Scott Evans
- August 24, 2013
- 56
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Call The Money Store To Buy Scooter
Because we don't like to leave anyone out here (yeah, right; I don't think 80% of the words I use would be made up if…
- Grey
- August 23, 2013
- 722
Y to Z
The Commerce Comet
In 1948, Yankee Scout Tommy Greenwade had taken a trip to Kansas to see a prospect named Billy Johnson who played for a semi-professional team…
- Paulie Allnuts
- August 23, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Beachy Has Freezer Burn
First Heyward, and now is headed to see Dr. Freeze. This is the worst back-to-back days in Atlanta since Sherman burnt Atlanta and then Home…
- Grey
- August 23, 2013
- 206
Closers
Bullpen Report
Winning is defined differently through the annuls of our time. I mean Chuck Sheen uses it because winning is banging a gaggle of porn stars.…
- Smokey
- August 22, 2013
- 22
fantasy baseball keepers
Pitcher Keepers: Eggs Holland-aise with a Side of Sanchez, Mmm…
I hallucinated on Sunday night, and it was really disturbing. You see, the night before was the final night of my trip to the Jersey…
- Terse
- August 22, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
So That’s Why Jason Wore A Mask
All the time in Los Angeles I'll see older women who have had way too much plastic surgery. Trying to hold on to their youth.…
- Grey
- August 22, 2013
- 628
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Bear or Bull: Much To My Chacin
For the most part, there is general theme that I try to cover in this series. Usually, I like to concentrate on the heavily owned…
- Jay
- August 21, 2013
- 21
Fantasy Baseball Prospects
Scouting the Unknown: Javier Baez
Javier Baez | SS, Cubs | Born: 12/1/1992 I realize I've been a little Javier Baez-centric lately (see here and here), but I'm not going…
- Scott Evans
- August 21, 2013
- 24
DraftKings
DraftKings – Sweet Spot Friday
It's here! The $100,000 Sweet Spot is up this Friday (fact!) and we're ready to have a Razzballer take da paper! If you've won one…
- JB Gilpin
- August 21, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Blue Jay Outfield Jinxed By A Torontula
left yesterday's game as Jose hip got amiss and he hit the DL. In his place will be and , who's good friends with Jason…
- Grey
- August 21, 2013
- 495
OPS Leagues
Save Me, Juan Francisco
Can I assume that you’re still competitive in your league if you’re reading this article at this point in the year? Or are you simply…
- Tom Jacks
- August 20, 2013
- 40
All Podcasts
The Razzball Podcast — The One Where We Play Fact Or Fiction
Said like Denzel from Training Day, "Chutes and Ladders ain't got nothing on us!" Nick decided to pore over stats like he pores over pornography…
- Grey
- August 20, 2013
- 347
Our Leagues
RCL Update: August 20
Mauledbypandas closed to within 4-tenths of a point, but A Hill O’ Beans held on to the lead for the second straight week. With six…
- VinWins
- August 20, 2013
- 11
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
Red Sox Pop A Xanderax
Finally, the Red Sox promoted Nomah's heir apparent -- Zandah Bogats! Johnny Pesky and Ted Williams's frozen head said, "Allaka Xander!" and poof a direct…
- Grey
- August 20, 2013
- 234
Pitcher Profiles
Pitcher Profile: Danny Salazar And The Curious Case Of Rookie Love
You know, picking your fantasy baseball pitchers is surprisingly a lot like The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. At the beginning, you want the old…
- JB Gilpin
- August 19, 2013
- 26
NEWS
Billy Hamilton Watch, 2013
It's that time of year. With just a couple of weeks until rosters expand in September, it's time for players in re-draft leagues to start…
- Mike
- August 19, 2013
- 17
Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes
The Other Chris Davis Is Okhay
You don't have to only listen to Brewers games on the radio to be excited about Khris Davis. You also don't have to only be…
- Grey
- August 19, 2013
- 546
Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell
Jam it or Cram it: Fantasy Depression is a Frustrating Mess
So, how’s your season? *connects hose to tailpipe* That good, huh? Well, the end is near my depressed Razzballin’ droogs. Some of us are prepared…
- The Guru
- August 18, 2013
- 73
