Corey Seager should've been called up already. Brucely, we're up against it with the Dodgers. We have the aging vet, Jimmy Rollins, who looks like toast if you were to take doodie and pat it into the shape of toast and, uh, toast it. We have Justin Turner, who is having a career year but isn't really this good and getting more slap hits than another Turner. We have Dumb Mattingly, who has Joe Torre on speed dial because he thinks Torre is still the manager of the team and Dumb is just acting as interim. We have the playoffs in their grasp. We have a team where money is no object, so if they call up Seager and bench Rollins and his contract, whatevs. We have a city that is obsessed with youth, says Debra Winger. This sounds as convoluted as True Detective. Now that I write it out, I'm surprised Seager didn't get called up in April. I've refrained from tooting the Seager horn to avoid looking like a Bozo when he wasn't called up, but I'm starting to think it could be soon, or at least within the next month. Why do we care, young prematurely balding men? Cause he looks like a young Tulo. Maybe he doesn't steal 20 bases in a year, but he could hit 30 HRs with 10 steals and a .300 average. No, not this year, but at some point those numbers seem doable. And I'd like to do 'em! In redraft leagues, I'd now start stashing Seager, and, in keepers and dynasty leagues, he's likely already gone, but if he's not, oh, heck's yeah. Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:
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Points Leagues: I Did It All For The Rookie
July 31, 2015 | Points Leagues | 8 Commentsby: malamoney
Let's play a quick game of Jeopardy. I'll take "Inappropriate Clues for $1000 Alex". Ok, here's your clue. "It's not wise to upset a wookie." If your answer is "what did Han Solo say to C-3PO regarding the holographic game between R2-D2 and Chewbacca aboard the Millennium Falcon?" then you'd be wrong. The correct answer is "what did [player]Hisashi Iwakuma[/player] say when I asked him what he thought about playing a prank on [player]Carlos Correa[/player]". And before anyone goes and gets offended by that I'd like to point out that the category was "Inappropriate Clues" and before I moved forward with it I got the approval of [player]Yu Darvish[/player], [player]Norichika Aoki[/player], [player]Masahiro Tanaka[/player] and [player]Ichiro Suzuki[/player]. They all got a good raff out of it. So should you.
[player]Gerrardo Parra[/player] is one of the least sexy guys to own in baseball. He’s isn’t particularly flashy, with no outstanding one category skill and he doesn’t have a cool name (Saltalamacchia or Gregorius, for instance). These are serious marks against him. But, it looks like Parra is on the move to Baltimore, where he should slot into an improved lineup, with the likes of [player]Adam Jones[/player], the smoldering-hot [player]Chris Davis[/player], and [player]Manny Machado[/player]. Parra has been very under the radar this season but has a fantastic .326/.367/.517 triple slash with 9 bombs and 7 legs on the year. Parra is probably owned in your league, as he is available in just over 25% of ESPN leagues. His OBP since the ASG is third-best in baseball at .512, behind only The Earth Shaker ([player]Joey Votto[/player]) and Au Shizz ([player]Paul Goldschmidt[/player]). So, if he is out there, I’d gobble up Parra right away, as his .365 OBP could be legit. This is a guy that could be breaking out as a player at age 28. He should get into the mid-teens in both power and speed (15/15 is doable).
I'm out here busting my literary chops. Ok, not really. Y'all know the the Robert Frost poem at this point. Anything popular was quoted a million times before the age of the interwebs but now we can actually tally those amounts. Seriously, go search it. I'd wait but you'll fall into a google rabbit hole and never return so just skim the first page and know it to be true. You back? Hello? DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, CAROL ANNE! It takes a special breed of idiot to want to roster Carlos Rodon. Thankfully for you, I am such an idiot. I guess the best way to look at this is, it's payday for most of you and you weren't gonna put all that cash into an IRA were you? Exactly. Normally I tell you about numbers when I discuss pitching suggestions. The thing is, I can't really do that with this call. This is a 'Yankees can be had by lefties' call and nothing more. The stats actually say they're great against lefties. Heck, they're 5th in wRC+ against them on the season. But those season stats don't point out Mike Montgomery neutralizing them at Yankees stadium and K'ing 9. On the talent scale, I'd put Rodon *pretends to weigh both sides, falls over in dramatic heap onto Carlos side* well ahead of Mike. It's definitely a risk so I'd never recommend for a cash game but I would like for you all to take the road less traveled by today. It could make all the difference. But enough about being a sad, sorry English major, let's get a move on. Here's my Frost'd takes for this Friday DK slate...
