Another early playoff exit has Minnesota fans melancholic, but few organizations are as well positioned for success over the next few seasons. Cleveland is in danger of taking a step back, Detroit and Kansas City are building, and Chicago is pushing to win now, but Minnesota remains atop this mountain heading into 2021. The system looks a little less stocked than it has the past few years but still contains plenty of prospects to anticipate.
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What is up everybody!? Welcome to 2021, which in the Chinese Zodiac is actually the Year of the RazzSlam! Now, in case you were not feeling in the fantasy spirit last year due to [waves hands around], you might not know what the RazzSlam is. Is it some kind of senior omelet at Denny's? Is it a finishing move for a WWE superstar? Some kind of rap battle? No, my confused friend! It's the biggest Pros-vs-Joes fantasy baseball tournament in all this land!
Ray Butler of Prospects365 won the inaugural RazzSlam, and if you're looking for your chance to compete against the best minds in the fantasy baseball industry (somehow they included me in there...), take a look at the rules below and sign up!
I was between writing a sleeper post for Framber Valdez and Lance McCullers. Not Lance McCullers Jr., he's a bum. Kidding. At a certain age though, drop the Jr., junior. It's like being a thirty-year-old Bobby. Put on your big boy pants, Bobby, and call yourself Robert! I'd even accept Rob. No freakin' Robbie! Any hoo! I didn't love everything I saw on Lance McCullers's peripherals. Enough to like him at his current ADP? I think so, but it might be a game-time decision when I'm doing my rankings. Framber Valdez, how'sever, a chef's kiss echoing through the caverns of your mind, which sounds like a Yacht Rock song, making it even more special. Special like the guy who opens the door at thirty seconds into this video. Yes, I could've just embedded right to that part, but you really need the lead-up to brace yourself for the door-opener. Oh my God, that guy is Jose Alvarado, i.e., The Opener.
Damn it, that will never get old. I want to read a 15,000 word essay about Jose Alvarado from the Benny Mardones video. "Skim read," not read read, but still. So, what can we expect from Framber Valdez for 2021 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?
Psyche! Before we get into the Framber Valdez sleeper, just wanted to announce all my rankings are currently available on Patreon for the price of a Starbucks coffee, if you get one of those extra grande frappuccino jobbers. Don’t wait for the rankings to come out over the next month, and get them all now. So II, the Framber Valdez sleeper:
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Ya know when people really love the starters I love? About a year after I love them. I'm happy for Kenta Maeda, Max Fried, Yu Darvish, Brandon Woodruff, Zac Gallen, Dinelson Lamet, Zach Plesac and Sonny Gray. Really, I am. And I might own some of them this year. Happy to pay the price. Know when I told you to draft them when their price was still dirt cheap? Last year around this time. I drafted Yu Darvish, Kenta Maeda, Sonny Gray, Woodruff and Lamet on a bunch of teams last year for half of their price or less, and, when I did, people were like, "Wow, you have a handsome face, but obviously you're dumb as balls." Who's having the last laugh now? Me, a soft chuckle that builds into a loud, wildly obnoxious cackle. I don't just happen to state my bona fides in this post for s's and g's. I think I need to lay out my case for why I'm not crazy to want to draft Tyler Mahle. Prior to this year, T. Mahle was best known for "Tuesday's special that give you indigestion." So, what can we expect from Tyler Mahle for 2021 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?
Psyche! Before we get into the Tyler Mahle sleeper, just wanted to announce all my rankings are currently available on Patreon for the price of a Starbucks coffee, if you get one of those extra grande frappuccino jobbers. Don't wait for the rankings to come out over the next month, and get them all now. So II, the Tyler Mahle sleeper:
In a baseball universe flickering with intentional losing, the Royals employ a bold strategy: trying. They haven’t seen much success of late, but that’s largely due to the natural contention cycling of a small market club. Also due in part to the death of young fireballer Yordano Ventura, whose innings could’ve gone a long way toward bridging from one cycle to the next. This group of prospects isn’t quite as promising as the Hosmer Moose crew that brought home a title, but it’s not overly optimistic to compare the two. Brighter times are coming to Kauffman Stadium.
Happy New Year! Hope you got to spend time with loved ones, whether from a safe social or virtual distance. Took last week off, but BOY OH CHEF BOYARDEE did we have a lot happen lately. In San Diego, at least.
Here's the best of the past couple weeks in the world of baseball:
Without copping to being a rocket surgeon or just someone with an abnormally-sized brain, Kevin Gausman jumped off the page to me as the very first pitching sleeper, and a guy I want in every league. Always a good sign is me seeing someone's stats, and scratching my head why they're not being drafted higher. There's not one thing I can find for Kevin Gausman that makes him less than an ideal sleeper. The only thing I can think of that is scaring people off, and this feels like a stretch, but maybe his 5.72 ERA from 2019. I don't know, I'm merely guessing. People are smarter than that, though. I mean, not all people, obviously, but if you're playing fantasy baseball, you know better than to look at ERA from a guy who bounced between the 'pen and rotation eighteen months ago, right? I mean, I mean, I MEAN! We're not talking about the general public here. The people who care are guys and five girls who are such fans of baseball they're playing fantasy baseball so they most know better, right? No? Okay. Last year, Kevin Gausman's surface area numbers are gorgeous, and make me engorged. 11.9 K/9, 2.4 BB/9, and 3.06 xFIP in 59 2/3 IP. You can put those numbers next to any pitcher in the game and you'd be hard-pressed to figure out which one is Kevin Gausman and which one is, say, Gerrit Cole. Yes, I said Gerrit Cole. Allow me to explain with Cole's numbers: 11.6 K/9, 2.1 BB/9, and 3.38 xFIP. Such a new schooler that you spell it nu skool? Gausman had a 3.24 SIERA and Cole's was 3.21. Trying to figure out why Gerrit Cole is being drafted in the top 5 overall in some leagues and Gausman's going around 160? Effin' A, me too. So, what can we expect from Kevin Gausman for 2021 fantasy baseball and what makes him a sleeper?
