Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team's points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:
Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)
Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).
You can find links to the six Fantasy Razzball leagues (along with the 64 RCLs) here. 
Monthly Archives: May 2013
Fantasy Razzball is the game where the goal is to manage the worst fantasy baseball team possible. You hope to find terrible players who don't get sent to the minors. As in the RCL, a team's points are multiplied by the League Competitive Index. The LCI is based on the total points of the top 8 teams per league. The overall standings can be found below. Points are credited as follows:
Hitters (AB = +2, H = -3, R = -4, HR = -6, RBI = -4, K = +2)
Pitchers (IP = -1, HR = +4, L = +8, K = -1, ER = +1.5, H+BB = +1).
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[player]Jesus Montero[/player] was sent down and the Mariners called up Jesus Sucre. Jesus for Jesus was the original name of Jews for Jesus when it only had one member. The only thing that I pray is that my [player]Brayan Pena[/player] don't fail me now...Jesus sucks! And I don't think there is nothing Montero can do now to right my wrongs...Jesus Sucks! I want to talk to [player]Yan Gomes[/player], but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long...Jesus Sucks! To the SAGNOF hustlers, worm burners, lefty murderers, HGH drug dealers especially A-Rod's cousin... Jesus Sucks for them! To victims of Ron Popeil 'Set it and Forget It' catcher management style for we living in hell here hell yeah, Jesus Sucks for them! I.e., good riddance, Montero. With Easter passed, I have no idea when Jesus will be back, but I'd drop him in all leagues. Shoppach will take over full-time now, but this should put Mike Zunino firmly on your radars. On the most recent prospect power rankings, Zunino was honorably mentioned. Last time Scott, our prospect writer, really hooked his chompers into Zunino, he said this, "Zunino will likely surface in Seattle at some point in 2013, but his fantasy value, once up, is tough to gauge. His tools profile suggests he’ll eventually develop into a very nice big league catcher, and one you’ll want in fantasy leagues. But most people around baseball don’t see the Travis D’Arnaud/Jesus Montero/Devin Mesoraco-type ceiling with Zunino. Then again, he’s surpassed expectations at every stop thus far, and it’s within reason to think he could continue to do so at the highest level. A real overachiever, like our very own Grey." Hey, thanks! A word about that quote. (Actually a few words.) Jesus Montero is mentioned in there, and that's not a goof by Scott, this just shows you what catcher prospects look like when they come up. Catchers tend to take a while to develop because they're learning defense as much as offense. They can't just hit, they need to play defense. Well, except for Mike Piazza. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
So here we sit at the quarter post of the season, closers have had some ups and some flops. Staring at you [player id=9059]Mr. Axford[/player]. Forecasting the next big closer blow-up is no easy business. It's kind of like yelling Bingo and not really having it, facing the scourge of the geriatric posse that is inhabiting such an establishment. Let me just tell you it's an awkward walk to get coffee or to your car afterward. So, I am not going to sit here and bold-fully predict the next closer to go down, because I am not Negrodamus or that fake Jamaican psychic. But, I can tell you things that I notice that I don't like or do like. I like [player]Heath Bell[/player]'s re-established Heath Bell-ness. I am buying Edward Mujica as a one-pitch pitcher. I am worried about [player]Chris Perez[/player]'s career low numbers in categories that aren't really stats but I pay attention to. [player]Mariano Rivera[/player] is the G.O.A.T., period. It somehow took [player]Jason Grilli[/player] 13 years to get where he is and that's arguably the best fantasy reliever in baseball. So hit the red bar and see how far this rabbit hole goes.
Bear or Bull: Jay Bruce The New Jay Wrong?
May 23, 2013 | Fantasy Baseball Buy/Sell | 109 Commentsby: Jay
One of the constant questions I get is 'Where did you get your nick from?' The other ones, if you were wondering, are 'Who is that in your avatar and what is he holding?'. Obviously you've never seen Worf hold a tribble. But if you have, then you would know those things are not what is in my avatar. It is none other than Montgomery Scott, from old school Trek. And what is he holding in his hands? The answer to that, like all things in life, is whiskey. And don't worry, I'm already advocating to Rudy for a Star Trek character page for all of us to link to. Thank me later. Anyhow, where were we? Ah, yes, the origination of my Razzy call-sign. Its really not that hard to decipher. Let's just say that it was given a long time ago, in a state far, far away. And it was given because when I do things, in all aspects, I do them very, very wrong. And the reason all of this got brought up is [player]Jay Bruce[/player] seems to be on pace to strikeout 209 times and only hit 18 homeruns. You certainly wouldn't call that Jayright, so let's find out if we should start calling him Jaywrong after the jump.