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Toronto Pays Price Tag In Canadian Dollars
July 31, 2015 | Fantasy Baseball Daily Notes | 371 Commentsby: Grey
You know they say, every Blue Jay fan has his Price, and every dog has his day and what does the cat say? Me-ouch. Is that a well-known idiom? Sounds like something Pol Pot would've said. "You look like a clown because you've applied too much Khmer rouge. Now what does the cat say? 'Me-ouch!'" That was Pol Pot at his most disarmingly charming. You ever look at pictures of dictators and think to yourself, "He looks like a total tool. What kind of a-holes followed this guy?" Any hoo! David Price was acquired by the Blue Jays for Daniel Norris (who I'll get to in a moment). The Blue Jays GM, Alex Anthopoulos doesn't believe he gutted the farm system to deliver Price and/or Tulo. No more than, say, a Greek farmer needs to gut a lamb to make shawarma. As they say on the lamb farm, sacrifices need to be made. I don't think this changes a thing about Price's value. Comerica was actually more offense-friendly this year, and the Blue Jays will provide more run support, but Price is essentially the same pitcher whether he's in Toronto, New York or Boston, in Philly, Miami or Houston; in Detroit or-- Is this a Kid Rock song I'm singing? Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
All the fantasy world was hoping that Jonathan Papelbon would be traded to a team without a reliable closer. Instead, he goes to a team and kicks in the door swinging with the "I make more money than you" swagger that only comes with wearing Jordache jeans. And then he takes Drew Storen's job. From a relief pitcher standpoint, Papelbon jumps from the worst save-driven team to top 10 overall. The Phillies generated only 26 save opportunities to the date of his trade. The Nationals were a far better team, and their record says so with 43 save opportunities. The Nationals have also had a lead 32 more times than the Phillies, so Storen isn't a completely wasted roster spot. If you got skunked by this, you need to keep him rostered. He will still get the off-day save chances, and should pitch in a ton of high-leverage situations based on the bullpen shape of the Nationals, which isn't a blue ribbon. Papelbon immediately jumps to elite status for me because of his history, and the whole contending team thing. He will easily double his saves total (in less games) to date, which stands at 17. On the flip side of this trade, it opens up the gates to wunderkid Ken Giles to close in the land of steaks covered in cheese. Giles immediate value is that of a closer, but with the Phil's, he's going to basically have a worse representation of what Papelbon had, but he still has moderate save appeal. I can see him getting 10 saves the rest of the way. This is posting a day before the deadline, so things could be in flux. And make sure to check out Ralph and myself over on Razzball Soccer, as the FPL is in full go.
I put in a long day at work on Monday. I drove four hours from home after a weekend with my family straight to the office. With the fair in town, we were doing some pretty cool digital projects that highlighted the dirty jobs at the fair. Well, technically, we called them dirty deeds... done fair week. Yes, you'll be singing AC/DC all weekend now. After learning how to be a rodeo clown at night for about four hours, I was just exhausted when I returned home.
My alarm went off at 4:45 a.m. on Tuesday as I stirred in bed to start another day. Right before I hopped in my Prius — yes, I drive a Prius. What of it? — I hopped on Facebook and saw Razzball post an article about Troy Tulowitzki. I immediately clicked it due to my 75 percent shares in fantasy leagues, thinking that he was hurt. Nope, he was just traded to an equally impressive offensive ballpark.
I was shocked, nervous about the turf despite none of his injuries throughout his career being based around his back and couldn't wait to start him in DraftKings.
Well, the Blue Jays get left-handed pitcher Danny Duffy tonight, which means it's time to break out the big guns in Toronto, eh?
Straight to the cash, homie.
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Yesterday, Latos was traded to the Dodgers, then not traded. Then CarGo was traded to the Mets, then not traded. Then Cole Hamels was traded to the Rangers, and really traded, I think. I don't know, I'm dizzy. Ruin Tomorrow Jr. was sad to see Hamels go, but this is the business he chose, after getting fired from Duane Reade for mixing up the garbage with "the important stuff." And after getting fired for explaining to kids there is no Santa, after being dressed as the mall Santa. After being fired as Ruin Tomorrow Sr.'s personal assistant, but he maintains that was a misunderstanding. He thought, "Don't tell your mother," meant, "Don't tell your mother until you see her." After his no-hitter the other day, I said, "(Hamels's) peripherals look fine and he’s just getting a tad unlucky. I could see someone thinking they’re selling high after this no-hitter, but Hamels is a low-3 ERA pitcher with a 9.6 K/9, i.e., a low-end fantasy ace." And that's me quoting me! I would've preferred to see him go to the NL, but Arlington is about a push with Citizens Bank and could see him stringing together a sub-3 ERA for two months. Jorge Alfaro, Jerad Eickhoff and Nick Williams were acquired by the Phils, and I'm sure Prospect Mike will go over them, after he gets their posters up in his living room. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
Disgraces and Delights, Week 17: Whole Melk, Extra Thick
July 29, 2015 | 2023 Fantasy Baseball | 43 Commentsby: LT Murray IV
Greetings! It's crunch time, boys and girls! Are you one of the good people frantically following the trade talks, hoping to find that closer or rookie call up to complete your championship squad? Or are you one of those mud pirates, who has stopped paying attention all together, ruining things for everyone else? I suppose you're more than likely not reading this if that's the case, but just in case you are, let me be speak for your leaguemates, and say ef you! In head-to-head leagues, it's even more despicable, giving undeserving teams huge victories and besmirching the playoff standings. Stick to DFS, for this is a game of Kings, and why I usually insist on playing in high money leagues, where frauds are beheaded like a deserter of the Nights Watch. Kudos to you if you're still around, fighting for your lives in the greatest game ever invented. You, my goodmen, are warriors and the Elder Gods will write poetry in you honor.