[player]Josh Rutledge[/player] did not play for the third time since last Friday because Walt Weiss is crummy with crackers, then thinking he was a real Weiss guy, Rutledge was sent down to Triple-A. This is the same Rutledge that went into yesterday's game hitting .259 with a homer, 3 runs and 3 RBIs in the last week. He'd be leading the entire Marlins team with those numbers! On our Fantasy Baseball Player Rater, he was above Starlin Castro, Alcides, Alexei, Rollins, Asdrubal for the year... Seriously. He was doing better than all but 8 shortstops. Yes, I'm on the River Denial and my boat is called, "Dubya Tee Eff?!" and I'm stopping at the Sphinx to riddle him with, "What are the Rockies doing?" Are you seriously going with [player]DJ LeMahieu[/player] because he had hits the last two days?! Why not just go with David Guetta? At least he's had hits I've heard of! The problem seems to be that the Rockies are holding Rutledge's fielding against him. Luckily, Weiss wasn't managing the Yankees in 1996 or Jeter would've been sent down for Luis Sojo. I know, The Art of Fielding, I know Dan Fielding, I do not know of sending Rutledge down for fielding. Stop the madness and bring back Rutledge! I'll admit when I'm wrong with drafting guys, but Rutledge was not a mistake. It's stupid teams, playing for stupid things that don't matter in 5x5 roto. STUPID! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
I sat out this podcast. Now, now, don't boo like Justin Bieber just won an award. It should be about the craft that we're making, and… this is not a gimmick, this is not a gimmick. This is about our Player Pages. What I like most about the Player Pages is that they give me another reason to not go to ESPN. The second reason is they are designed strictly for fantasy baseball. I love what Fangraphs offers, but it's for a baseball perspective. Sometimes you can't see the fantasy forest because of all of the baseball trees. I want to know how a player did most recently -- their ten game and thirty game log. I want to know their position rank, according to preseason and season to date, and not just for ESPN or Yahoo, but both. Not just for 10 team, 12 team or AL or NL-Only leagues, but all of them. I want to know how well someone is vs. righties and lefties. I want to what their next week looks like and what pitchers they are gonna face. I want to know how well they will do vs. how well they just did. I want to know the future, basically. That is all there. While it has its place, it doesn't matter for fantasy how well, say, [player]Juan Francisco[/player] did in Colorado in April when we get to June. If it's more than 30 days away, who cares for fantasy? I want to know how well he's going to do tomorrow or this weekend, or what he's done for the last week. I want to know if I own [player]Kyle Seager[/player] in my 14-team ESPN league where is he a positive (runs) and where is he a negative (steals). While it's interesting that Seager had 174 ground balls in 2012, this doesn't do anything for me without calculations. Those calculations have been done. If you're curious how many homers Hank Greenberg hit in 1938 (58), cool, but these Player Pages won't help you. If you want to know the exact predicted line of [player]John Gast[/player] for his next start, these Player Pages will help you. Also, on today's podcast, Smokey joins up to discuss bullpens in flux and late night munchies. Nick tries to convince Smokey that Skittles should have their own line of sodas and I think that's the most brilliant thing Nick has ever said. Agreed, Nick, I want to drink the rainbow! JB joins Nick to discuss his posts for the Play with Rudy from Razzball over at DraftKings and how the new tools give you an unfair advantage when playing against the masses. Then Rudy and the Hitter-Tron and Player Pages. Anyway, here's the Razzball Podcast (now with Rudy dropping knowledge on your head):
Prospect Power Rankings, Week 7
May 22, 2013 | Fantasy Baseball Prospects | 118 Commentsby: Scott Evans
Baseball's purest prospect has been called up. Jurickson Profar has surfaced in Texas, and if you're just learning this now, you're far too late. Don't sweat it too much if you didn't get your hands on Profar -- I don't see much room for him in the Rangers lineup once Kinsler returns. If you did happen to scoop him, though, he's a wonderful lotto ticket with an even bigger potential payout given 2B eligibility. In other close-to-the bigs news, Houston prospect, Jonathan Singleton, will debut at Low-A next week after serving a 50-game suspension. He'll join MiLB home run leader, George Springer, at Double-A before long, and proceed to Triple-A where he'll likely stay for most of the year. In a different organization, Singleton and Springer would find themselves on the cusp of breaking through, but I don't see the Astros starting their clocks while the team is in rebuilding mode. Until further notice, those two remain outside the scope of these power rankings.
So for any of you esteemed loyalists to Razzball Nation who have not yet tried out DraftKings, the real question is why are you such a Schmohawk!? Well don't worry, we can trim that Schmohawk right off with an awesome offer from our friends at DraftKings to get you winning right away. For any first time depositor to the industry leading daily fantasy site, if you deposit at least $25 you'll receive an extra $10. Hurry though - the offer is only good until Friday at 5:00 PM EST - aka when Grey gets up in the "morning." That mustache won't comb itself! You've got to enter through our link here into another CAN YOU TAKE DOWN RUDY GAMBLE (and Nick) CONTEST, which returns to Friday (the 24th) this week. The contest is limited to 30 entries (up to 2 per person), with the winner receiving a ticket into another one of their huge six figures contests - the $100,000 Punch Out on June 14th. But as always, there isn't just 1 winner. This week spots 2-5 will double up to $10 and 6-10 nab $5. And if you're a first time depositor, you can get your two entries this week essentially for free!