I am Tehol Beddict, and this is, Disgrace/Delight! Take heed!
Finnegan’s Wake: Trade Deadline Prospects
July 29, 2015 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 84 Commentsby: Mike
The trade deadline is approaching fast, and we've already seen a few major deals go down. I'll wrap up the rest of the trades next Wednesday, but here's a look at a few of the notable prospects who have changed teams so far. As always, we'll look at them through the Cheeto-dust-covered lens of fantasy baseball. Not every prospect is going to have a significant change in value, but a few could see their stocks rise or fall with a new organization. One such player is Brandon Finnegan, who got mad famous when he jumped from the College World Series to the actual World Series in just one summer. Kansas City may have been more inclined to let him settle into a relief role than the Reds will be, so the trade to Cincinnati has helped his stock if they truly intend to give him a long look at starting. Finnegan could potentially get stretched out in time to help the Reds this year, but it's more likely we'll see him in early 2016. The 22-year-old southpaw - if he makes it - has #3 starter upside with a middle-reliever floor. For some evaluators the difference between those two outcomes lies in the progress of his changeup and his durability. At any rate this trade doesn't hurt him, and obviously NL pitchers are preferable anyway. Here are some other notable prospects that were traded this week...
Tuesday night, there was much action piling into the DFS Volkswagen that was the Toronto Blue Jays hitting. Many saw the matchup against rookie LHP Adam Morgan and stacked their rosters full of Jays accordingly. Not an inexpensive stack, the Jays proceeded to roll up runs in the first two innings, including a dinger from freshly minted leadoff man Devon Travis. The rout was on, yes?
No. The Jays scored exactly zero runs after the second inning, landing at a total of two runs. Six hits, two runs. Chris Young almost did that himself for the Yankees in Texas.
Looking at the docket for tonight, there are the Blue Jays again, like Lucy and the football, inviting you to run up on them again and try to kick that football through the posts and take down all the tourneys.
But you are weary from landing flat on your back Tuesday night. Two runs. Six hits. And that was against a rookie LHP at the Rogers Centre. Optimal situation and they laid down. You begin talking yourself into Jose Reyes being the key to the whole thing and that chemistry will be irrevocably switched like what happened to the Oakland A's last season when the hot A's dealt Yoenis Cespedes to the Red Sox and suddenly the Swingin' A's swung no more.
It's understandable to be wary of going all in on Toronto just one day after you felt used and ashamed from striking out with them last night. Surely the Yankees look like a good place to lay all my monies, right? Well, yes, that's a good place, too, but you shouldn't take your red pen and cross off the Jays.
Jerome Williams is not good either and the situation is good again for the home-roosting Jays, so as we've said many times in this space, put on your anti-memory hat and make sure you have some exposure to this game and its players. And since fewer players, still highly owned I'm sure but less than Tuesday for sure, will be willing to dive into a less optimal scenario again so soon, you may have a better edge than if you had done this the night before.
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Jonathan Papelbon has a contract that insures that he remains the closer if he's traded. He would likely be the closer in Washington even without that stipulation, but it's so like Papelbon to have that in his contract. Should just call that the douche clause. To fix him, the Nationals should bring him into games where they're up one run in the seventh and run him out there for three innings every night until his arm falls off. Sure, they'd cost themselves a closer and games, but isn't spite worth it? I know it is when Cougs says she has a headache and I say, "Fine, I'm gonna sleep in the bathtub!" Sure, I could stay in the bed, or even opt for a couch, but the spite wouldn't be driven home as well. Papelbon's trade obviously kills all value for Drew Storen. Shame, his career feels like the exact opposite of Fernando Rodney. No matter how well Storen pitches every year he seems to lose the job for some unforeseen reason. Maybe he can figure out a way to work into his contract, "Must pitch after any white guy that is a terrible dancer whether that is Mark Madsen, Grey Albright or Papelbon." Of course, in Philly, this means that Ken Giles gets his long-deserved chance to close for the Phils. All three games where they're leading. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