The last huge DraftKings $100K Spring Fling challenge last Friday had six Razzballers enter and commenter Pacochu got 54th and notched $200 buck-a-roos! Not bad for a $5 entry, huh? Hey Pacochu, next time we get cervesas at the cantina the Dos Equis are on you! I don't always drink beer with Razzballers, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Now I'm starting to get hungry for some tacos.
Yesterday, I was thinking how [player]Miguel Gonzalez[/player], who went 7 IP, 2 ER, 5 baserunners, 5 Ks, is a'ight. Has nominal value in mixed leagues against weaker teams and a solid back-end guy for AL-Only leagues, which could describe the entire O's staff. With the O's, you gotta mind your P's and Q's. Excuse me, I had Alphabet Soup for lunch and just burped. Those O's starters are okay, but I crave excitement. I'm an adrenaline junkie. Sometimes I'll blog with no pants on just for the RUSH I get. While in Starbucks. While holding my dog over my junk so I don't catch charges. I'm a responsible adrenaline junkie. So, when I heard Kevin Gausman will make his major league debut on Thursday, you can imagine how awkward it was carrying my dog over my junk without any hands, while working my cellular mobile device trying to pick up Gausman. I've gone over Gausman as recently as two weeks ago. He was my Wheeler before Wheeler. I lurve Gausman. The O's staff is iffy at best, so Gausman could definitely stick around. His numbers in the minors this year are insane. In 46 1/3 IP, he has 49 Ks and 5 walks. He could be the best called up pitcher this year. More likely, he'll have some extreme ups and downs in the AL East. I'd still grab him in all leagues just in case his ups far outnumber his downs. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
[player]Mitch Moreland[/player], a notable imperialist, has been capturing the hearts and minds of fantasy owners while their villages are unsuspectingly pillaged. On the baseball field, he’s been hitting better than he has since 2009… when he was in high A ball. The boy’s a time bomb! So, will he be able to maintain anywhere near this level of production? Or will he turn it off like a light switch (just go click)? My fortune cookie says, “Signs point to yes.” Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with Exhibit A for why you shouldn’t ask your fortune cookie conflicting questions. For those of you who are familiar with Mitch, you’re probably pulling a Large Marge like me when you realized that he’s hitting over a 1.100 OPS in May. He’s doing everything a little bit better: lower strikeout rate, higher walk rate, and a higher home run to fly ball rate, which could be sustainable. Although the caveat is that he’s absolutely crushing the ball at home and against righties, so it’s hard to tell if he’s right side up or upside down. I’m thinking that he’ll likely produce closer to his numbers from last year, with slight improvement going forward. Mitch, I’ve got Moreland a feeling that you’ll still be solid the rest of the way. Anyway, here are some other players who have my attention in OPS leagues:
Pitcher Profile: Jake Odorizzi’s 2013 & Rays Debut
May 21, 2013 | Pitcher Profiles | 12 Commentsby: JB Gilpin
When [player]David Price[/player] went down with a triceps injury, mercifully so with the struggles he was enduring, the Rays finally announced over the weekend that prospect [player]Jake Odorizzi[/player] would be called up from Triple-A Durham to take his spot in the rotation . As Bill Murray would say, "Go Bulls!" I was fortunate enough to see Odorizzi pitch in Durham earlier this season, throwing 6.2 innings of shutout ball with 8 Ks against AAA Gwinnett.
From what I remember in that outing, he features a mid-to-low 90s fastball and a wipe out breaking ball. Other than that, I couldn't tell much more from our seats, which were surprisingly tough to get in the Bulls home debut that night. There were free fireworks! Also, the city of Durham loves their Bulls, it is a very nice AAA experience. Anywho, I was stoked that Odorizzi would be pitching right around when my next Pitcher Profile was due out, so I decided to break down his Rays debut (and 3rd career start) at Toronto and see what kind of impact he could have for fantasy owners:
Red Light, Green Light: Steals and Such at the Quarter Pole
May 21, 2013 | Uncategorized | 40 Commentsby: Mike
I went ahead and picked up [player]Jarrod Dyson[/player] this past week only to watch him sprain his ankle before even entering my lineup. ESPN has him listed as 0.0% ownership, so apparently my team doesn't even count in their world. I was about to get all depressed about it and throw on my Skinny Puppy t-shirt and black eyeliner when I realized that this is a SAGNOF world, and that means when one speedster goes down, we just go to the heap for another. We're about 1/4 of the way through the season already, and that means it's time to take a look at some stats for pitchers, catchers, and teams to try to exploit when chasing steals. I'll also take a look at what [player]Will Venable[/player] is up to and how [player]Pedro Florimon[/player] may be a possible source of cheap speed in very deep leagues. At the beginning of the season, I posted the 2012 numbers for pitchers and catchers who should be exploited or avoided when it comes to steals, as well as team SB allowed for matchup purposes. Here are those same stats through the first 40 games of the 2013 season.
